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HULK GOT LOT OF QUESTIONS FROM THAT ONE GUY AND…SOME OTHERS!

SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

 


AlphaPrime asked:

So Hulk-san what do you think of your new wave of figures? Like King Hulk Grey Hulk and End Hulk? And most importantly what do you have planned for the She Hulk? i mean a figure of your cousin thats wearing a bikini? Then again not sure i really want to know the answer on that one….

HULK THOUGHT HULK NEED FISTS. HULK SO ANGRY ABOUT LACK OF FISTS ON GREY HULK HULK ALMOST POOP. WHY IT SO HARD? TELL HULK THAT HASBRO…WHY IT SO HARD TO GIVE HULK FISTS AT ALL TIMES!! HULK HIT THINGS. HULK NEED FIST. HULK THING BY THIS TIME YOU JUST NEED SPECIAL SHORT BUS TO PICK YOU UP….IT NOW RIDICULOUS!!

ALSO…SHE-HULK…BIKINI…YEAH, YOU NOT WANT TO KNOW THINGS HULK DOING WITH FIGURE…



Cherkhan asked:

So Hulk, Grundy gets a Collect and Connect figure, and that red guy gets a Build a Figure that was supposed to be of

you. Whats up with that? Oh and if you were to extend the Hulk Legends past two waves who would you include?


HULK WONDERING WHAT’S UP WITH LOTS OF THINGS. LIKE…WHAT’S UP WITH HULK’S MAN-HAIR. WHY IT CURL, WHEN HULK NOT CURL IT? DO LITTLE ELVES COME IN WITH LITTLE CURLING IRONS AND CURL HULK’S MAN-HAIR? IT JUST NOT RIGHT. AND HULK THINK THEY SHOULD INCLUDE CHICK IN METAL BIKINI LEFT OUT OF WAVE. VALERIE OR WHATEVER. HULK SHAKES HEAD DAILY!!



Cherkhan asked:

So, Hulk how do you rate Grundy’s performance on the "Defenders" episode of JLU. He seemed to do a great job at

acting like a certain jade giant we know.

HULK ALREADY HIRED LAWYER ABOUT THAT. HULK NOT AMUSED. MADE HULK LOOK BAD. THIRD RATE HULK, IS WHAT IT IS…NEVER MIND WHO CAME FIRST!!

 


Lucid Silverback esq.asked:

Hulk…
…do you shop for shoes at the same place Shaquille Oneil frequents?

If not, what do you do for footwear when necessary?

HULK CAN’T FIT IN THOSE TINY THINGS. HULK MAKE OWN SHOES. HULK MAKE OWN SHOES OUT OF TEN LITTLE SHOES. RIP APART, SEW TOGETHER…IT STYLISH AND COMFY. HULK ALL ABOUT STYLE. HULK WAITING FOR GQ TO CALL ANY DAY NOW, PUT HULK ON COVER. AAAAANY DAY NOW. HULK LOOK GOOD!! HULK FEEL PRETTY!!



Cherkhan asked:

Hullo Hulk,

Why’d hasbro jump the gun and release the Hulk Legends early?

DUH! HULK WANT SHE-HULK IN BIKINI FIGURE, AND HULK WANTED IT NOW!!


Cherkhan asked:

Hey Hulk,

Any truth to the rumor that the next Marvel/DC crossover is going to pair you up with Grundy?

DEPENDS ON WHAT MEAN BY "PAIR". HULK DOESN’T KISS DUDES ON SCREEN!



sexyvonpoopy asked:

Why you so dumb Hulk? Whycome nobody love you?
You ever gonna finish ultimate Wolverine?

HULK FINISHED HIM LAST NIGHT. PULLED MEAT OFF BONES. ALL THAT LEFT IS SKELETON AND GOATEE. HULK GLUED IT ON SKELETON, TURNED IT INTO ULTRAHIP LAMP. HULK HOUSE "EXTREME" NOW.



