HULK ALL NATURAL!! 
simmo asked:
How many times do you chew before swallowing?
RAARGH, HULK BUSY MAN, NOT GOT TIME FOR CHEWING. HULK STICK FOOD IN, SWALLOW. HULK LIKE THAT GUY THAT EAT HOT DOGS. ONE THING FOR CERTAIN: HULK LIKE A GOOD WEINER IN HIS MOUTH.
…RAAARGH, SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT SENTENCE!
SYNNER asked:
Hiya HULK,
Do you enjoy scroll buttons while you’re checka checka checka checka checka da e-mail?
HULK NOT SURE WHY YOU GOT STUCK THERE. HULK THINK YOUR RECORD SKIPPED. HULK SUGGEST DOCTOR. GOT FAULTY NEEDLE. HAPPEN TO HULK ALL THE TIME. HULK ONLY REALLY SAY "HULK SMASH" ONCE, BUT HULK STUTTER! AND HULK NOT BELIEVE IN E-MAIL. HULK LIKE SENDING LETTERS IN PERSON. HULK REALLY ADDICTED TO STAMP GLUE, HULK GOT A 12 STAMP A DAY HABIT. AND HULK ONLY KNOWS SIX PEOPLE. HULK FEEL STUPID MAILING TWO LETTERS A DAY TO THEM, BUT WHAT ELSE HULK GONNA DO?
How do you type while wearing boxing gloves?
HOW DO YOU BOX WHILE WEARING TYPING GLOVES? THINK ABOUT IT!
SYNNER asked:
almost forgot….
Strongbad, Strongmad, or Strongsad?
HULK GONNA SAY STRONGGLAD. HULK VERY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW…
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Why are blackboards green?
HULK GOT BETTER QUESTION. WHY MEAN JOE GREENE BLACK? HAHAHAHA. HEY KID!
creepybaldguy asked:
Hulk, Who is the strongest one of besides you? also Who is your Idol?,Besides Hulk of course.
HULK THINK THERE ARE NO OTHER CONTENDERS. HULK HOLD NO OTHER HULKS ABOVE HULK. IT LAW!
Big_Ricks_Customs asked:
Dear Hulk,
superman punched you through a mountain. Does that piss you off? Also if he beat you down like that doesn’t it mean your now his bitch?
HULK HAVE TO ADMIT, FIGHT WAS RIGGED. HULK PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO TAKE FALL. BUT THEN, HULK WAS FORCED TO GO TO ONE BLACK TIE AFFAIR AS SUPERMAN’S BITCH. HULK FELT KIND OF PRETTY IN DRESS, BUT THEN SUPERMAN TRIED TO GET FRESH. I ASK HIM, "WHAT ABOUT LOIS?" AND HE SAID "SCREW LOIS, YOU’RE THE ONE I WANT." BUT SUPERDUDE DIDN’T KOW I WAS WEARING WIRE, LOIS HEARD EVERYTHING. NOW LOIS GONNA WEAR STEEL NUTS AS EARRINGS. HULK ALWAYS THINKING AHEAD!!!
Simun asked:
I have to fart but I’m not sure if it’ll just be air. Should I let er rip?
THIS DEPEND ENTIRELY ON WHERE YOU ARE. IF YOU’RE IN THE SHOWER, MIGHT BE OKAY. IF YOU’RE ON PUBLIC TRANS…TRANSP…ON A BUS, HULK SUGGEST AGAINST IT. HULK HAVE EXPERIENCE IN MATTER.
RAAARGH, IT LIKE METEOR FROM URANUS!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
who put the "bomp" in the bomp ba bompa ba bomp?
HULK NOT KNOW BUT HULK PUT THE HULK IN THE HULKITY HULKITY HULKITY.
HULKITY!
Liquidisk asked:
Hulk,
A fellow Fwoosher wanted to ask these questions but wishes to remain anonymous. For now I can only give hints: the first letter of his username is "p", and the last letter is "ablolobo".
He asks:
"Dear Hulk,
– What color would a Hulk rainbow be?
– If you hold your breath will you turn blue?
– If you hold Piffy’s hand will you turn red?"
Anonymous Fwoosher also adds,
"Haha, you’ll never guess who I am."
HULK PRETTY SURE ABLOLOBO NOT A LETTER BUT HULK ANSWER ANYWAY:
– HULK RAINBOW BE THE COLOR OF AWESOME!
