WHAT HULK JUST SAID MAKE SENSE. REALLY!!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Uhh, Hulk?
*Taps Hulk’s shoulder a couple times*
Hulk.
Hey Hulk…
HULK!
*Tiptoes back over to the other Fwooshers, and whispers…*
I think he’s sleeping.
HULK OCCASIONALLY NEED TIME OFF TOO. HULK WAGE SLAVE, WITHOUT A WAGE. HULK OCCASIONALY FEEL NEED TO GO TO VEGAS HIT SLOT MACHINES. EXCEPT HULK ALWAYS LOSE SHIRT OFF HULK’S BACK. BUT…HULK NOT WEAR SHIRT. SO HULK NOT SHIRT WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. HULK SPEND MUCH OF HULK’S TIME CONFUSED.
ricster9 asked:
Would you go "gay for Pay" if times were hard ?
HULK NEVER DO SUCH THING! HULK WOULDN’T…OKAY, HULK NEED TO KNOW WHO YOU TALK TO. HULK THOUGHT THAT PERSON SWORN TO SECRECY. HULK HAD BILLS! HULK’S TIME WERE ROUGH. HULK ABOUT TO LOSE HIS CAR. RAAARGH, HULK SAT FUNNY FOR TWO WEEKS.
Chase asked:
Would you be hard if times made you ‘go gay for pay’? Would it break the planet in half?
HULK KNOW WHAT YOU UP TO HERE. HULK SEE THROUGH YOU LIKE THAT GIRL WHO IS SEE THROUGH.
…IT AT LEAST WOULD RIP HULK’S PANTS!!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
C’mon, fellas.
Leave the man/monster alone.
Can’t you see he’s exhausted?
*Puts warm blankee over the green goliath and kisses his forehead*
WHERE HULK’S COCOA! HULK NEED COCOA BEFORE SLEEP.
RAARGH, WARM AND YUMMY IN HULK’S TUMMY MAKE NAPTIME FEEL GOOD!
NewGoblin23 asked:
Hulk, whats your new years resolution?
HULK HAVE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION NOT OF HULK’S CHOOSING. HULK HAS TO COUNT TO TEN BEFORE HULK SMASH, BECAUSE HULK’S INSURANCE COMPANY GETTING A LITTLE MIFFED AT HULK. APPARENTLY HULK A LIABILITY. THEY THREATEN TO CUT HULK OFF.
RAAARGH, HULK SMASH INSURANCE COMPANY!! BUT ONLY AFTER HULK COUT TO TEN. NOW, IF ONLY HULK KNEW WHAT NUMBER COME AFTER ELEVENTEEN…
simmo asked:
Hulk, when did you get so complex? Years ago, you were all about the Hulk Smash thing. But now, it’s all a
psychological battle for you isn’t it? Love, revenge, leadership.
So, are the hamsters running the treadmill inside your mind getting tired yet?
HAMSTERS GAVE UP AND WEN THOM LONG TIME AGO. HULK ONLY GOT LONELY COCKROACH KEEPING THINGS MOVING NOW. HULK THINK THIS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN WRITERS DISCOVER PSYCH…PSYCHO…HEAD STUFF. HULK LIKE TO KEEP THINGS SIMPLE. HULK PREFER SMASHING WITHOUT DEEP-SEATED ISSUES. RAAARGH, HULK PONDER THE WHY’S AND HOW’S OF HIS SMASHING!! SEE, IT DOESN’T SOUND THE SAME!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
How come Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy
dinner?
HULK HEARD COYOTE NOT TOO BRIGHT. IT WHY HE STRAP ROCKETS TO HIS FEET AND AIM HIMSELF OVER CLIFF. HULK THINK COYOTE FEW CHERRIES SHORT OF FULL PIE.
johnny_b asked:
Please tell me what you use for a foot lotion, because being barefoot all the time must be rough on them…
HULK GOT COMPLICATED HEALING FACTOR DEAL WITH SUCH ISSUES. HOWEVER, HULK GO THROUGH CHAPSTICK BY THE CASE. HULK’S LIPS STAY DRY ALL THE TIME. MUST BE HOT DESERT AIR. OR ALL THE SCREAMING.
DKR1047 asked:
WHY HULK, WHY?!?!
LET THIS BE LESSON! NEVER CUT HULK OFF! WHEN HULK WANT TO GET TO MOVIES TO WATCH PREVIEWS, HULK NOT IN MOOD TO DEAL WITH TRAFFIC! HULK LIKE HIS TRAILERS!!
WELL, THAT ALL QUESTIONS HULK HAVE. NOW HULK LIKE TO TAKE TIME TO WRAP UP HULK’S YEAR. 2007 BEEN EXCITING YEAR FOR HULK. HULK HAD OWN PLANET. THAT PRETTY COOL. HULK NEVER HAD OWN PLANET BEFORE. WELL, MAYBE ONCE BEFORE, HULK THINK. HULK’S MEMORY NOT SO GOOD. THEN BAD STUFF HAPPENED, HULK’S WOMAN DIED. THAT SUCKED.
BUT HULK MOVE ON. HULK MADE WORLD WAR. EXCEPT…WASN’T REALLY "WORLD" WAR. SO HULK FELT A BIT LIED TO. HULK WASTED TIME SETTING UP BIG ARENA STUFF INSTEAD OF JUST HITTING PEOPLE. THAT MADE HULK A BIT CONFUSED. HULK LIKE TO HIT, SO NOT SURE WHY HULK NOT HIT.
HULK ONLY ABLE TO SHRUG SHOULDERS AND MUTTER.
MEANWHILE, SOMEHOW, DURING THIS, HULK FOUND TIME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, TO VARYING DEGREES OF SUCCESS. HULK LIKE TO THANK GUEST STARS THAT HELPED HULK OUT OCCASIONALLY: BIZARRO, DEADPOOL, HERCULES, TICK, BEAST, AND THAT OTHER GUY. WEARS A TIN SUIT. IRON SOMETHING. YEAH, DRUNK GUY. THANKS A LOT.
RAAARGH, ANYBODY REMEMBER WHEN FWOOSH WAS HACKED? YEAH, HULK REMEMBERS. IN FACT, HULK STILL SEARCHING FOR THE REAL HACKERS. HULK OUT THERE. HULK LOOKING. OH YEAH, HULK FIND THEM. HULK…BAH, HULK HOPE MAYBE HE RUN INTO THEM AT MARKET. IF NOT, THEN HULK MOVING ON WITH HULK’S LIFE…HULK ONLY ONE MAN. OR…BEAST…OR WHATEVER.
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