KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
HULK.
NO JOKE. IT REALLY HULK. DON’T BE STUPID.
simmo asked:
Are you the very model of a modern major general, with information vegetable or animal or
mineral?
HULK IS VERY MODEL OF… SOMETHING… SOMETHING… VEGEBIBBLE, MANIMAL… ANYONE REMEMBER MANIMAL? HULK’S FAVORITE SHOW BACK IN THE DAY. HULK LIKE IT WHEN DUDE TURN INTO THING. HULK EVEN THINK NAME CLEVER. MANIMAL. MAN… ANIMAL. HULK THINK HULK DO THAT WITH OWN NAME. NO LONGER HULK. HULK NAME SOMETHING LIKE "SEXTASTICAL"
Simun asked:
are you partial to Becks and Heineken because they come in a green bottle?
HULK HAVE EMBARRASSING SECRET. HULK COLOR BLIND. FOR YEARS, HULK THINK HULK PINK. HULK FELT PRETTY. THEN SOME GUY SAID HULK GREEN. HULK NOT KNOW WHAT GREEN IS. HULK LOOKED UP GREEN IN DICTIONARY. APPARENTLY HULK COMBINATION YELLOW AND BLUE.
HULK REALLY NOT KNOW HOW HULK FEELS ABOUT THAT.
Pendragon Concepts asked:
Hulk,
How do you feel about this pic:
FIRST OFF, HULK NOT SURE WHO TOOK THAT PIC. SECOND, HULK REMEMBER IT NOT SOUNDING LIKE FWA WHA WHA BWOM. HULK THINK IT SOUND MORE LIKE WHAKKACHAKKACHOWWOW. THEY DON’T SHOW HULK GETTING IRONPANTS LIQUORED UP AFTERWARDS, AND BUYING HULK BUYING HIS COMPANY FOR A HANDFUL OF BEER NUTS. HULK LIKE TRUMP. EXCEPT WITH BETTER HAIR.
BTW – Kirk posted it. Planning on doing anything to him?
HULK FWA-WHA-WHA-BWOM…BUT HULK NEED TRAINING FIRST…
hellspawn
Dear HULK,
Green?
Misunderstood?
Talks funny?
Anger Management problems?
Wants to be left alone?
It’s been a while since we’ve seen him around here?
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Any relation?
HULK THINK IF IT MEAN HULK GET TO NAIL PRINCESS FIONA WHEN SHE NOT LOOK LIKE OGRE, HULK FINE WITH IT.
NimNams asked:
Hulk, what’s that thing growing out of my calf?
IF IT’S GROWING VERTICALLY, HULK THINK IT LOOK LIKE A NIMNAMS. YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT. COULD BE INFECTED.
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Hulk,
How do you feel about you and Peter Parker switching places inthe mini-series "Bullet Points"?
HULK THINK THAT THIS GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO DO HORIZONTAL BOOGIE WITH MARY JANE. HULK BOUGHT HUNDRED COPIES OF THAT STATUE OF HER. HULK MIGHT HAVE PROBLEM. PUNY PARKER GET HOTTIE, PUNY BANNER GET HOTTIE….WHEN IT HULK’S TURN??
-freakinncrazyy asked:
Did you watch the movie about yourself?
did you think Eric Bana did a good job, on playing you?
HULK THINK YOU CONFUSED. PUNY BANA PLAYED BANNER. HULK’S HANDSOMENESS REQUIRED TECHNOMOLOGICAL RENDERINGS. NO ACTOR CAPTURE AWESOMENESS OF HULK. CAMERA KEPT BREAKING.
33%B-Boy asked:
Hulk,
I’m holding a jack of diamonds and a ten of spades. The ace of hearts, queen of hearts and ten
of diamonds are on the table and the other guy just went all in. Do I call or fold?
HULK CLEARLY THINK YOU CAN’T WIN. HULK SUGGEST TOSSING CARDS ON TABLE, STANDING, AND SCREAMING "FIRE!!" AND THEN RUN MADLY FROM BUILDING. TRY FLAILING ARMS.
Pendragon Concepts asked:
Hulk,
Have you though about medication & therapy for your anger issues?
HULK GOT PRESCRIPTION ONCE. GOT CASE OF EX-LAX. RAAAARGH!!
JUST… MADE… HULK… ANGRIER!!!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Dear Hulk
have you ever slapped a friend who was at the club and acting all up and saying stuff and stuff? a realdrama mama? and you are all "what did the five fingers say to the face? " SLAP!
HULK BEEN TO CLUB ONCE, GUY WAS ALL UP IN HULK’S GRILL, FLINGING ARMS, HULK WAS LIKE "STEP OFF, MAN" AND GUY WAS ALL "I’M JUST TRYING TO GET MY FREAK ON" AND HULK WAS LIKE GET YOUR FREAK ON SOMEWHERE ELSE" AND GUY WAS LIKE "MY FREAK GOTTA FLY WHERE IT GOTTA FLY, IF YOU’RE IN MY WAY THEN PREPARE TO CATCH SOME" AND THEN HULK HIT HIM ON THE HEAD SO HARD HE WENT TO CENTER OF EARTH. RAAAARGH, TRY TO GET FREAK ON WITH MOLE PEOPLE, DINGUS.
HULK NOT PEOPLE PERSON.
33%B-Boy asked:
Hulk,
I’m in a casino and I’m playing roulette. I know Wesley Snipes said always bet on black, but
he’s not here right now and to be honest the pattern I’ve noticed is an almost even
distribution of red and black numbers. What should I do?
HULK HAVE TO ASK… ARE THERE ANY GREEN?
