HULK DO IT AS HARD AS HULK CAN!
johnny_b asked:
Yo MC Hulk
couple historical questions
1) What is your opinion on the behavior of the McCarthy supporters in the 1950s when Charlie Chaplin left the United States ? Do you think it was justified or do you think they had stupid fears ?
HULK THINK ALL FEARS STUPID. HULK THINK PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED MORE CHARLIE CHAPLIN, SPEND LESS TIME BEING DUMB. HULK THINK TRAMP FUNNY. HULK SUSPICIOUS OF LITTLE HITLER MUSTACHE THOUGH. HULK WONDER IF IT HIDDEN MESSAGE ABOUT SOMETHING. NAZIS!!
2) What is your opinion on James Bond as a propaganda tool for the West ? The Soviets did create Avakoum Zakhov to counter James Bond’s capitalistic message, but do you think Bond as a cultural icon really contributed to the West winning the Cold War ?
SOMETIMES HULK PRETEND HE’S JAMES BOND, AND PRETENDS HE HAS BIG TOOL. THEN HULK SLEEP WITH PRETTY WOMAN. HULK LIKE HIS GIRLS SHAKEN NOT STIRRED. THIS LEAD TO LOTS OF PROBLEMS, THOUGH. HULK NOT SMOOTH. HULK NOT SMOOTH AT ALL.
3) Do you think we have reached the quasi fascist world that was introduced in 1984 ?
RAAARGH, HULK SEE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE! THEY WATCHING HULK WHEN HULK DOING EVERYTHING, FROM TAKING WALK TO SMASHING CARS TO TAKING WHIZZ. HULK FEEL PERSONAL SPACE VIO…VIO…HULK NOT GOT PERSONAL SPACE!! MAKE HULK ANGRY!! STOP WATCHING HULK!!
Thank you for your great wisdom Hulk. Much Appreciated.
HULK HAPPY TO HELP!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Is it true that a day without sunshine is like, well, pretty much night.
YES. AND ROOM WITHOUT NIGHTLIGHT REALLY DARK!
P.S. did working with Tom Cruise make you "glib"?
IS THAT WHAT BIGNOSE CALLED HULK? HULK NEED TO LOOK WORD UP IN BOOK THAT TELLS WHAT WORDS MEAN. RIGHT AFTER HULK LOOK UP WHAT THE BOOK IS.
AF asked:
Hulk —
So what’s with the purple pants? I mean, nobody wears purple pants. NOBODY. Does Banner have a neverending supply of purple pants?
HULK GOTTA BE HONEST. HULK COLOR BLIND. HULK NOT KNOW HE FASHION VICTIM ALL THESE YEARS UNTIL SOMEONE TOLD HULK, THEN IT TOO LATE. HULK BOUGHT IN BULK. OH WELL. MAYBE THEY HAVE SALE SOON.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Your Hulkitude,
The fact your skin is green has perplexed me and many other scientists throughout the decades. The theory I and other notable evolutionary biologists hold postulates your epidermal cells -due to gamma induced mutation- have become infused with chlorophyll as opposed to melanin (commonly found in non-gamma-irradiated
humans), and that you might very well be able to capture abundantly available solar energy and convert it into usable fuel for your biologic needs.
Is there any merit to these speculations?
In a nutshell- does the sun provide you not only with warmth, but also strength?
Thank you for your time.
HULK THINK YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING. HULK DOES DO LOT OF SMASHING DURING DAYTIME. BUT THAT WHEN HULK AWAKE. HULK SLEEP AT NIGHT. COINCIDENCE? HULK NOT KNOW. HULK NEED TO KEEP JOURNAL, SEE IF HULK FEEL BETTER AT NIGHT OR IN DAY. HULK VERY INTRESTED. AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS, HULK GONNA BE SCARED OF COWS FROM NOW ON. IF HULK LIKE GRASS, THEN HULK NEED TO BE WARY OF GRASS MUNCHERS.
RAAARGH, DON’T GRAZE ME, BRO!!
Hedorah asked:
Why did you smash Weapon XII’s car under the guise of "bad weather"? You know what a pain it is to deal with auto insurance companies, so knock it off. Unless you’ve sold out like that gecko.
HULK WAS FEELING CRANKY THAT DAY. ALSO, HULK WISH HULK SPEAK WITH ACCENT LIKE GECKO. HULK FEEL SMART. HULK LISTEN TO HIM TALK ALL DAY, TRY TO GET ACCENT…HULK STILL TALK LIKE HULK. MADE HULK SAD. HULK FEEL NEED TO SMASH ANOTHER CAR BECAUSE HULK SAD. IT VICIOUS CYCLE.
simmo asked:
Hulk,
How do you celebrate Fat Tuesday? By smoking a big fattie? Do you get a fattie? DO you change all spelling of F-A-T to P-H-A-T?
My guess is that you’re so stoopid, you celebrate Fart Tuesday, and spend your time eating beans and making Hulk-sized methane clouds. Am I right?
HULK DOES SEEM TO FART A LOT. BUT NOT JUST ONE DAY OF WEEK. HULK EQUAL OPPORTUNITY! HULK NOT PLAY FAVORITES. HULK MAKING HOLE IN OZONE LAYER OVER HULK’S HOUSE. BUT THIS NOT MEAN HULK STUPID. THIS JUST MEAN HULK…GOTTA DO WHAT HULK GOTTA DO, AND WHAT HULK GOTTA DO ISN’T PRETTY. HULK LIKE WOLVERINE, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF POINTY CLAWS, HULK GOT FARTS. IT ALMOST AS COOL.
simmo asked:
I’m right, aren’t I?
HULK NOT STUPID!!
pablolobo asked:
Hulk, is possible to love two different women in the same exact way?
ACCORDING TO VIDEO HULK WATCH, IT POSSIBLE, BUT NOT AT SAME TIME. THEY JUST GOTTA TAKE TURNS. AND MAKE SURE YOUR HAND IS ON YOUR HIP DURING IT. THAT SEEM TO HELP.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Who will win the superbowl and what is the correct way to watch it.
HULK GOTTA BE HONEST, HULK ONLY WATCH COMMERCIALS, SO HULK NOT KNOW WHO PLAYING. AND THE CORRECT WAY TO WATCH IT IS NOT LOOKING DIRECTLY AT TV. IT KNOWS YOU WATCHING, AND IT MAY RUN AWAY. BE VERY WARY.
simmo asked:
Seriously…you know I’m right…admit it.
RAAARGH! HULK NEED GET PLANE TICKET TO LAND DOWN THERE AND DO BAD THINGS!! HULK NOT STUPID!!
JeanGrey92 asked:
Hulk,
Have you ever peed yourself?
HULK NEVER PEED SELF…MUCH. BUT HULK DID PEE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE. ONE WAS ON FIRE, ONE HAD BEEN BITTEN BY JELLYFISH, AND ONE…ONE JUST MADE HULK REALLY ANGRY.
RAARGH, BUHDEEBUHDEEBUHDEE…THAT ALL FOLKS!!
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