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HULK NOT RED!! THAT DUMB!!

SERIOUSLY…WHO’S IDEA RED HULK?!?!?

 

RAARGH, IDEA BUCKET EMPTY!!

Simun asked:

I tend to keep myself well trimmed, but my electric razor has run out of batteries. Do you have any last minute fixes that will help me "project" what I’m going for?

HULK ALWAYS HAVE FALLBACK PLAN. HULK GOT STRAIGHT RAZOR. HULK LATHER UP AND START WHACKING AWAY DOWN THERE, UNTIL HULK SEE GREEN. HULK LUCKY HULK HAVE HEALING FACTOR LIKE HAIRY CANADIAN RUNT.

 

HULK SAID RUNT!! RUNT!!



johnny_b asked:

What do you think of Solid Snake and his sweet mustache ? don’t you wish you had a stache like Lee Van Cleef ?

HULK GET MUSTACHE "DOWN THERE" THAT WHY HULK WHACK AT SELF WITH STRAGHT RAZOR. IT NO VAN CLEEF, BUT IT WORK FOR HULK. AND BY WORK FOR HULK, HULK MEAN HULK TAKE PICTURES AND SENG THEM TO SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM



worldwar_hulk asked:

Earlier you’d mentioned something about Inventing HULKAMANIA! But I dont buy it. I hear that you have to pay the other guy royalties every time you use his name.
What do you think about that?

OTHER GUY STRANGE ORANGE GUY WITH MOOBS. HULK NOT THINK HULK TOO WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HE THINK SAY OR DO. HULK DO THINK OTHER GUY PEE STEROIDS THOUGH.

I even hear that you were originally a huge Red & Yellow monster but you had to change your color to Green due to Copyright Infringement.
Are you getting MAD yet?

THAT SOUND LIKE HULK WAS M&M. HULK NOT THINK HE HAVE CHOCOLATE IN MIDDLE, UNLESS HULK HAVE KIT KAT, BUT HULK MELT IN MOUTH, NOT IN HAND. RAARGH, HULK FLEXIBLE!!


Chancellor asked:

hulk, i just found a toy i REALLY need at a comic store for $34.99

should i buy it? if i do my christmas money will be all spent, and i’ll have to actually work for comic money. but if i don’t i’m gonna get MAD at myself.

34.99 SOUND LIKE LOT TO PAY FOR TOY. IT LIKE…WELL, HULK NOT GOD AT MATH BUT IT LOTS MORE THAN PAY AT NORMAL STORE. NOW, HULK THINK YOU SHOULD OFFER TO DO JOB WINK WINK FOR COMIC SHOP GUY. HULK KNOW FOR FACT HE PROBABLY GO FOR IT.

IT ALWAYS WORK FOR HULK!!

 


simmo asked:

Hulk, there’s no point denying it. I’ve seen you in the bathroom. For such a tall guy, downstairs you really are

very short. Is that why you’re so angry all the time? Because widdle Hulk is so widdle?

HULK GROWER NOT SHOWER!! HULK LIKE FICUS!! HULK GROWS OVER TIME!! HULK LIKE…BANANA!! WAIT, BANANAS DON’T GROW. BUT THAT THE BASIC IDEA.



JeanGrey92 asked:

Hulk,

If you were in a Dynasty catfight who would you want to take on?

SHE-HULK!! NUDE CATFIGHT!!

TIGRA!! REAL CATFIGHT!!

RICK JONES!! HULK…WAIT…NOT RICK JONES.

HULK GONNA GO WITH TIGRA. HULK HEARD SHE SCREAMER.



AlphaPrime asked:

Sangoku era or Sengoku era, which was your favorite?

I prefer Sengoku, such legendary figures such as Nobunaga Oda, Mitsuhide Akechi, Yukimura Sanada etc etc.

RAAARGH HULK NOT UNDERSTAND SINGLE WORD IN THAT SENTENCE!! DID YOU HAVE STROKE!??!?



MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:

Hulk-a, Hulk-a burning rage,

What, pray-tell, is your Zombie Plan?

LOTS OF GARLIC!

WAIT…THAT’S HULK’S VAMPIRE PLAN. NO, HULK GOT IT. HULK STRAP EXPLOSIVES TO HULK’S CHEST. IF ZOMBIES GET TO CLOSE, WHAMMO, HULK BLOW THINGS UP. IT ONLY STING HULK FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT TAKE CARE OF ZOMBIES GOOD.

