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HULK CHEW GUM AND KICK BUTT…AND HULK ALL OUT OF BUTT….wait….

YEAH, HULK NOT KNOW WHAT HULK JUST SAID.

 

ERR…RAARGH…

simmo asked:

Hulk, have you met Grimlok before, and did you teach him English?

ME HULK NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. YOU SAYING HULK HAS SPEECH IMPE…IMPEDI…PROBLEM? HULK NOT KNOW THIS GRIMLOCK, BUT HULK SOMETIMES WISHES HE COULD TRANSFORM INTO TYRANNOMONOPOSSOSAURUS REX. BUT HULK NOT FOND OF NAME "REX." HULK RATHER BE TYRANNMANNOFANNOOSAURUS HULK. THAT SO AWESOME HULK’S MIND BLOWN. HULK ANSWER NEXT QUESTION AFTER TEN MINUTE RECESS.


 

Simun aked:

if you sprinkle when you tinkle, are you neat and wipe the seat?

RAARGH HULK IN NO RUSH TO FLUSH WHEN HULK LEAVE MOLE IN THE BOWL.

RHYMING IS FUN!!!


simmo asked:

Ooh, ooh, or have you ever left a reverse kanga?

HULK ONCE PULLED A KANGAROO INSIDE OUT BEFORE, BUT THAT BECAUSE KANGAROO WEARING BOXING GLOVES AND HIT HULK ON THE NOSE. RAAARGH LET THAT BE LESSON. NEVER BOP HULK’S NOSE!!

ALSO…EW.


AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk which do you think are better?

Bruce Campbell or Bruce Willis

TOUGH CALL. HULK SAY BRUCE CAMPBELL, BECAUSE BRUCE CAMPBELL’S DIE HARD MOVIE WOULD INCLUDE THE UNDEAD!!

Die Hard or Evil Dead series

AND TO EXPAND ON LAST THOUGHT, HULK SAY PUT MOVIES TOGETHER, TEAM UP ASH AND MCCLANE. DEAD HARD!!!! MOVIE SO AWESOME CAUSE PLANET TO EXPLODE!!! ALSO TITLE SOUND LIKE PORN MOVIE…

Samuel L Jackson or Samuel L Jackson

SAY WHAT AGAIN!!

Snakes or Sith Lords

HULK TIRED OF THESE MOTHER…AH, SKIP IT, OLD JOKE. SITH LORDS WAY COOLER THAN SNAKES. UNLESS…WE TALKING ABOUT A SNAKE SITH LORD. HULK GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES!!!

That is all for now.

HOORAY!


hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it’s all about?

THEN HULK WASTED A LOT OF YEARS ON THE MACARENA.


sexyvonpoopy asked:

Is dry humping someone funny or annoying?

THIS DEPENDS ON WHICH DIRECTION PERSON FACING. CHOOSE CAREFULLY!


Calbretto asked:

How do I get these stains out of my underpants?

RAAAARGH, HULK SUGGEST STOP BEING SO SURPRISED ALL THE TIME, FOR STARTERS. AND BUY NEW UNDIES!!


Heli88 asked:

Dear Hulk,

Do you like ketchup?
 
HULK VERY FOND OF KETCHUP!! HULK PUTS IT ON HIS ICE CREAM. THEY LOOK AT HULK STRANGE, BUT HULK DOESN’T CARE!!

What is your condiment of choice?

TROJAN!!


meatloaf of darkness asked:

Hulk, in a race between a turtle and a rabbit, which one would make a better soup?

WABBIT SEASON! DUCK SEASON! WABBIT SEASON! DUCK SEASON! HULK LIKE OLD CARTOONS. HULK THINK TURTLE SOUP INTERESTING, CAUSE TURTLE’S COME WITH THEIR OWN BOWL. CAN RABBIT’S DO THAT? HULK THINK NOT!!


meatloaf of darkness asked:

Hulk, is this your blog: http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/ Or is that some kind of phony hulk impersonator?

…HULK NEED TO MAKE CALL TO LAWYER. SOMEONE RIPPIN’ OFF HULK’S GAME!!


33%B-Boy asked:

Hulk,

what is the point of the karate kid part 2? Part 3 starts with the end of part 1 the same as part 2 did, so part 2 can be completely removed from the series without impacting the story. Wasn’t that just a waste of Macchio and Morita’s time?

HULK DOESN’T THINK IT WASTE, MOSTLY BECAUSE PART 2 HAD VALUABLE WAXING ON WAXING OFF TIME. HULK THINK THERE GREAT VALUE IN WAXING OFF. HULK WAXES OFF FIVE, MAYBE SIX TIMES A DAY. IT’S WHAT KEEP HULK IN SUCH GREAT SHAPE. OH, SURE, THE GAMMA RAYS ARE GOOD FOR STARTER, BUT REALLY, WHEN HULK THINK ABOUT IT, NOTHING HULK ENJOY BETTER THAN A NICE RELAXING TIME ALONE WAXING OFF.  SOMETIMES HULK WAX OFF IN PUBLIC, PEOPLE LOOK AT HIM STRANGE, BUT HULK NOT CARE, HULK PROUD!!

EVERYONE SHOULD TRY IT!!


SYNNER asked:

Hulk,

If you sat in a huge bowl of milk, would it turn green after a few minutes and glow in the dark?

RAARGH HULK NOT LUCKY CHARMS!! HULK HAVE EVEN LESS RADIATION!!

Would you drink the green milk afterwards?

MILK DOES A BODY GOOD.


MetalLuna asked:

Who was tougher-Cobalt Man or Devastator?

RAAAARGH SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR, CONSTRUCTICONS INFERIOR!! HULK SORRY, HULK JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT. UMM, NOW HULK FORGOT QUESTION. HULK SUCK AT THIS!!


creepybaldguy asked:

Hulk, who would win in a fight Hulk or Hulk OR Hulk?

IS HULK SUPPOSED TO SAY BRUCE CAMPBELL? BECAUSE THAT HULK’S ANSWER. HULK WARY OF TRICK QUESTIONS!!


RAAARGH, HULK GONNA GO WAX OFF NOW. IT ALSO DOES A BODY GOOD!!!

HULK LOVE QUESTIONS!

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