– IF HULK HOLD BREATH HULK TURN KIND OF A TURQUOISE. HULK NOT RECOMMEND IT.
– IF HULK HOLD PIFFY’S HAND HULK TURN…OKAY HULK NEED COLOR WHEEL. HULK PAINT BY NUMBERS…HULK SECRET SHAME…
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hello again, Hulk.
Lucid Silverback with the Simian Herald.
U.S. General, Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross has been making headlines recently with his inflammatory remarks regarding your "Diminished intelligence" as well as your propensity for "Incessant senseless calamity" resulting from what he describes as your "Polluted DNA" and "Persistent negligent ineptitude".
In simpler terms, he is calling you not only a big, green, bull-in-a-china-store, -but a dumb and ugly one at that.
For the record, what are your thoughts on the recent comments made by General Ross, and on a Lighter note, do you have any plans to attend the annual cookout at the Avengers mansion later this month?
HULK GLAD YOU PUT IN SIMPLER TERMS, BECAUSE HULK ONLY SAW "BABBIDYBABBIDYBABBIDY" IN FIRST PARAGRAPH.
ANYWAY…HULK HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE. HULK THINK ROSS BIG STUPID POOPYHEAD WHO GOT COB UP BUTT. HULK THINK IT POSSIBLE THAT HULK CAN GET ROSS FIRED FROM GREY’S ANATOMY BECAUSE OF HIS INSULTS. HULK GONNA STICK IT TO THE MAN!!
AND AVENGERS NEVER INVITE HULK. THERE WAS…INCIDENT…HULK NOT WANT TO GO INTO DETAILS. IT INVOLVE APPLE IN STARK’S MOUTH.
Popoman asked:
Hulk, do you ever get sick of those constant, and very pointless, bulletins on Myspace?
HULK THINK YOU’RE CONFUSED. IT NOT YOUR SPACE, IT MYSPACE. HULKSPACE. AND NOBODY SHOOTS BULLETINS INTO HULKSPACE. BULLETINS BOUNCE OFF. EASY MISTAKE.
NorrinRadd85 asked:
Hey Hulk what you think of Ed Norton playing Bruce Banner (puny human) in the new
film…….also please take it easy on some of the X-men (Cyclops). The guy just can’t get a break; they even killed him off in the last X-men movie. I wouldn’t mind if you crippled Xavier again though. He belongs in a wheelchair (no pun intended).
RAAAARGH, HULK HEAR ED NORTON HULK THINK OF HONEYMOONERS, HULK FEEL LIKE RALPH KRAMDEN. HULK SURE NORTON RALPH’S IMAGINARY FRIEND. AND TRIXIE IS HIS FEMALE SIDE. HULK FEELING TRIXIE. HULK KNEW A GIRL NAMED ALICE. HULK BANG ZOOM AND SHE WENT TO THE MOON. SERIOUSLY. HULK PUNCHED HER TO THE MOON. HULK HAS ISSUES.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
when the fwoosh hits a million ‘articles’ does it get a subnic?
YES, HULK THINK SUBNIC WILL BE "DOES ANYBODY READ THIS?"
Calbretto asked:
Can you pass me a Malteser?
HULK ATE THEM ALL!!
Simun asked:
Should I go with the KY or is Astroglide better? I’m looking for a "slippery slope" to "slide into", so help me decide
HULK ALWAYS FOUND ASTROGLIDE WAS…WAIT…HULK NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN. LAST TIME MAN WITH MOUSTACHE ASKED THIS QUESTION, HULK FOUND HIMSELF IN VAN WEARING A FUR COAT, AND DANCING TO DAVID BOWIE. OR WITH DAVID BOWIE. NOT SURE. HULK MISSING LARGE CHUNKS OF TIME FROM LATE SEVENTIES TO EARLY EIGHTIES. RAAAARGH, JUST SAY NO, KIDS.
AFTER THAT DISTURBING QUESTION, HULK GONNA HIT SHOWERS. HULK NOT SURE WHAT SHOWERS DID TO HULK TO TICK HIM OFF, BUT HULK THINK OF SOMETHING.
ASK HULK QUESTIONS OR HE’LL MAKE YOU WASH OFF FERRIGNO’S BODY PAINT!