DUDE GONNA KICK EVERYONE’S ASS!!
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
I reckon it is time for you to join American Idol, but I wonder what song will you sing in your audition?
HULK PROBABLY SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN…BUT HULK REALLY GOT SECRET WISH TO SING "HULK FEEL PRETTY, HULK FEEL WITTY"…AND SO FORTH. STOP LOOKING AT HULK LIKE THAT! HULK LIKE TO FEEL PRETTY DAMMIT! AND THAT BRITISH GUY CAN KISS HULK’S LARGE GREEN BOOTY IF HE DOESN’T LIKE HULK’S SONG!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk, do you have a Myspace or Facebook page? If so, why haven’t you added me as a friend yet?
HULK HAD TO GET RID OF BOTH HULK’S PAGES, BECAUSE IT TOO HARD TO KEEP UP WITH!! RAARGH, BETWEEN THE POKING AND THE FRIENDING AND THIS AND THAT AND EVERYONE WANTING PIECE OF HULK’S TIME HULK NEEDED VACATION!! WHO KNEW BEING POPULAR WAS SUCH HARD WORK? WELL, OTHER THAN RICHARD SIMMONS. BUT LETS FACE IT…HULK AIN’T RICHARD SIMMONS. ONLY TIME HULK
SWEATED TO OLDIES WAS WHEN THE POWER WENT OFF AT PARTY HULK WAS AT AND HULK ENDED UP DOING SOME DUDE’S GRANDMOTHER!! HULK WENT INTO WRONG ROOM!
drzenith asked:
What is your best story?
Planet Hulk, World War Hulk, Hulkamaniac…
THE TIME HULK WENT TO TACO BELL AND IMPREGNATED THE CASHIER!! THAT HULK’S BEST STORY. BUT HULK CAN’T TELL THAT STORY, BECAUSE HULK SIGNED SOME PAPERS…
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk – What do you think of the guy Krunk from The Justice Friends on Dexter’s Laboratory? He reminds me of someone,
for whatever reason . . .
HULK THINK HULK WANTS TO CHANGE HULK’S NAME TO KRUNK! KRUNK SMASH! IT GOT NICE RING. KRUNK LIKE THE FUNK, JUMP IN THE TRUNK, PUNK, OR GET SUNK! YEAH, HULK NOT REALL KNOW WHERE HULK GOING WITH THAT BUT HULK REALLY LIKE TO RHYME.
KRUNK IT UP!!
phineas curmudgeon
Hulk,
Since your both in the movies, who has a worse temper, you or Christian Bale?
FUNNY STORY GO WITH THIS…BALE WAS STAND IN IN HULK’S FIRST MOVIE FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT ANG LEE FIRED HIM WHEN BALE WENT INSANE AND STARTED DROPPING F BOMB ALL OVER THE PLACE INSTEAD OF JUST ACTING ANGRY. BALE TOLD BETTY TO "GET THE **** OUT OF HIS FACE HE WAS HULKING THE **** OUT AND HE WAS GOING TO GET ****ING GREEN AND SHE’D BETTER NOT GET IN HIS ****ING WAY BECAUSE HE WAS THE ****ING HULK AND NOBODY TOLD THE ****ING HULK WHAT TO DO SO SHUT THE ****UP AND BETTY STARTED TO CRY AND IT TOOK ABOUT A HALF HOUR!! SHOWBIZ IS TOUGH!!
Simun asked:
is it unethical to expense hookers to your company? You know, they do help with getting the job done
SHH…MARVEL NEVER ASKS WHERE THE BILLS COME FROM AND HULK AIN’T GONNA TELL THEM! HULK HOPES THEY CONTINUE TO PAY, IT MAKE THE AUTOGRAPH APPEARANCES WORTH IT!
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