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HULK CAN HAS PAYCHECK!!??

RAARGH, HULK POOR!!

simmo asked:

Hulk,

When will you turn pink?

HULK THINK PINK ALREADY TURNED, IF YOU KNOW WHAT HULK MEAN. PINK LOOK LIKE MAN. SO…IF THAT WHAT YOU MEAN, HULK THINK BOAT SAILED. RAAARGH, HULK HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW!!



Simun asked:

Hey hulk, do you want your blankey, little crybaby?
And why does it look stained?

HULK…EATING ICE CREAM IN BED…AND…SPILLED SOME…AND…RAAARGH!! GIVE HULK BACK BLANKEY!! MAYBE IT PROTECT HULK FROM PINK NIGHTARES. RAAARGH. HULK AFRAID TO CLOSE EYES…



hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Is that true?

Is it good to come home smelling like beer and fish?

HULK ONLY KNOW ONE THING…IF ENOUGH BEER POURED IN LAKE, FISH TOO DRUNK TO GET AWAY FROM HULK. HULK LEARN THIS LESSON LONG AGO. HULK EAT DRUNK FISH FOR DINNER!! AND IT POSSIBLE TO GET DRUNK FROM EATING DRUNK FISH. THAT ONE TO GROW ON. NOW YOU KNOW, AND KNOWING HALLF THE BATTLE. RAAARGH, IT SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, AND…SOMETHING SOMETHING HULK HAVE NO CLUE.



Kirk asked:

are you A-list ?

HULK GOT TOYS, CARTOONS, COMICS, MOVIES, LARGE JUNK AND UNDEROOS. IF THAT NOT MAKE HULK A-LIST, THEN SOMETHING GONE WRONG WITH COUNTRY.



AF asked:

Hulk —

So how come you’re so big? Overcompensating? I mean, look at Stark. He’s a normal sized being. He gots cash. He gots cool armor.

You’ve got nothing but big hands and a little……yeah, you get the picture. What’s up with that?

HULK SAY IT NOT PACKAGE THAT MAKE MAN MAN, IT WHAT DONE WITH PACKAGE. HULK PRETTY SURE THAT RIGHT. WAIT…HULK NOT KNOW IF HULK COME OUT BAD IN THAT. HULK’S PACKAGE ADEQUATE. RAAARGH!! ADEQUATE!!!! THAT MEAN SUPERSIZE, RIGHT? HULK NOT SURE ANYMORE…



Prodigy asked:

So Hulk, your sister is kinda hot. But she seems to "get around" a bit if you know what I mean. Think she’ll settle down anytime soon?

THAT NOT HULK’S SISTER, THAT HULK’S COUSIN. IF IT HULK’S SISTER, THEN HOLE HULK DRILLED IN HER SHOWER WOULD BE WEIRD. BUT SINCE IT COUSIN, IT PERFECTLY NORMAL. RAAARGH, HULK SAYS IT PERFECTLY NORMAL!!! IF SHE HULK’S SISTER, HULK GOTTA ADMIT HOLE WOULD STILL BE THERE. LOOK AT HER!! BIG GREEN BOOBIES!! IF YOU IN HULK’S PLACE, YOU DO THE SAME. STOP JUDGING HULK!!



simmo asked:

Hulk…I have a feeling that Chyna is the only woman who’s man enough for you. Am I right?

HULK ALREADY HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT PINK, AND NOW HULK GOTTA THINK ABOUT THAT THING IN CHYNA’S PANTS AGAIN. HULK NOT GONNA SLEEP FOR A WEEK. SOMEBODY TELL HULK HOW TO TAKE SHOWER INSIDE HULK’S BRAIN, ‘CAUSE HULK FEELS UNCLEAN!!

JeanGrey92 asked:

HULK,

Are you secretly a skrull?

HULK NOT SKRULL. SKRULL’S GREEN AND CHANGE SHAPE A LOT. HULK…

WAIT…

WELL, NOW HULK’S ENTIRE LIFE SEEMS LIKE IT LIE.



simmo asked:

Hulk, if you were a skrull, I think you’d be the laziest skrull of all…you don’t even change skin colour.