IF NOT, THEN HULK SUGGEST GRABBING THE LITTLE BALL, AND THEN RUNNING FROM THE TABLE. HOLD LITTLE BALL FOR RANSOM. FOOLPROOF PLAN.
VanillaBlue asked;
Hulk,
I want a bowl of Freakies breakfast cereal. What the hell happend to that stuff?
HULK DID A LITTLE RESEARCH, FOR WHICH THEY NOT PAY HULK ENOUGH. HULK FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS TAKEN OFF SHELVES IN 1975. HULK GOT BETTER QUESTION… WHY NOBODY CLAMOR FOR HULK CEREAL? WHAT, HULK NOT TASTE GOOD? HULK NOT NUTRITIOUS? HULK NOT PACKED WITH FIBER? THEN WHY HULK POOP SO MUCH?
Slade asked;
how much did you make doing the hostess ads back in the day?
WE ALL GOT SCREWED. MARVEL MADE ALL THE MONEY, AND ALL WE GOT WAS ALL THE HOSTESS WE COULD EAT. SURE, SOUNDS GOOD, BUT HULK GAINED 500 POUNDS. HULK LOST WORK. HULK GOT DEPRESSED. HULK LIVING ON BORROWED TIME, EATING A DOZEN BOXES A DAY, VIBRATING FROM THE SUGAR. TO THIS DAY, HULK SEES A HOSTESS, HULK CRIES. ESPECIALLY IF SHE TURN HULK DOWN.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked;
Hulk, I’ve been told you’re quite adept at gardening and landscaping.
In fact, some have even said you have a …green thumb!
Badum bum, Pssshhhhhhhhhh!
Is there any merit to these claims?
HULK AFRAID HULK HAVE TO SAY THAT HULK CAN’T EVEN GROW MOLD ON OLD BREAD.
Simun asked:
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
THIS QUESTION SEEMS FAMILIAR. HULK GONNA SAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF HULKS THAT A HULK HULK COULD HULK IF A HULK HULK COULD….HULK…
33%B-Boy asked:
Hulk,
I’m on the slots, and I’ve got a lemon, another lemon and a bell. How do these machines work?
HULK THINK YOU EAT THE LEMONS, RING THE BELL, AND WHEN THE WAITER COMES, ASK HIM IF YOU CAN HAVE THE CHECK. THEN, WHEN YOU GET THE CHECK, JUMP UP, KNOCK HIS TRAY, AND RUN SCREAMING FROM THE PLACE.
TheSameIdiot asked;
Hulk,
You have the first selection in the 2007 NBA draft, do you take Big man like you, Greg Oden, or skinny offensive threat Kevin Durant with the first pick?
HULK GO BACK IN TIME, GET THAT MICHAEL JORDAN GUY. HULK THINK HE COULD HAVE HAD PROMISING CAREER. GIVE HIM A SHOT.
AlphaPrime asked;
Hulk who is your favorite Kitbasher/Customizer?
HULK LIKE THAT ONE GUY THAT MADE THAT CUSTOM THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE WHAT IT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
And what are your thoughts on Ashley J Williams*AKA Ash*?
HULK THINK HE SHOULD PLAY HULK IN NEXT MOVIE. HULK NEED BOOMSTICK. HULK NEED CATCH PHRASE. HULK THINK NOBODY SWALLOW HULK’S SOUL WHEN ASH ON THE CASE.
Simun asked:
what really happened on spring break that time?
RAAAARGHM, HULK WANT TO FORGET. HULK THINK MIDGETS AND DONKEY WERE INVOLVED. AND, FOR SOME REASON, HULK REMEMBERS LOT OF GUYS SCREAMING FOR HULK TO TAKE IT OFF!! HULK NOT KNOW WHAT GOING ON THERE.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk…
…will you go steady with me?
Circle one, then pass the note back to me:
yes
no
*but this time, please refrain from crumpling up the note and then force-feeding it to me while yelling "Hulk not need go steady with no one, puny monkey!!". The doctor said you did permanent damage to my mandible-flexors last time. And ever since the incident, I have been unable to Chew with my mouth closed.
YEAH, HULK SORRY ABOUT THAT. HULK HAVING BAD DAY. TRUTH IS, HULK MIGHT BE KIND OF SEEING SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. OF COURSE…BY SEEING, HULK MEANS THROUGH BINOCULARS. IF THE SHADE STAYS OPEN.
33%B-Boy asked:
Hulk,
I’m out of cash and I sold my plane tickets for one more game of Blackjack (and FYI – a score of 25 apparently doesn’t beat 21 despite being 4 points higher. Who made up those rules?).Now I can’t get home on my own, but a kindly gentleman has offered me a ride in his van. It smells a bit funny and he’s looking at me the way my cat looks at a ball of feathers on a string. Should I accept his offer?
HULK THINK IF THE MAN NICE ENOUGH TO OFFER RIDE, IT RUDE OF YOU TO TURN HIM DOWN. IN FACT, IF MAN OFFER RIDE LONG WAY, IT PRETTY RUDE TO TURN DOWN ANY OFFER HE MAKES. WHAT…YOU GOING TO WAIT FOR MAN WITH BIGGER VAN?
panther10
Dear Hulk,
I was ina traffic accident and the Onstar button in my car won’t work and I can’t get a clear cell signal. Can you teach me how to do the Bill Bixby hail technique?
SURE, BUT YOU’RE GONNA NEED A PIANO. PLINK PLINKPLINKPLINK. PLINK PLINKPLINKPLINK… SO ON AND SO FORTH.
HULK GOT SOMETHING IN HIS EYE… HULK GONNA GO…
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