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HULK WISHES HULK HAD A MIDGET TO TELL HIM WHEN THE PLANE WAS HERE…

johnny_b asked:

1)Who is your favourite communist ?Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Che Guevara, Marx or Barack Obama ?

FIRST, HULK LIKE TO SAY "TROTSKY". NEXT TIME HULK GOTTA POOP HULK GONNA SAY HULK GONNAA TAKE A TROTSKY. SOUND LIKE FUN. SECOND, HULK NOT KNOW MARX BROS’ WERE COMMIES. KINDA TAINTS THOSE SHOWS HULK SAW. AND THIRD, HULK THINK LENIN WAS FAVORITE BEATLE!

2) who is your favourite muslim evil man ? Osama Bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il or Barack Obama ?

HULK TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THINGS HULK CAN’T PRONOUNCE, AND HULK COULD ONLY PRONOUNCE THE WORD "IS" IN THAT SENTENCE.

3) Do you think Governor Palin took over my mind while I wrote this post ?

HULK HEAR THAT HOW SHE GOT TO BE GOVERNOR IN FIRST PLACE!



hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
Have you ever had to go to the dentist to get a haircut?

HULK DID HAVE TO GO DO PROCTOLOGIST TO GET TEETH EXAMINED ONCE, CAUSE PEOPLE SAID HULK HAS HEAD UP ASS.

 

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Bengaltiger1983 asked:

Hulk – Props to you on this mailbag, I love starting my week off reading your replies.

I wanted to know how you feel about Rachel Ray. It seems like people are pretty fed up with her. I personally would like to see her in my kitchen, preferably naked . . .

HULK THINK SHE BE FINE IF SHE DIFFERENT PERSON WITH DIFFERENT FACE, VOICE AND THEN BURIED HERSELF UNDER A TON OF CONCRETE. AND IF SHE GOT OFF HULK’S TV!!

 



AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk who is your favorite female from Street Fighter games, Chun Li, R.Mika, Cammy, Sakura, Rose, Ibuki or Makoto?

HULK WOULD TOTALLY DO SAKURA!

Also, could you take M.Bison in a fight?

NOT ONLY TAKE, BUT SERVE HIM FOR DINNER! MMMM…BISON!



XMGT-Chane asked:

Dear Hulk, my mom wanted me to ask you, where is the child support check is for my little sister?

HULK NOT SURE IF HULK IMPREGNATED YOUR LITTLE SISTER OR IF LITTLE SISTER REALLY MY KID. SO HULK GONNA GO WITH STANDARD ANSWER: PLEASE LEAVE NAME AND NUMBER AT BEEP, HULK GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!



blue devil asked:

Hulk, when are we going to hang out? I want to smash stuff with you but you never give me a call.

Why?

Was it because of the time you were peeping thru your little hole in the wall of She-Hulks shower and you saw us fooling around? You know, she said she "loves" me.

HULK NEVER HANGS WITH DUDES THAT CHECK SHE-HULK’S TEMPERATURE! HULK’S LIST OF PLAYPALS IS DWINDLING QUICKLY. AND HULK CRIES SELF TO SLEEP TOO OFTEN NOW!



mysticmanjrf asked:

Hulk, is that your final answer?

YES

WAIT…NO.

OK. YES.



Bengaltiger1983 asked:

Hulk – Can I ride around on your shoulder and direct you as you smash and destroy?

ONLY IF YOU MAKE SOUND EFFECTS LIKE GUY ON POLICE ACADEMY.



blue devil asked:

Hulk – Can I ride on your other shoulder?

YOU GOTTA BRING THE POPCORN.



Discogod asked:

Hulk, can I dangle from your scrotum whilst singing "Born To Run"?

ARE YOU HOT CHICK? OH, WHAT THE HELL, HULK NOT CHOOSY. GRAB THE RIGHT ONE, HULK WANT TO SEE IF HULK CAN GET THEM TO EVEN OUT!

 


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