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HULK APATHETIC!!

HULK NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC,BUT HULK A PATHETIC SOMETHING!!

chuck20 asked:

Hulk, how badly do you suck at chess?

HULK ALWAYS TRY TO JUMP OVER OTHER GUYS AND THEN HULK SHOUT "KING HULK!!!!" AND THEN OTHER PLAYER LOOK AT HULK SHAKE HEAD AND WALK AWAY. APPARENTLY HULK NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY. SO HULK DO ONLY THING HULK CAN DO. HULK TAKE HULK’S BIG TALL PIECE AND HIT THE OTHER PIECES WITH THEM UNTIL THEY ALL FALL DOWN. THAT HOW HULK MAKE WAR, NOT LOVE!!



DanMan asked:

Hey Hulk, I just read the recent Defenders mini-series. Nice job tagging Umar by the way. You’ve got to love the gratuitous bathing scenes with her that seem to pop up in almost every issue. My question is, are those censored?In the trade I read, there’s some awkward-looking black undies drawn over her naughty bits which seem out of place. I say that partly because it seems weird to bathe with clothes on and partly because it seems drawn on rather poorly. Was this the doing of some lousy assistant editor or some force even more evil?

HULK HATE IT WHEN NUDITY CENSORED. ONE TIME HULK WALKING AROUND WITH HIS LIL HULK OUT, CAUSE IT WARM SPRING DAY, SOME GUY WALKED UP PUT BIG BLUE CIRCLE OVER HULK’S BITS…MADE HULK ANGRY. MOSTLY CAUSE BIG BLUE CIRCLE WAS COLD. SHRUNK HULK’S BITS. HULK GONNA MAKE SURE IF GIRL JOBBLIES ARE OUT, THEY NOT GET BLACK UNDIED. IT JUST A CRIME. A CRIME AGAINST NUDITY. AND THAT A CRIME WE ALL CAN CARE ABOUT!



Bengaltiger1983 asked:

Hulk – In the last mailbag edition, you gave me the idea of clubbing a girl over the head and dragging her to a cave as the way to score a lady. I’ll have you know that I ended up getting my ass mauled by a bear, went to the hospital, and then came home to the police waiting for me so the woman I clubbed could file charges. Hulk, was this some kind of set up? Did you know this would happen? Are you really that bad at giving advice?

HULK GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU…HULK REALLY IS THAT BAD AT GIVING ADVICE. HOW HULK GOT THIS JOB HULK GOT NO IDEA. AND THAT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO HULK…EXCEPT HULK GOT MAULED BY BADGER. THEY MAY BE SMALL, BUT THEY MEAN. THEY SO DAMN MEAN!  AND THEN BADGER FILED CHARGES. HULK NOT SURE HOW HE CALLED LAWYER, BUT HLK NOT GOOD WITH THE LAW.

Also, what ointment would you recommend for my bear inflicted ass wounds? I know I should have learned my lesson

about asking you for advice, but right now all that matters is that my ass hurts!

WHEN HULK GOT BADER WOUNDS, HULK TRIED ALOE. YOU SHOULD TRY ALOE. EITHER THAT OR ALCOHOL. NOT DRINKING KIND…RUBBING KIND. RUB ASS WITH ALCOHOL AND ALOE, EVEN…SHOULD WORK EITHER WAY!!



Simun asked:

the last title to the last questions was HULK LATE!!!. Did you get knocked up?

OH GOD, HULK HOPE NOT, HULK NOT READY TO HAVE LITTLE VERSION OF HULK RUNNING AROUND. EXPECIALLY IF IT A GIRL. HULK TRYING TO PICTURE HULK’S FACE ON A GIRL…IT NOT PRETTY…



chuck20 asked:

I’ll follow up on simun’s post. Who’s the irresponsible party? Who will raise the child? How do you think this will

affect your standing as a role model? Should I forward these questions to your lawyer?

WELL, SINCE HULK’S LAWYER IS HULK’S HOT COUSIN, AND IF IT MEAN SHE FINALLY VISIT HULK, HULK NOT GONNA SAY NO. HULK TRULY WITHOUT SHAME.

 

 


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