Squigiman asked:

Hey Hulk,
First-Time/Long-Time! Anyways, just wondering, how can you be both your savage green Hulk self, battling that unnecessary/incredibly annoying red version, as well as your smart self, aiding some new group of people who’ve kidnapped Dr. Doom, all at the same time? I mean, it’s been bad enough with guys like Stark, Parker, and Howlett being apparently everywhere at once, in a Marvel Universe which seems to have totally given up on a main timeline, but et tu, Dr. Banner??? When will it end? Can you please just SMASH Quesada and fix it all with your mighty fists?

Thanks!

-Zach

HULK TRIED SMASHING QUESADA MANY TIME…HE APPARENTLY UNSMASHABLE. OR HE HAVE CLONES. OR LOKALIKES. EITHER WAY…HULK SMASHED LOTSA FAT GUYS TRYING TO TAKE HIM OUT. IT NOT WORKING. SO HULK HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. IT’S A LIVING.



Cherkhan asked:

Hey HUlk,

Any truth to the rumor that Grundy did your stunts in the new film? What can we expect from the new animated series?

NO TRUTH! AND HULK HAVE ANIMATED SERIES? HULK NOT KNOW. WHY NOBODY TELL HULK!! RAAARGH, PUNY HUMAN EXECUTIVES NOT TELL HULK ANYTHING. RAARGH…HULK HOPE IT GOOD AS THAT OTHER CARTOON WITH THAT GUY DOING THOSE THINGS. HULK LOVE THAT SHOW!



meatloaf of darkness asked:

Dear hulk,

Do you know what the deal is with cherkhan’s grundy fetish?

SOME PEOPLE LIKE GUYS IN RIPPED PANTS!



Cherkhan asked:

So Hulk,

I noticed that in the last couple of months you’ve become a father twice!! Not only are you Skaar’s dad but you’ve got a yet to be named daughter running around as well. At the end of Hulk: Raging Thunder we are given a glimpse of your daughter taking care of business.Will the three of you ever meet up in one book? What happens when you do?Is this something that should happen at all? Should Pak write it?

RAAARGH! HULK AIN’T NO BABYDADDY! HULK…WASN’T THERE, AT THE TIME…OF…HULK HAD PLANS!! HULK WASHING HAIR!! HULK WORE A THING!! HULK KNOW NOTHING!! HULK WANT TEST!! HULK TOO YOUNG TO SETTLE DOWN!!

RAAAARGH!!



Cherkhan asked:

Hullo Hulk,

The Amalgam comic universe gave us some pretty interesting characters. But it also gave us The Abominable Skulk

What the ham sandwich happened there?

IT THE NINETIES!! MULLETS EVERYWHERE!! BEST NOT TO ASK!



Cherkhan asked:

Dear Hulk,

Why did the Fwoom undergo the name change and why are they Chasing Culture?

HULK FWOOMED IN HULK’S PANTS ONCE.



sHa_ckwave asked:

Hulk…

I know most people want to forget your Ang Lee movie… but tell us the truth, who was hotter to put Hulk smooches on ? Jennifer Connelly or Liv Tyler ?

 KISSING TYLER LIKE KISSING HER FATHER. HULK NOT DOWN WITH THAT!! NOT AGAIN!! NOT EVER AGAIN!!



Cherkhan asked:

Hulk it’s me again

Speaking of the Ang Lee film… which film in your opinion produced the better action figure?

Oh, and forget that Fwoom thing i got the answer earlier in two seperate emails.

HULK GO WITH FIRST MOVIE FIGURES. AND HULK…ALREADY FORGOT…ABOUT…WHATEVER YOU TALKING ABOUT…



shpidorman asked:

Hulk,

What did you do for july 4th?

did you blow stuff up?

HULK WENT AGAINST GRAIN AND BLEW STUFF DOWN. HULK HAD PARTY. THINGS GOT AWKWARD FOR HULK. LOTS OF CONFUSED GUESTS.

BUT HULK FOLLOW OWN PATH. WHEN HULK BLOW DOWN…HULK BLOW DOWN!!



simmo asked:

Hulk,

How many poo tickets do you spend on average every day?

RAAAARGH, HULK NOT SPEAK AUSTRALIAN!!

…5…6 IF HULK HAD PIZZA… 


 POO TICKETS!! POOOOOO TICKETS!!!

 


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