SO ANSWER PHONE!! HULK GOT MINUTES TO USE UP!!!
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
Who wants to marry a Skrull?
She can be anyone you want. Famous actress past and the present. Exotic aliens. Six breasted alien. etc.
However I am not even sure if she is a she.
HULK TAKE A CHANCE ANYWAY. HULK THINK A HOLE A HOLE. BESIDES…IN CERTAIN PLACES IT HARD TO TELL WHO GIRL AND WHO BOY ANYWAY, SO HULK TOSS COIN AND DIVE IN. IF HULK SEE SOMETHING POKING OUT AT HULK…THEN HULK KNOW HOW TO RUN JUST AS WELL AS ANYBODY ELSE!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
How can someone "draw a blank"?
HULK WOULD ANSWER…BUT HULK IS DRAWING BLANK. AND BY THAT HULK MEAN HULKS BRAIN IS EMPTY. LIKE TAKING BIG PEN IN HULK’S HEAD AND HOLDING IT INCH ABOVE PAPER AND THEN HAVING HEART ATTACK. THAT ABOUT RIGHT. NEXT QUESTION!
XMGT-Chane asked:
Dear Hulk, In an all out Brawl between the Grey Hulk, Ultimate Hulk, Red Hulk and Lou Ferrigno, who would win?
HAVE YOU SEEN FERRIGNO LATELY? HULK THINK DUDE HAS BALLOONS IN HIS ARMS. MAKES SCHWARKLENHEIMER OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS LOOK LIKE TEN YEAR OLD BOY. HULK NOT WANTA MESS WITH HIM.
creepybaldguy asked:
hulk, Who would win in a fight Gamec0ck or you? (the anwser of course is Gamec0ck)
HULK NOW NEED TEN MINUTE BREAK TO STOP HURTING IN HULK’S SIDES FROM GIGGLING FIT.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Hulk I saw you in a Lemon Demon video on youtube. Was it just a one time thing or can we expect more?
IS THIS A PEE THING? CAUSE HULK WAS ONLY ONE OF SEVEN GUYS IN THAT VIDEO. AND IT A LONG TIME AGO.
MetalLuna asked:
Dear Hulk,
Whatever happened to Woodgod?
HE GOT JOB IN PORN. HIS NAME ALREADY AWESOME, EVEN BETTER THAN "DIRK DIGGLER"!
Heli88 asked:
Dear Hulk,
Why is DCUC so hard to find in stores?
MATTEL’S LIKE SANTA CLAUS’S EVIL BROTHER BIFF CLAUS. HE LIVES ON THE TEARS OF TOY COLLECTORS EVERYWHERE. MATTEL IS EVIL. EVIL AND CRUEL. BUT IF THEY MAKE AMBUSH BUG ALL BE FORGIVEN!!
hard_fighter asked:
hey Hulk, did you forget how to log on and anwser questions YOU DUMB GREEN BABOON
HULK GOT PABLOLOBO TO GIVE HULK YOUR ADDRESS THROUGH COMPUTER MAGIC. HULK NOW PUTTING STAMP ON HULK’S BUTT AND MAILING SELF TO YOUR HOUSE. EXPECT HULK IN TWO TO THREE DAYS. FOUR IF HOLIDAY. IMAGINE HULK POPPING OUT OF MAILBOX AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT!!!
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