HULK GENIUS!!



SamuRon asked:

what is going to happen with HML 4 and Icons 5 and 6?

THIS EASY!! HULK JUST LEARNED THAT HASBRO GONNA MAINTAIN STATUE QUO BUT MAKE WAIT FOUR TIMES AS LONG FOR THEM, AND POSSIBLY PAY A FEW BUCK MORE BY TIME THEY COME OUT!! RAAARGH, AND THEN HASBRO GONNA FIND KEYMASTER AND GATEKEEPER AND LET GOZER INTO OUR WORLD!!!


Shatterstar4ML asked:

Is The Dark Knight or Iron Man gonna make more money? Will your new film trump them both?

HULK GONNA BE HONEST. HULK GONNA COME IN THIRD. HULK PUT MONEY  ON IRON MAN. CAUSE HE GOT FUNKY THEME SONG. HULK GOT…WELL, HULK NOT GOT BLACK SABBATH. SO…THAT WHY HULK’S MOVIE FAIL.



pablolobo asked:

Dear Hulk,

After last week’s reply I decided to consult Samuel Sterns and Dr. Leonard Sampson in regards to their Gamma Treatment. Neither of them had any shrinkage problems and in fact are well known in the swinger circuits for their big swinging… you get the idea…

They both recommend the Gamma Treatment and have both confirmed your case is the only one where the muscle displacement was disproportionate. So my question is what went wrong with your Gamma Treatment? Is there anything I should look out for?

Or maybe I misunderstood your response last week.

HULK THINK LAST PART POSSIBLE. HULK MISUNDERSTAND WHAT HULK SAY ALL THE TIME. LIKE, HULK WAS AT DRIVE THROUGH THE OTHER WEEK, AND THE CRUNCHY CRACKLY VOICE ASKED HULK WHAT HULK WANTED, AND THEN HULK SAID "HULK THINK HULK SPIN THE WHEEL, PAT!!THEN HULK BOUGHT A VOWEL AND CONFUSED EVERYONE IN TEN YARD RADIUS. SO DON’T FEEL TOO BAD PABLOBOLPOBALOLOASLOPPYBOBO!



Weapon XIX asked:

Dear Hulk,

First I just want to say that some of your answers to last week’s questions had me laughing so hard Awesome Blossom came out of my nose (which is weird because its been months at least since I’ve had an Awesome Blossom). On to the questions.
1. Hulk pays for gum from a machine? Why not smash the machine and take the gum? I mean, you smash everything else. Plus how do you work the machine with such oversized and meaty fingers?

ONE TIME WHEN HULK WAS A KID HULK WENT ON CROSS COUNTRY TRIP WITH GUM MACHINE. IT TAUGHT HULK VALUE OF LIFE, AND WE SHARED MANY IMPORTANT ADVNTURES TOGETHER. PERHAPS YOU SEE IT WHEN IT TELEVISED AS "HULK AND THE GUM MACHINE" CBS ON SUNDAY NIGHTS. TRUE, IT NO JAKE AND THE FATMAN, BUT IT DID WELL.

2. I can’t help but notice a lot of references to butts. What’s that about?

HULK LIKE BIG BUTTS AND HULK CAN’T LIE!!



sexyvonpoopy asked:

What are you going to do with your tax return?

SAME THING HULK DO EVERY YEAR. HIGH PRICED CALL GIRL!!

shpidorman asked:

Why are you green?
Why not purple?
Speaking of green, can iron man kick your butt?

HULK GREEN CAUSE PURPLE MAKE HULK’S EYES HURT!AND IRON MAN…CAN’T EVEN REACH HULK’S BUTT!!



DarkTails asked:

Hey Hulk, do you believe in eternal reincarnation? Like, if you bought some meat-on-a-stick and ate it, do you believe the vendor should keep putting more meat on the stick forever and for free?

IF HULK BELIEVE IN RECINARNATION THEN THAT MEAT ON STICK PROBABLY ONCE WAS HITLER!!

…TOO SOON FOR HITLER JOKE???

 


HULK NOT RED!!!!! DUMB DUMB DUMB!! 

 


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