ONE! IT TAKE ONE HULK! ONLY ONE!! HULK SMASH PUNY LIGHTBULB!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Your Hulkness,
Your strength is unparalleled and your physique is legendary.
With all that muscle mass, I ask you, have you ever pulled a muscle?
If so, do you go with hot or cold therapy?
HULK GO WITH THERAPY THAT WORK FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF MEN OVER THE YEARS. HULK GO WITH TINY ASIAN WOMEN THAT WALK ON HULK’S BACK. NAKED. SO HULK THINK THIS MEAN HULK GO WITH HOT THERAPY.
RAAARGH, HULK LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS!!
WeaponXII asked:
Hulk,
Classic or Modern?
HULK ALL MODERN. HULK GOT IPOD. HULK GOT CAR THAT PARKS ITSELF. HULK GOT BLU-RAY DVD PLAYER. HULK SO MODERN HULK SOMETIMES MEET SELF GOING OUT DOOR. WAIT…THAT MAKE MORE SENSE IN HULK’S HEAD THAN DID OUTSIDE OF HULK’S HEAD. BUT YEAH, HULK MODERN. HULK LIVE IN NOW. HULK "WITH IT". HULK NEVER WATCH REPEAT ON TV! HULK NEVER EAT LEFTOVERS! HULK NEVER WATCH SEQUEL TO FAMOUS MOVIE!! HULK PLAN OUT WHAT HULK WEAR TOMORROW TODAY!! HULK SO MODERN HIS FARTS SMELL LIKE NEXT WEEK’S DINNER!!
chuck20 asked:
her Hulk, several questions
1)does joker give you the creeps?
JOKER ONLY GAVE HULK HERPES. WAIT…HULK MEAN…YES. CREEPS.
2) can one get banned for smashing idiotic newbies with a penchant for smartassery?
IF HULK WRONG, HULK NOT WANNA BE RIGHT. HULK NOT LAUGHING!!
3) Have you ever worn women’s underwear just to see how it feels?
IF YOU MEAN ON HULK’S HEAD, THEN YES. HULK WORN WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR ON HULK’S HEAD. BUT HULK WAS ON SECOND KEG, HULK HAD EXCUSE. HULK JUST WISH HULK HAD NOTICED PAPARAZZI!
simmo asked:
What will you do with your extra, assymetrical tentacles?
RAARGH, HULK’S TESTICLES ARE PERFECTLY SYM…SYMM…EVEN!! WELL, MAYBE LEFTY HANG LITTLE LOWER…BUT…THAT PERFECTLY NORMAL!!
WAIT…HULK READ QUESTION AGAIN. NOW HULK EMBARRASSED. ERR…HULK PROBABLY…ERR…HULK GONNA MOVE ON NOW…
Discogod asked:
Hulk,
Is it true that you wet the bed until your late teens?
RAARGH, SO DISCOGOD YOU AND HULK MEET AGAIN. AND DISCO SPREADING LIES ABOUT HULK AGAIN!! HULK STOPPED AT FOURTEEN AND DISCO KNOW IT!! THAT NOT LATE. THAT EARLY. EARLY!!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
THIS MAKE SENSE TO HULK. OF COURSE, HULK ONCE WATCH ENTIRE EPISODE OF "FACTS OF LIFE" DUBBED I SPANISH AND IT MADE SENSE TOO, SO HULK GET THINGS. RAARGH, BLAIR ES UN CHICA LOCO!!
levit05 asked:
HULK…..have you ever been really angry when you were constipated? and if so….did you blow part of your azz out?
RAARGH, HULK SMASHED PUNY TOILET!! HULK LUCKY HULK GOT HEALING FACTOR SOMETIMES IN LATE EIGHTIES. HULK REGROW ASS..OR…AZZ…ABOUT TWENTY TIMES NOW. HULK NEED MORE FIBER!!
ricster9 asked:
Plants are green, veggies are green and so are skrulls. They also wear purple, a bit like yourself. How do you explain this coincidence. Could it be that you too are a Skrull ?
CAN HULK USE THIS AS EXCUSE FOR HWY HE SOON TO BE RED? CAUSE IF SO…THEN YES, HULK A SKRULL. HULK A SKRULL, CAPTAIN AMERICA A SKRULL, SPIDER-MAN A SKRULL, IRON MAN A SKRULL…HULK THINK MARVEL CHANGE NAME TO SKRULLVEL, AND THEN SKRULLS SHOULD KILL SELVES, AND THEN REAL MARVEL HEROES COME BACK, AND HULK ENTERTAINED AGAIN.
…HULK BROKE HULK’S SOAPBOX!! RAAARGH!
AlphaPrime asked:
Which is your favorite, Happy Gilmore or Little Nicky?
RAAARGH, RORY GILMORE HOT!!
Also what do you plan to do for x-mas this year?
SAME THING HULK DO EVERY YEAR. KNOCK ON NEIGHBOR’S DOORS AND DEMAND PRESENTS. RAAARGH, IT WORK FOR HALLOWEEN, IT WORK FOR CHRISTMAS.
Discogod asked:
Hulk, have you seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet?
If you haven’t, don’t. Seriously. You’ll never eat chocolate ice cream again.
TOO LATE. HULK SAT THROUGH THIS ONE DAY, THINKING HULK WATCHING THE VIEW. HULK WAS AMAZED AND SURPRISED, AND WONDERED IF BARBARA WALTERS DESPERATE FOR RATINGS. RAAARGH, HULK SCARRED FOR LIFE!!
Simun asked:
why are you so stupid? why don’t you wise up? idiot
HULK AM GLUE AND YOU ARE RUBBER, AND WHATEVER HULK SAYS BOUNCE OFF SIMUN AND STICK TO HULK!!
WAIT…
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk,
are you going to just stand there and take that kind of abuse from He-Man of all people???
RAARGH, HULK HAD SEX WITH TEELA!!
long_road asked:
why won’t simun return my calls?
SIMUN FORGOT HOW TO WORK PHONE!! HAHAHAHA HULK HAVE LAST LAUGH!!
Peace,
Chip
O…KAY.
TheSameIdiot asked:
North, or South?
EAST!
Red, or Blue?
GREEN!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Simun,
What’s it like being tall, blonde and bare-chested?
Wait.
For a second there, I thought this was the ask Simun thread.
IF THIS ASK SIMUN THREAD, THEN NOBODY GET INTE…INTELL…SMART ANSWERS LIKE THEY GET FROM HULK. THEY GET BUNCH OF DUMB ONES. BECAUSE HULK SMARTER THAN SIMUN.
RAAARGH, HULK HAD SEX WITH TEELA!!
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