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HULK EAT TOO MUCH!! HULK’S PANTS NOT FIT!!

HULK BLEW A BUTTON OFF AND KILLED A FAMILY OF FIVE!


hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

HULK SAY YOU ONLY NEED TO GO WAL-MART BATHROOMS TO FIND ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. SPEED OF SMELL IS TIME IT TAKE FOR DOOR TO OPEN AND TO GET HIT IN FACE BY WHATEVER THAT IS THAT GUY ATE THAT TORE THROUGH THAT GUY LIKE A DRILL THROUGH A MARSHMALLOW!!



ricster9 asked:

Dear Hulkie,

If you were gonna meet Stan the Man Lee on Who Wants to Be a Superhero, WHAT WOULD YOUR SUPERHERO BE CALLED, WHAT WOULD YOUR ALTER EGO’S NAME BE, AND WHAT POWERS WOULD YOU CHOOSE ?

MY SUPERHERO NAME WOULD BE AMAZING BUTTKICKERMAN, MY ALTEREGO WOULD BE STEWART BUTTKICKERMAN AND MY POWER WOULD BE NUCLEAR BUTTKICKING. RAAARGH, HULK GOTTA ADMIT HULK JUST LIKE TO KICK BUTT!!



MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:

Hulk,

Who wears purple pants better, you or Fin Fang Foom?

BIG DRAGON MAY HAVE SIZE, BUT HULK GOT STYLE. HULK IN. HULK WITH IT. HULK GOT SWAGGER IN STEP AND SWERVE IN HIS PUDDING. HULK ROCK THE ROLL AND RICKROLL THE ROCK. HULK GOT IT ALL UP IN IT WITH A TENNIS ELBOW AND A…OK, HULK LOST SELF…



hard_fighter asked:

hey hulk, what is your favorite action figure of urself?

THAT ONE WITH FISTS!! ALSO: YOU NEED Y AND O!!

i hulk still a virgin?(Not bruce banner; HULK)

YOU NOT HULK, HULK IS HULK!! ARE YOU STILL VIRGIN?? DO YA DIG DIG DIGGETY DIG? LEARN ENGLISH!



sexyvonpoopy asked:

Hulk will you see Twilight with me or if that one is sold out HSM3?

HULK HOPE TWILIGHT SOLD OUT, CAUSE HULK WANNA GO SEE HSM3. HULK BEEN FAN EVER SINCE THAT GIRL’S PICTURES SHOWED UP ON INTERWEBS. HULK…LIKE…



AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk, what do you think of that Hasbro Transformers: Marvel Crossover figure based on you?

HULK NOT RECEIVE ONE BIT OF ROYALTY FOR IT. DOES IT TRANSFORM INTO SPORT CAR? HULK ALWAYS FIGURED HULK WOULD BE SPORT CAR. HULK GO VROOM, HULK PEEL OUT, HBULK BURN RUBBER. JUST DON’T STICK CUBE INTO HULK’S CHEST, OR WHATEVER THAT WAS!!



Bengaltiger1983 asked:

Hulk – What type of $5 footlong is your favorite? And yes I’m talking subs . . .

HULK USUALLY TELL THEM TO PUT EVERYTHING ON IT. IF HULK PAYING FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS, HULK GETTING EVERYTHING ON IT. ESPECIALLY IF CUTE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER. HULK SLAP HER ON TOP TOO. AND BOTTOM!



Cherkhan asked:

Hey Hulk when your on Christmas break, who will be answering our question? Rulk, Grundy, Joe Fixit or Blockbuster, Mr. Hyde?

HULK WISHES HULK COULD GET ONE OF THEM, BUT THEY NEVER GIVE HULK BREAK. IT SLAVE LABOR CONDITIONS ON FWOOSH. THEY…THEY WHIP HULK IF HULK NOT COME THROUGH. SURE, HULK HEAL QUICKLY, AND GET REAL ANGRY…BUT THEY STILL DO IT.

Also, which of your rogues gallery of evil doers whould you want hasbro to make into an action figure next?

HULK STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO MAKE DOC SAMSON FIGURE THAT NOT ARTICULATED LIKE RETARDED MONKEY. STUPID GREEN HAIR. AND IF YOU THINK HULK NOT BEING SENSITIVE BY USING TERM "RETARDED" HULK MEAN OTHER DEFINITION OF RETARDED, AS IN "IMPEDED". NOBODY CAN TELL HULK SAMSON’S LEGS NOT IMPEDED!! JUST WORK WITH HULK ON THIS.

Lastly can you throw your weight around he hasbro home office and get them to re-release the smart Hulk figure, but with bunny slippers like in the comics?

HULK GIVE IT BEST SHOT. THEY SO COMFY!!



XMGT-Chane asked:

Dear Hulk, if you could be one of the readers, what would be your question to Hulk and what would you answer if you got that question?

HULK WOULD ASK SELF HOW HULK CAN BE SO CLEVER WEEK AFTER WEEK FOR SO LONG!! AND HULK WOULD ANSWER BACK "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING? THIS HASN’T BEEN CLEVER FOR A WHILE NOW!! THEN HULK PUNCH SELF. AND HULK GET SAD. BUT HULK DRINK TO FORGET.



mysticmanjrf asked:

When you want some fast food where do you go?

HULK GO TO THE WILDERNESS AND CHASE DOWN CHEETAH!!

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