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MORE HULK! MORE MORE MORE!!

ALL HULK ALL THE TIME!! OR AT LEAST…ONCE A WEEK.

mysticmanjrf asked:

Hulk
Deal or No Deal?

RAAARGH!! WIN LOSE OR DRAW!!



Simun asked:

the flusher on my toilet is broken. Did you do that?

HULK NINJA POOPER! HULK POOP IN MIDDLE OF NIGHT, GONE IN FLASH, BREAK FLUSHER, SO HULK’S LEAVINGS UNFLUSHABLE!! TAKE THAT!!



shpidorman asked:

Hulk, should i have a hot pocket?
or a lean pocket?
or bagle bites?
or pizza rolls?
which one!?!

LEAN POCKET FULL OF PIZZA!! HULK ALWAYS CARRY PIZZA IN POCKET!! HULK A SNACKER! IT ONLY WAY TO ROLL!



meatloaf of darkness asked:

Hulk, my meatloaf of darkness died. Should I have him reborn with a robot arm, head showing robotic parts like a terminator, or have him get all zombie styled?

HULK SUGGEST YOU FINISH EATING YOUR MEATLOAF!! IT GOT VITAMINS AND MINERALS!! AND PLASTIC AND APOXIE!! IT TASTY. FINISH WHAT DOG STARTED!! EAT MEATLOAF! THEN EAT SELF! HUMANS TASTY. NOT THAT HULK KNOW THIS PERSONALLY.



simmo asked:

Hulk,

I’m lucky, in that I work at a desk, and if I need to rub one out at work, no-one’s the wiser. However, you tend to work outdoors…what do you do if the urge takes you?

HULK AIM AT ELDERLY!! HULK FIGURE THEY CAN’T CHASE AFTER HULK. IT WIN WIN SITUATION!



AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk which do you like better, japanese girls or vampire girls? Or how about japanese vampire girls!!!!???!!

RAAARGH, JAPANESE GIRLS HOT, VAMPIRE GIRLS JUST SUCK! HAHAHA THAT HULKJOKE!



johnny_b asked:

Hulk

Why is it that an emo kid who dresses like a bat and an alcoholic in a tin can get better movies than you ?

RAARGH, CAUSE HULK GETS BETTER TELEVISIONS SHOW! IT EVEN OUT. WAIT…HULK’S SHOW NOT AS GOOD AS BATMAN SHOW. BATMAN SHOW GOT ADAM WEST. HULK SHOW HAD…WALKING DOWN A ROAD! AND IRON MAN GOT EX-WASTED GUY…

…OK, BUT IRON MAN STLL A DICK


AlphaPrime asked:

What about gamma radiated japanese vampire girls? or what if your cuz Shulkie was turned into a vampire!!!??!! Would you still find her hot?

DOES SHE SUCK??? HAHAHAHAHA HULK STILL CRACK SELF UP. WAIT WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? IS SHE INTO HULK? PASS LETTER TO HER, CHECK YES OR NO.



Lucid Silverback esq. asked:

Hulk,

Considering your emerald epidermal pigment and physical dimensions, do you consider the book "Green Eggs and Ham" racist with a sexually-charged subtext?

HULK SUED DR. SEUSS! HULK SUED SEUSS BECAUSE SEUSS USED HULK’S SKIN FOR SEUSS STORY, AND HULK SAD SO HULK SUE SEUSS!!

HULK NOT KNOW WHAT HULK JUST SAID. BUT RACIAL PROFILING HURT US ALL.

…AND NOW HULK HUNGRY



Big_Ricks_Customs asked:

Dear Hulk,

I’m about to go on a rant so if you have to cut me off somewhere I understand. Now Hulk let me ask why is it that Marvel is trying to screw you three way’s from Tuesday? First they make that lame movie by Ang Lee. Then they shot you to space, make you kick major @ss and the blow up your planet with your pregnant wife. You come to earth and then at the end of footing everyone in the @ss they make you loss to the Sentry like it was nothing. Now they produce toys from what looks to be your best film yet and they are crap. Does Marvel secretly hate you and if so how does that make you feel?

HULK GOT THEORY. HULK THINK MARVEL RUN BY ROSS!! IT ONLY EXPLANATION. CAUSE HE’S A BASTARD AND ONLY ONE EVIL ENOUGH TO PUT HULK THROUGH ALL THAT HULK HAS BEEN PUT THROUGH. HULK’S LIFE SUCKS!!



AlphaPrime asked:

One more question for you this week Hulky, could you go into the Girls, Girls, Girls thread and smash everyone that posted that pic of Terry and Brooke Hogan? Thanks!

Your pal Alpha.

HULK A LITTLE TOO CREEPED OUT TO GO INTO THREAD AND WATCH OLD FAT GUY
WHO STOLE HULK’S NAME FEEL UP HIS MANDAUGHTER! HULK LIKE TO PRETEND THREAD NOT HAPPEN. LIKE HULK PRETEND OLD FAT GUY DIDN’T DO SAME THING TO HULK IN THE EIGHTIES.

HULK STILL WAKE UP NIGHTS SHIVERING…



simmo asked:

Hulk,

You once married a princess (Jarella) and declared yourself a King recently…does that mean you’re a monarchist? Are you in line to inherit the British throne at any stage, because I’d much rather see you take charge of Merrie Olde Englande than Charles when Lizzie dies.

HULK THINK BEING KING OF ENGLAND NOT A BAD IDEA! HULK GOING TO WRITE LETTER. AND BY WRITE LETTER, HULK MEAN HULK GOING TO GO TO CASTLE AND TAKE CROWN OFF OLD LADY’S HEAD AND UT IT ON HULK’S HEAD. WHO’S THE BIG GREEN QUEEN NOW??

HULK BIG GREEN QUEEN, THAT’S WHO!

WAIT…



simmo asked:

Oh, you’d also be King of Australia then too. Imagine that!

RAAARGH, HULK COULD MAKE JOKE ABOUT "I COULD RULE A BUNCH OF KANGAROOS AT THE ZOO" BUT HULK FEEL THAT AUSTRALIAN KANGAROO JOKES OVERPLAYED. SO HULK NOT GONNA MAKE JOKE ABOUT THE FACTT HAT BEING KING OF THE KANGAROOS. NOPE. NOT GONNA DO IT!

 


HULK NOT GONNA DO IT AT ALL!!


 

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