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HULKKKKKKK!

THE EXTRA K’S STAND FOR KICK BUTT!!

AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk could you please smash my eyes in a couple of times, clicked a link in a thread in the soap box and it was painful…..

SMASHING THAT THING HULK DO. BUCKLE UP!!

Also, whats your thoughts of cosplayers while we’re on the subject?

HULK GOT ONE RULE. IF YOU’RE FAT, DON’T DO THAT!!



simmo asked:

Hulk, are you more qualified than Dr Phil?

HULK HAVE MORE HAIR, LESS SOUTHERN SAYINGS. THAT MEAN HULK WAY MORE QUALIFIED! YOU CAN’T HAVE A STOVE IN THE KITCHEN WITHOUT HAVING AN OVEN IN THE BEDROOM!! RAAARGH, HULK MAKE SENSE!!

And did you leave that reverse kanga at my place last night?

HULK ALWAYS HAVE TROUBLE SITTING THE RIGHT WAY ON THOSE THING! AND…FLUSHING FOR WIMPS!



chuck20 asked:

hulk, what’s your favorite blizzard flavor? Or do you just eat the entire dairy queen?

HULK LIKE …

Does the thought of eating a queen make you uncomfortable?

WAIT…HULK’S HULK-SENSE TINGLING. HULK GETTING WISE TO QUESTIONS HULK SHOULDN’T ANSWER. THIS…THIS FEEL LIKE ONE. HULK THINK HULK JUST EYEBALL YOU AND WALK AWAY.



ricster9 asked:

Hey Hulkie,

If you were to visit a comic con, where do you think you would hang out – the artist section, the question and answers panels, sellers market or the skanky toilets ?

HULK USUALLY HAVE TO POOP A LOT…SO…HULK GO FOR TOILETS. HULK FEEL AT HOME THERE.



ricster9 asked:

What makes you truly happy inside ?

WHEN HULK POOP!



ricster9 asked:

Which other superhero do you find the most annoying and why.

ANY SUPERHERO WRITTEN BY BENDIS! REALISTIC DIALOGUE MAKE HULK HEAD HURT!!



panther10 asked:

Dear Hulk,

Do you think you could take Godzilla in a fight? Not the campy version from the 60’s, but the all powerful/unstoppable force of nature version from the Final Wars film.

Or is it possible that even you have your limits?

(and of course I am asking you to suspend your disbelief and pretend that Godzilla is an actual monster)

HULK SUSPEND GODZILLA FROM BRIDGE AND USE HIM FOR SPEEDBAG! AND ADDED BONUS OF GODZILLA NOT WEARING PANTS, SO HULK CAN’T BE PUT IN PANTS LIKE WHEN HULK FOUGHT FOOM. THAT…THAT NOT GOOD TIME IN HULK’S LIFE…



Calbretto asked:

Dear Hulk,

If everyone in comics gets brought back from the dead, will your wife return? Do you want her to come back to life or are you enjoying the single life?

HULK PAID OFF GUY WHO KILLED HER ALREADY. HULK NOT GO BACK TO CHAINS OF WIFE AND HOME LIFE. HULK FREE MAN, LETTING IT SWING! LITERALLY!



apocalypse asked:

Quick question. What’s this mean?
Sorry, but only users granted special access can read topics in this forum

IT MEAN YOU GOTTA GET ON SPECIAL BUS, GO DOWNTOWN, GET IN LINE, GET SPECIAL PASS, AND THEN GET CARDED AT DOOR. IF YOU REALLY REALLY WANNA GET IN AND THEY NOT LET YOU…ARGUE. YOU FIT RIGHT IN!



Hedorah asked:

Dear Hulk,

Now that that I have a Wendigo figure to go with ML 13 Abomination and Face-Off Hulk I can finally recreate your greatest Hostess Fruit Pie ad from the 1970’s. Can you tell me which 1/12th scale fruit pie I should use?

…HULK TRY NOT TO MAKE JOKE ABOUT ASGUARDIAN HERE. HULK REALLY TRY. BUT…IT LIKE IT EXPECTED OF HULK. RAAAAARGH, IT’S A TRAP!!



Threepio asked:

Dear Hulk,

I have a riddle for you: You have two coins equaling 30 cents. One is a quarter and one is not a nickel. What two coins do you have?

QUARTER AND NICKEL!! ONE OF THEM NOT A NICKEL, IT A QUARTER!!! RAAARGH, HULK NOT BORN YESTERDAY!!

also….how much for the night if ya know what I mean Wink ?

HULK TAKE THAT QUARTER!!



simmo asked:

Hulk,

How do you keep your ear hair well groomed? I understand you may use a chainsaw, but pabs is probably too girly for that.

BLOWTORCH WORK FOR HULK. GIVE TOASTY EARS FOR A WHILE, BUT IT FEEL SO GOOD WHEN HULK STOP!



sexyvonpoopy asked:

Did you ever get that friendship braclet i made for you? I sent it a while ago.

HULK GOT IT, HULK BEEN MEANING TO MAKE MIX TAPE TO SEND BACK, BUT NOT WANT IT ALL CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND SHAKIRA. RAAARGH, PATIENCE!! 

HULK NOT KNOW WHAT HULK MEANT BY THAT…



hagop9 asked:

Hulk,
I think that Marvel Legends have been a lot suckier since Hasbro took over the line. I don’t mind the lack of paint so much, but the articulation problems drive me nuts. Also, a lot of the sculpting is not up to par. However, I have still purchased several figures of characters that I’ve wanted, and that I felt were "good enough" (Hercules, GA Cap, etc.). Recently, I found myself purchasing your Legends line to build Fin Fang Foom, even though I don’t want most of the figures, and am disappointed with the ones I did want. I have been accused of being a "Hasbro Apologist", even though I am quick to criticize their work on this line, and have definitely reduced the number of my Legends purchases. I have also been referred to as a "Hasbro Whiner" for pointing out these flaws. For instance, I have complained about reductions in articulation, even though they still have more POA than DCUC.
So Hulk, my question is: am I a Hasbro apologist or hater? I need to know who I am in this world.

HULK TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE! YOU HASBRO REALIST! LINE HAVE FLAWS, FIGURES HAVE FLAWS, HULK’S NOT HAVE FISTS, HULK POOP IN ENVELOPE MAIL IT TO HASBRO!! RAARGH, IT LIKE HASBRO GAVE BIRTH TO SOME OF THESE GUYS!! DOC SAMSON SUCKS!! RAAARGH, HULK SMASH PUNY LENNY!! GIVE HULK FISTS!! RED HULK TOO LITTLE TOO LATE!! THAT NOT EVEN HULK!

RAAARGH!!!

RAAARGH!!!

RAAAAAAAAARGH!!!


RARGH.


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