Also, why don’t you spell colour or flavour or neighbour with a "u"?

FOR SAME REASON YOU SAID IN FIRST SENTENCE. HULK LAZY. THAT EXTRA U…IT TOO MUCH WORK. IT ONE MORE LETTER. HULK NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT POINT IT SERVE. LIKE U DOESN’T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION. WITHOUT U, CAN’T SAY "YOU". IT JUST "YO". AND THEN EVERYONE SOUND LIKE DOOFUS.

RAAARGH, WAIT, WITHOUT U, HULK’S NAME JUST BE HLK!! THAT NOT RIGHT AT ALL!!



Big_Ricks_Customs asked:

Dear Hulk,

Do you remember the Nintendo cereal from back in the day? You know the cereal that was half Mario Bros. And half Zelda. Which side did you prefer? The fat greasy plumbers and plumbing accessories or the succulent Princess Zelda and a guy named Link who preferred to sleep in the mud (it’s true read the handbook of the first Legend Of Zelda). Inquiring minds need to know.

Thanks,
Big Rick

IN 1988 HULK HAD SEX WITH PRINCESS ZELDA. SO THAT ANSWER THAT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR HULK, PLUMBERS GOT TO HER IN 1987. AT SAME TIME. HULK…NEVER WENT BACK. APPARENTLY MARIO SAYS "IT’SA ME" WHILE HE…YOU KNOW…

YEAH, HULK HORRIFIED ALSO



SamuRon asked:

Dear Hulk, someone recently told me that I was getting the short end of the stick. Then I thought about the stick, and I wondered – how do you tell which end is the short one? Both ends look like they’d be pretty bad to get.

Thanks,

Speaks Softly And Carries A Big Stick

HULK WONDERED IF THIS SAME STICK THAT SOME PEOPLE SAY HULK GOT STUCK UP HIS BUTT. IF SO, THEN HULK CAN TELL YOU WHERE SHORT END IS, AND IT NOT THE END HULK GOT STUCK UP HIS BUTT. BUT THEN HULK THINK MORE, AND HULK THINK IF YOU THROW STICK AT SOMEONE, THE ONE THAT PUT KID’S EYE OUT IS SHORT END. CAUSE THAT KID GET SHORT END OF STICK. IT SO SIMPLE HULK SHAKING HEAD.



Ramses asked:

Dear Hulk..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA8HHsEjMI

how does this make you feel? That the Koreans ripped off your gimmick and made a crappy anti American propaganda cartoon out of it.

Yours always
Ramses.

HULK…ERR…WOW…THAT WAS…WOW…

HULK WANT THAT HEAD OF HAIR!!! LONG, GORGEOUS BLONDE LOCKS…HULK JEALOUS NOW. HULK WANT KOREAN STAN LEE TO GIVE HULK LONG BLONDE HAIR!! MAYBE THEN HULK FEEL PRETTY!!

RAAARGH!!



TFitz asked:

Hulk, with all this talk we’re hearing now about "red" states and "blue" states, aren’t you upset there are no

"green" states?

NOT REALLY CAUSE HULK PRETTY SURE ANY STATE HULK STEP INTO BECOMES GREEN STATE PRETTY QUICKLY. QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY STATE OF EMERGENCY!!



silentnote asked:

Hulk,

John McCain recently admitted he uses Canadian quarters to buy Twix bars from White House vending machines. What are you going to do about it?

HULK GONNA ASK MCCAIN IF HE NEED TO USE CANADIAN QUARTERS HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO CANADIALAND WHERE HE BELONG. BUT HULK ASSUME THIS BETTER THAN WHEN PRESIDENT GETS TWIX BAR. HULK HEAR HE HAVE QUARTER ON STRING, AND PULL QUARTER BACK OUT WHEN HE GET TWIX BAR. THAT…THAT JUST NOT RIGHT.



meatloaf of darkness asked:

Hulk, have you missed me?

YES SO STOP MOVING AROUND SO MUCH SO HULK WON’T MISS SO MUCH!!

 


 HULK AWAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!


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