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HULK WOULD LET AUNT MAY DIE!!

SHE HAD HER CHANCE, AND HULK LIKE SUPERMODELS!

Simun asked:

 I’m hungry and have nothing but pocket change. Where can I get the most for my money: White Castle or Taco Bell

 THERE SIMPLE ANSWER TO THIS. DO WHAT HULK DO. TAKE CHANGE IN POCKET, GIVE TO HOMELESS MAN. THEN STAND OUT OF EATING
PLACE OF CHOICE. WAIT FOR MAN WITH BIGGEST BAG OF FOOD TO COME OUT. TAKE HIS BAG AND RUN. DON’T STOP RUNNING UNTIL
MAN SPECK IN DISTANCE. LAUGH. THEN EAT FOR FREE. IT WORK EVERY TIME. KID’S NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. UNLESS HUNGRY.
HULK BEEN TOLD HULK HAVE ISSUES.


 simmo asked:

If you were an Informer, would you Likky-Boom-Boom-Down?

Or, would you maybe stop, collaborate and listen?

Would you get out your seat and jump around?

HULK HIP HOP HOORAY, IS WHAT HULK WOULD DO. AND THEN MAYBE HULK BE NUTHIN’ LIKE A G THANG. HULK DADDY GONNA MAKE YA
JUMP JUMP JUMP? MAYBE SO. MAYBE HULK WILL. HULK THINK HULK DEFINITELY DO THAT THING THAT HULK SAY HE DO. HULK AND
ALIEN. HULK A LEGAL ALIEN. HULK A JAMAICAN IN NEW YORK. RAAARGH!


hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
I know that light travels faster than sound. Is this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

 

THIS WHY HULK NOT LIKE LIGHTS IN HIS HOUSE! RAARGH, HULK NOT KNOW IF HE ANSWERED THAT QUESTION RIGHT, OR HULK JUST
PROVED THAT IT RIGHT. HULK…THINK MAYBE THIS WHY…HE NOT TALK MUCH.


 AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk what do you have planned for 2008? You do get an extra day to kick butt or smash things since its a leap year.

RAAARGH, LEAP YEARS THROW OFF HULK’S PLANS. HULK MAKE OUT SCHEDULE, BUT THEN THERE THIS EXTRA DAY. WHAT HULK
SUPPOSED TO DO WITH EXTRA DAY? HULK WOULD SMASH THINGS, BUT…HULK HAVE RIGID SCHEDULE FOR 365 DAYS, AND THAT EXTRA
DAY THROW KINK IN THAT. SO HULK GUESS HE’S GONNA WATCH TELEVISION. BUT WILL HULK’S SHOW’S EVEN BE ON THAT DAY? HULK
NOT KNOW. WHAT IF HULK’S TV GUIDE MISSING THAT EXTRA DAY? RAAARGH, IT CONFUSES HULK SO MUCH HULK WANT TO HIT
CALENDAR UNTIL EXTRA DAY GOES AWAY. SPEAKING OF ONE MORE DAY…


 Ibentmyman-thing asked:

Hulk, what do you think of the ending of One More Day?

IS THIS LEAP YEAR THING? CAUSE HULK ALREADY WENT INTO HOW MUCH HULK HATE LEAP YEAR. UNLESS YOU TALKING ABOUT SPIDER
-MAN STORY. YEAH, HULK…HULK NOT WANT TO MAKE JUDGMENT CALL ABOUT COMPANY THAT PAYS HULK, BUT THEY NOT PAY HULK
WELL, SO…THIS STORY COULDN’T SUCK MORE IF IT BEGAN WITH "IT WAS DARK AND STORMY NIGHT" HULK WANT REFUND. HULK WANT
MEMORY ERASED, SO HULK NOT REMEMBER STORYLINE EVER HAPPEN. MAYBE HULK MAKE DEAL WITH MEPHISTO TO FORGET STORYLINE.
NO, WAIT, HULK NOT DO THAT, BECAUSE THAT REALLY REALY DUMB, AND HULK JUST NOT THAT DUMB. RAAARGH!!


johnny_b asked:

Hulk
I am sure Moldie would kill you without any difficulties. How do you want to be buried ? in one piece, or in many ?

HULK NOT KNOW THIS MOLDIE YOU SPEAK OF PERSONALLY, BUT HIS REPUTATION PRECEDES HIM. HULK BORN IN DESERT, HULK ASSUME
HULK DIE IN DESERT. HULK LIKE ONE BIG GRAVE, BY CACTUS HULK LIKES SO MUCH. HULK NAMED CACTUS "PRICKLY PETE" LIKE
THAT SEINFELD SHOW. HULK CLEVER LIKE THAT.


RAAARGH, WHY THEY CALL IT LEAP YEAR IF NOBODY EVER LEAPS? HULK GONNA GO LIKKY BOOM-BOOM DOWN NOW!!


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