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HULK A BAF FINALLY!! WAIT…”RED HULK”??? RAAARGH!!



virsago_mk2 asked:

Did you get the new iPhone last Friday?

HULK NOT NEED IPHONE. HULK HAVE IROAR. THIS HOW IT WORK. HULK STAND SOMEWHERE, HULK ROAR, PEOPLE HEAR HULK, THE END. HULK NOT GET INTERNET ACCESS YET…BUT HULK WILL SOON. ALSO, HULK NOT REALLY NEED YOU TO DIAL 1 OR 0 IF YOU TRYING TO TALK TO HULK, BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT. HULK WILLING TO WAIT. HULK NOT REALLY GOT A LOT TO DO.

 



Shatterstar4ML asked:

Sometimes my poop is green. What could cause this?

 

WELL, HULK KNOW GAMMA CAUSE GREEN. SO HULK THINK YOU EAT SOMETHING WITH GAMMA IN IT. IF HULK FIND OUT THAT SHE-HULK, HULK GOING TO COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND THROW THINGS AT YOU. LIKE BUSES!! 


 

panther10 asked:

Dear Hulk,

Do you think there are any advantages to sleepwalking?

ARE YOU KIDDING? IT LIKE GETTING TWO THING DONE AT ONCE. NICE LITTLE NAP AND EXERCISE. IT BETTER THAN ICE CREAM ON A PIE. SOMETIMES HULK MANANGE TO GET SOMEWHERE HULK NOT EVEN KNOW HE NEEDED TO BE WHILE HE ASLEEP. THEN, SINCE HULK ALREADY THERE, HULK BUY STUFF. HULK THINK ADS THE REASON THEY TELL HULK TO "BUY BUY BUY!!!" SO HULK GOES TO DO IT. WHILE HULK SLEEP.


Simun asked:

why do I snicker at your pathetic excuse for break dancing?

IT…IT NOT HULK’S FAULT FLOOR LITERALLY BROKE. HULK NEED TO GO ON DIET. HULK CAN BUST A MOVE WITH THE BEST OF THEM IF HULK HAVE TOUGHER FLOOR. JUST WAIT AND SEE! BREAKIN 2 ELECTRIC HULKALOO!!!


meatloaf of darkness asked:

Hulk, if you were a mineral, which mineral would you be?

DOES MINERAL WATER COUNT, OR DID HULK DO QUESTION WRONG AGAIN?


xAngelx asked:

Hulk, did you know that if you read the rules for the Marvel Board, it says:
"This is a place to discuss Marvel and Toy Biz products, and we are all for a good discussion." That means we aren’t allowed to speak about Hasbro products in there.

BUT HASBRO MAKE…OH, HULK SEE WHAT WAS DONE THERE. YOU SAY HASBRO NOT MAKE HULK PRODUCT. CAUSE "HASBRO AM KILLING THE LINE". HAHAHAHA. ONE FIST! GIVE HULK ONE FIST! AND NOT THAT RED HULK POSER. REAL HULK. GREEN HULK. OR MAYBE GREY. HASBRO FAILED. WHY, OH WHY!!


Threepio asked:

Hulk, I was just wondering who you support in the presidential campain. Obama or Mccain?

LIKE HULK’S VOTE MATTER. HULK GONNA WRITE IN VOTE. OBAMACAIN. HULK VOTE FOR OBAMACAIN! THEN HULK FIND THEM AND SMUSH THEM INTO ONE GUY. IT BE ONE BORING GUY THAT NOT LIVE UP TO CAMPAGN PROMISE. LIKE ALL POLITICS. HULK NOT BE SURPRISED BY IT EITHER. OBAMACAIN!!


Calbretto asked:

When will I know I am truly a man?

WHEN BAG BOY SAYS PAPER OR PLASTIC AND YOU PULL OUT BIG KNIFE AND GUT HIM AND LEAVE HIS BLOOD ON CHECKOUT COUNTER WHILE SCREAMING CURSE WORDS!!


mysticmanjrf asked:

Let’s be honest, Red Hulk beat the snot out of you. What are you gonna do to him in the next fight?

HULK NOT EVEN BOTHER WITH RED HULK. HULK TAKE FIGHT RIGHT TO LOEB. HULK AS HIM WHY HE ALWAYS BRING IN GUY NOBODY KNOWNS WHO IS. HOLIDAY….HUSH…RED HULK…HULK BORED WITH IT LOEB!! BORED WITH IT!!! YOU HACK!!


Tenbones asked:

Why have you not SMASHED Marvel Comics into dust for totally screwing you over in WWH?

THEY PROMISE HULK SEQUEL. WORLD WAR HULK 2!! THIS TIME…HULK GET TO…DO…THINGS. SO CONTRACT SAYS. JUST GIVE HULK TIME, MARVEL WOULDN’T LIE TO HULK. NOT AGAIN!! NEVER AGAIN!!


…HULK SO SCREWED…

 


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