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FEE FI FO HULK!

HULK SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHHULK!

creepybaldguy asked:

Hulk, Are you turning red from embarassment due to the end of WWH?


HULK NOT TURN RED FROM EMBARRASSMENT FROM STORY. HULK TURN RED BECAUSE HULK GOT JUNK STUCK IN BEAR TRAP. REASON HULK GOT JUNK STUCK IN BEAR TRAP LONG STORY. HULK AFRAID IF HULK GO INTO LONG STORY, HULK BE EVEN MORE EMBARRASSEDERER. SO HULK NOT GO INTO REASON HULK GOT JUNK STUCK IN TRAP.



HULK WILL SAY IT GOT TO DO WITH FAT LADY.



AND PIE.



AND ALEX TREBEK.



AND DOLLAR STORE CAN OF SILLY STRING.



THAT ALL HULK SAY ON SUBJECT.



Simun asked:

Shaken or Stirred?

RAARGH, COUNTER-CLOCKWISE SWIRL!



hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown, too?

THIS REMIND HULK OF TIME HULK DATED SYNCHRONIZED SWIM TEAM. IT TRUE: THEY DO EVERYTHING AT SAME TIME. HULK UNABLE TO STOP SMILING FOR SOLID WEEK. BUT TO ANSWER QUESTION, IT TRUE. RAAARGH, HULK HAD LOTS OF BODIES TO BURY THAT NIGHT!



creepybaldguy asked:

Hulk,

Who would win in a Fight, Bruce Campbell or Chuck Norris?

LET HULK SEE: AWESOME GUY WITH MOUNTAIN FOR CHIN, WHO STAR IN SUCH MOVIES AS EVIL DEAD, MANIAC COP, AND BUBBA HO-TEP, OR OLD GUY WHO SELLS RUBBER BAND MACHINE ON LATE NIGHT TV.



HULK GONNA GO WITH BRUCE. BECAUSE WHEN BRUCE CAMPBELL NEED TO ROLL OVER IN BED, HE DOESN’T MOVE: HE MAKE WORLD ROTATE UNDERNEATH HIM. RAAARGH, HULK SUCK AT THAT!!



AlphaPrime asked:

You seem to like Phil Collins so which of either his or Genesis’ songs is your favorite?

RAARGH, HULK LIKE "INVISIBLE HULK!" HULK LIKE CHORUS. "SHE SEEM TO HAVE AN INVISIBLE HULK NOW, IT REACHES IN, AND GRABS CONTROL OF HER HEART." RAARGH, IF HULK INVISIBLE HULK NEVER LEAVE LADIES SHOWER ROOM.

Also why does red Hulk look kinda like Akuma/Gouki from the Street Fighter game series?

HULK THINK THIS IDEA BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEOPLE WHO INVENTED KRATOS DRAX, GOD OF RIPOFFS. RAARGH, ARTISTS NO LONGER GOT ORGINAL IDEAS!! HULK CAN’T WAIT UNTIL REVAMP OF QUICKSILVER IN RED SUIT WITH YELLOW LIGHTNING BOLT!



johnny_b asked:

Hulk

Why haven’t you smashed Celine Dion yet ? Do you want everyone to suffer… Or do you like Celine ? If you do, I am laughing at you…. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
!!!! HULK LIKES CELINE DION !!!

THAT NOT TRUE!! HULK NOT GOT SEASON TICKETS TO CELINE DION’S VEGAS SHOW. HULK NOT OWN ALL HER ALBUMS. HULK NOT SEEN TITANIC 200 TIMES JUST FOR SONDTRACK.



HULK NOT HAVE PICTURE OF SCARY THIN-LIPPED LADY PLASTERED TO HULK’S WALL.







RAARGH, HULK TOO ASHAMED TO GO ON ANYMORE. RAAARGH! RAARGH! BLAAARGH!!



HULK GOT CARRIED AWAY. UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

 

 


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