SOMETIMES HULK JUST LIKE TO SAY HULK’S NAME, 
IN CASE NOBODY NOTICED!!
ricster9 asked:
Hey hulkie. Its all about the clours, grey, green, red – you seem to be doing the rounds of the colour spectrum. What about Pink, would you go pink ? Girls love to play with a bit of pink. Mind you, so do some boys/ C’mon hulkie, wanna play pink ?
RAARGH, HULK ONCE GOT ASKED THIS QUESTION AT BAR, BY STRANGE LOOKING WOMAN WITH DEEP VOICE. HULK WOKE UP THREE DAYS LATER IN MOTEL TUB FILLED WITH ICE WITH STITCHES ON SIDE OF HULK’S TUMMY. SO HULK…NOT TRUST PEOPLE WHO ASK THAT QUESTION. IF THIS VIDEO AND NOT TYPING, YOU SEE HULK MAKING STRAAAAAANGE LOOK TOWARDS YOU AND BACKING AWAY SLOWLY. HULK STILL MANAGING TO TYPE THOUGH, HULK GOT LAPTOP. IT HARD TO CARRY AND TYPE AT SAME TIME.
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, I overcooked a pizza. I still ate it, because pizza shouldn’t go to waste. Well afterwards I took a nap and now I can’t get the taste of burnt peperoni out of the back of my mouth. It is driving my crazy. How do I get this horrid taste out of my mouth?
YOU IN LUCK, HULK HAVE HANDY LIST OF TIPS FOR RIDDING BAD TASTES FROM MOUTH, CAUSE HULK GET PLENTY OF BAD TASTES IN HULK’S MOUTH. IT JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO HULK, CAUSE HULK LIKE TO PUT THINGS IN HIS MOUTH. HULK FOUND THAT GARGLING WITH BLEACH HELP. HULK SUGGST TRYING THAT. IF THAT NOT WORK, WELL, HULK HAVE FEELING YOU NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BAD TASTE AGAIN AFTER THAT
simmo asked:
Hulk, are you like me, in that when you get sick, you like to look at a lot of adult material? And I mean, a lot.
HULK MUST BE SICK SICK MAN, CAUSE HULK’S COMPUTER SAGGING ON DESK FROM AMOUNT OF "ADULT MATERIAL" HULK DOWNLOADED. IT TRUE! HULK’S COMPUTER NOW WAY FIVE POUNDS MORE THAN IT DID LAST WEEK. THAT LIKE…A LOT OF PORN
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Do you know Abbey Winters?
HULK IS AWARE! HULK DOESN’T NOT KNOW WHO THEY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE. AND HULK DEFINITELY DOESN’T HAVE RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HULK EITHER. NOPE.
Ibentmyman-thing asked:
Hulk,
Why?
…QUESTION JUST HURT HULK’S HEAD. HULK NEED TEN MINUTE BREAK NOW.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hello Mr. Hulk,
Lucid Silverback of the Simian Times.
As you have probably been informed, it has been reported a Mr. Howard Ortiz and his wife Karen Ortiz recently filed a formal complaint with the state of New Mexico claiming their work shed was "completely ruined" by what they describe as a "Super-sized glowing green doo doo" which had broken through the wall and was discovered resting in a crater where their John Deere tractor once sat. It has also been reported they have yet to locate their family dog, Princess. I have been informed they are asserting you are responsible for the damage done to their property from said deposit, and are demanding full restitution for their financial loss and emotional toil.
Is there any merit to their complaint?
…And, will you contest their charges?
Thank you in advance for your reply.
HULK BEEN ADIVSED NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, BUT HULK WILL SAY THAT THIS "PRINCESS" MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DELICIOUS. LITTLE STEAK SAUCE AND HULK NOT NEED TO EAT AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FIVE HOURS AT LEAST. BUT THAT ALL HULK HAVE TO SAY. ALSO, HULK NEVER BEEN TO NEW MEXICO. HULK NEVER BEEN TO OLD ONE EITHER. BUT HULK MAY HAVE BEEN TO SLIGHTLY USED MEXICO. HULK HAVE TO CHECK HULK’S DAYPLANNER.
MMM…PRINCESS…
simmo asked:
Have you been picking up teenagers on facebook?
HULK HAVE TWO PROBLEMS WITH THAT SITE. FIRST PROBLEM…IT NOT A BOOK! SECOND PROBLEM…IT NOT A BOOK! THAT CONFUSED HULK RIGHT AWAY. TO ANSWER QUESTION, NO, HULK ABSOLUTELY NOT USING FACEBOOK AS A SHOPPING LIST. NOPE. NOT AT ALL.
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, I need a Car. Preferably one not smashed and in good running order. can you stea…..i mean, aquire (get or procure in your vernacular) one for me? I would be most grateful.
GIVE HULK YOUR ADDRESS, AND NEXT TIME HULK GO ON MINDLESS RAMPAGE, (WHICH HULK THINK ABOUT MIDWEEK) HULK SEE IF HE CAN TOSS A CAR IN YOUR DIRECTION. JUST PUT LOTS OF PILLOWS IN FRONT YARD TO CUSHION WHEN IT LAND.
TFitz asked:
Hulk, I’ve read the only place where it’s still possible to get purple pants is at hunkwear.com. Care to explain?
HULK GO WHERE HULK GETS A DISCOUNT. CAUSE HULK CHEAP. HULK NOT PROUD. WHICH YOU CAN TELL, BECAUSE HULK WEAR PURPLE PANTS. IF THAT NOT SAY LACK OF PRIDE, HULK LOOKING IN WRONG SEE N SAY.
shpidorman asked:
Hulk, why is 6 afraid of 7?
They’re just numbers right? RIGHT?
WELL…6 WAS HOT GIRL ON BLOSSOM, WHICH MEAN THE ONE THAT WASN’T BLOSSOM, AND 7 WAS KID IN LATER YEAR OF MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, WHEN IT STOPPED BEING FUNNY. TO HULK ASSUME THAT 6 IS AFRAID OF 7 BECAUSE THAT KID THREATENED TO DO BAD THINGS TO HER. WHICH…HULK CAN’T REALLY BLAME HIM. HULK DO BAD THINGS ALSO. UNLESS THAT NOT WHAT QUESTION WAS ABOUT AT ALL. HULK NOT SURE ANYMORE.
RAAARGH, HULK JUST…REALLY NOT SURE!!
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