Another week has come and gone, like sand through some sort of glass thingie. Jumping right into it, in
the Microverse:
With the Shield Agent/Hand Ninja 2 packs, Fwooshers are army building like a wartime president. There’s more Hand flailing around out there than 2 Spirals in a lesbian grope-a-thon.
…yyyyyyeah…
Newish member Vash 15 is so excited, and he just can’t hide it, he’s about to get unlimited Spidey and I think he likes it.
More importantly, in the Multiverse:
Wave 10, the wal-mart wave, is out, and with a regularity that matches an elderly gentleman with a breakfast diet consisting of grits and prunes, there’s drama afoot!!
In what is now officially being designated “a new low” in the desperation to acquire this wave, people have called the home of a toy collector/fwoosher who was one of the first to find the wave. However, some were unaware that the wave was indeed out, and just wanted to ask if his refrigerator was running, if he had Prince Albert in a can, and if Mr. Sexual was there, first name Homer.
Kanye West burst onto the scene to say
Yo wave 10, I’m real happy for you, and I’ll let you finish, but WAVE 5 WAS THE MOST ANNOYING WAL-MART WAVE TO TRACK DOWN EVER!!!
An entire hour and 24 minutes after the news of the sighting hit Fwoosh, poster Klipschorn set a new landspeed record for panic:
Damn……… I want the whole wave. This wave is so scary in terms of scarcity.
Rumor has it after two hours he still didn’t have any and had to be sedated!
After a frantic passage of time awaiting somebody, anybody to produce pictures to verify, confirm and solidify these speculations of wave 10’s arrival, finally pictures arrived, and Fwooshers could breathe a sigh of relief and begin freaking out for real.
Deathbunny32 summed up a lot of the angst and psychotic meltdown on the board with this simple phrase:
Oh who am I kidding. I’m never going to find these stupid things.
Kanye West once more beat a dead horse into the ground to say:
Yo, Deathbunny, I’m real happy for you, and I’ll let you finish, but KLIPSCHORN HAD THE MOST PESSIMISTIC POST EVER!
If that reference is getting old, then you may be a racist. And if the racist reference made no sense, then you’re not a member of the soapbox. And if you’re not a member of the soapbox…I envy you.
In the Expanded Universe:
Webstor came out. No word yet on Ma’am. That gets funnier every time. And by funnier I mean contractually obligated.
In the Bar with No Name:
Fwoosh muslim dude Lemonman6 ended his Ramadan month-long fast. Upon completion he went to a Burger King and ate the entire damn building.
Someone locked the Delete Plz thread, causing simmo and Popoman–separated by half a world–to simultaneously look out the window at the sky, shed a single tear and lament the loss, all to the tune of “All by myself”
In the Multiplex:
Patrick Swayze died. The Grim reaper is vacationing in Hollywood this year.
And that as they say somewhere, is that.
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