HULK HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT…
Discogod asked:
last week, Hulk wrote:
HULK NOT ROLL THAT WAY, HULK NOT CARE WHAT WAS IN THOSE PICTURES!! THEY WERE ARTISTIC!! HULK LIKE CHICKS!!
Then how do you explain what happened at the beach last year? "Experimenting", were you?
I know the truth, Hulkie….
HULK KNOW THE TRUTH TOO. HULK JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON THAT SHOW WITH THE LETTER. X-MEN. Y-FILES. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HULK GOT FEMALE PARTNER THAT NOT BELIEVE WHAT HULK SAY EITHER. AND SHE A CHICK, JUST LIKE HULK SAY. AND UNLIKE SHOW, HULK DO HER. REGULARLY. SO THAT THE TRUTH. IN FACT, HUK GONNA GO DO SO RIGHT NOW, RIGHT AFTER HULK FINISH QUESTIONS. HULK NOT LIVING A LIE! HULK NOT GONNA PEEK INTO SHE-HULK’S SHOWER!! HULK GOT GAME!
AF asked:
Hulk —
So what kind of flowers were you planning for Downey?
Hulk gots a man-crush!
RAAARGH, HULK SENSE THEME TO QUESTIONS. HULK SMASH!!
…HULK WONDER IF DOWNEY LIKE PANSIES.
RAAARGH, HULK MEAN THE FLOWER!! THE FLOOOWER!!! RAARGH, HULK NEED TO MOVE ON…
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Is it true that nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool?
HULK WONDER IF THIS WHY HULK GOT LOCKED OUT OF HULK’S HOUSE LAST NIGHT. HULK NOT THINK HE GOT FOOLPROOF HOUSE, BUT MAYBE HULK WRONG? WELL, IF THAT CASE, HULK SHOULD AHVE PAID MORE THAN WHAT HE PAID. SO HULK CAN’T GET MAD. THIS TIME.
Buttmunch asked:
Hulk,
What is your favorite Hulk item from Toy Fair? What is your favorite non-Hulk item from Toy Fair?
HULK’S FAVORITE HULK ITEM WAS WONDER WOMAN, CAUSE HULK HAD SEX WITH HER ONCE, BECAUSE SHE FEMALE, AND HULK LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH FEMALES DESPITE WHAT OTHER QUESTIONS HAVE LED PEOPLE TO BELIEVE. AND HULK’S FAVORITE NON HULK ITEM WAS WONDER WOMAN, BECAUSE AS HULK SAID, HULK HAD SEX WITH HER ONCE, AND HULK LIKE TO CARRY AROUND TINY PLASTIC VERSION OF WOMEN HE SLEEP WITH. IT LIKE LITTLE BLACK BOOK, EXCEPT…NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
Chase asked:
Hulk’ms,
If you were a Castro, would you grow a beard? If so, would your beard end up green? Would you salt and pepper shake it a nice gray and black? I saw you in a Speedo once, and, apparently, you didn’t wax, as there was a lot of body pelt.
HULK SAY WHY NOT. HULK MAYBE NOT GROW BEARD NOW, BUT MAYBE IN FUTURE, WHEN HULK RUNNING THINGS. HULK GROW NICE BIG BEARD. CALL HIMSELF "MAESTRO" INSTEAD OF LESSER CHOICE "BOB COBB" CAUSE MAESTRO GOT BETTER RING TO IT.
UNFORTUNATELY, HULK GO BALD ALSO, SO IT TRADE OFF. MAYBE HULK GET COMBOVER.
ALSO, HULK STARTED NAIRING RECENTLY. HULK NEVER FELT SO SMOOTH. HULK’S NOOKS AND CRANNIES ARE SHINY LIKE BABY BUTT!!
THAT ALL? GOOD. HULK OUTTA HERE.