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HULK!!!!!!!!!

SHORT AND SIMPLE!! LIKE HULK!

 

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Simun asked:

Should I just do sideburns or go all out with the chops?

HULK THINK SIDEBURNS GOOD CHOICE…IF SIMUN WUSS. BUT IF SIMUN REAL MAN, SIMUN GET MASSIVE SUPER DELUXE AWESOME FACEHAIR THAT IS CHOPS. BUT ONLY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN PULL LOOK OFF. REQUIRES MAN OF SUCH RAGING MAN-NESS TO WEAR THE CHOPS. THEY REQUIRE LICENSE. LICENSE OF AWESOMENESS. IF COP PULLS YOU OVER AND SAYS YOU DOING CHOPS IN A SIDEBURN ZONE, BE PREPARED TO LOOK COP IN FACE AND SAY "SIMUN NOT GOTTA TALK TO COP, SIMUN GONNA FIND COP’S WIFE AND SLEEP WITH HER, AND THEN HAVE HER COMB SIMUN’S CHOPS!" IF SIMUN CAN SAY THAT, THEN GO FOR CHOPS.

HULK NOW SAY CHOPS SO MANY TIMES HULK HUNGRY…


Buttmunch asked:

 

Hulk,

Now that you answered what your favorite Hulk and Non-Hulk item from
Toy Fair, what were your least favorite Hulk and least favorite
Non-Hulk items from Toy Fair?

 HULK LEAST FAVORITE HULK ITEM WAS HULK THE END FIGURE. HULK LOOK TERRIBLE! WHAT THEY THINKING. HULK NOT LOOK HIS BEST. AND LEAST FAVORITE NON HULK ITEM WAS SECURITY GUARD WHO THOUGHT HULK WAS DRESSED IN COSTUME. RAAARGH, THIS NOT COSPLAY, THIS AWESOME!!


DarkTails asked:

Hey Hulk, if Kirby sucked you up with his suck-attack, what B-button move would you give him?

HULK GOTTA ADMIT HULK NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD IN THAT SENTENCE, BUT HULK IS GONNA GUESS IT ABOUT GAME. SO HULK THINK HE GIVE KIRBY THE SPIN DASH. SONIC SPIN DASH HOW HULK GOT THROUGH TOUGH TIMES. HULK SPIN DASH THIS, SPIN DASH THAT, HULK’S THERAPIST SAY "HULK, YOU CAN’T SPIN DASH YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE."

HULK THEN SPIN DASHED HER. TWICE.


simmo asked:

Hulk…do your curtains match your carpet?

GAMMA RADIATION LEFT HULK SMOOTH AS FRESHLY SHAVED BUNNY. SO…HULK NOT REALY SURE. HULK DOES HAVE TATTOO OF UNICORN DOWN THERE. GUESS WHAT MAKES THE HORN?


hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass

them.

Do you think that’s true?

HULK THINK IT TRUE ONLY IF HULK LAST IN LINE AT MCDONALDS AND THEY ALL IN FRONT OF HIM. RAAARGH, HULK WANT FRIES WITH THAT!!! HONK HONK!!


AF asked:

Hulk —

Heh. Iron Man.

Speaking of, how come you’ve never done a ‘Iron Hulk’ type thing? I mean, Spider-Hulk was cool.

HULK TRIED ONCE. GOT "CEASE AND DESIST" LETTER FROM STARK. STARK A DICK. AND A JEALOUS ONE. HOWEVER HULK GONNA GET SHILED AND DRESS IN RED WHITE AND BLUE. WHEN HULKTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD…RAAAARGH, SING IT WITH HULK!!

What do you think about the new Mattel Solomon Grundy figure? I see you are green with envy.

HULK THINK THAT THING SEXY. HULK SERIOUS. HULK GO GAY FOR IT. IT HUGE! IT GOT FISTS! GRUNDY GOT FISTS RIGHT AWAY. HULK…IT TOOK A WHILE. THIS MAKE HULK MAD, BUT HULK NOT SMASH GRUNDY. THAT HOW AWESOME IT IS.



spongyblue asked:

Hulk,

Are you mad that Iron Man gets a pimping ride to pick up chicks for his figures and you get a Bump N Go ATV?

TRUE STORY. IN COLLEGE HULK’S NICKNAME "BUMP N GO". HULK’S OTHER NICKNAME WAS ATV, SO THIS QUESTION HAS COINCIDENCE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.



AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk i recently just got DSL and i love it, so i was wondering what kind of connection you use to connect to the

internet? Dialup, DSL, Cable?

RAAARGH, HULK STILL GOT DIALUP. THAT WHY HULK NOT SHOP ONLINE. HULK CAN GET TO STORE BEFORE PAGE LOAD.

WHERE RIMSHOT…HULK WANT RIMSHOT!! AH, SKIP IT.


RAARGH, HULK BUMP N GO!!


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