LIVE WITH HULK’S LATENESS!! LIIIIIVE!!! 
Buttmunch asked:
Hulk,
I found only part of DCUC wave 6 today. I found 2 Mr. Miracles, a Red and Blue Superman, a Killer Moth, and 2 Dr. Impossibles. The Dr. Impossibles indicate there were 2 cases at one point. Why would someone take 4 Hawkmen and 2 "Shazams" but leave both Dr. Impossibles? Now neither of us have a full set. What is wrong with this other person?And don’t say he only needed those figures (like I do now) because that only implys someone did the exact same thing to him. So there is at least one crazy, incomlete DCUC collector out there somewhere! Possibly causing multiple people to end up with an incomplete Kalibak!
HULK LIKE TO ASSUME EVERYBODY OUT OF THEIR FARKIN’ MIND!! IT ONLY ANSWER!! HULK THINK MAYBE HE TRYING TO MAKE ULIK, BUT THEN WHY HE WANT ARMY OF ULIK? HULK NOT KNOW. HULK NOT CARE. HULK JUST WANT TOYS. HULK SMASH OTHER PEOPLE HULK FIND IN TOY AISLE. SOMETIMES HGULK WAIT UNTIL AFTER OTHER PEOPLE PAY. THAT MEAN FREE TOYS FOR HULK!! HULK LIKE HULK’S PLAN. IT WORKS. HULK WONDER IF DR. IMPOSSIBLE RELATED TO KIM POSSIBLE? SHE HOT. HULK DIG IT!!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk – I’m recently single again and trying to remember how to play the game. Have any tips on how to score the ladies?
RAAARGH, HULK NOD HEAD!! HULK ONLY LEARNED ONE THING FROM HULK’S MANY YEARS TRYING TO GET LAID…ERR…DATE. AND THAT ONE THING IS CAVEMEN HAD IT RIGHT!! KNOCK ON HEAD, DRAG BACK TO CAVE, MAKE WIFE. SO FIND A CAVE!!
Simun asked:
is it strange that instead of finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow I’d rather find a pot of pot?I mean, gold can buy you lots of pot but with today’s economy and all those questions like "where’d you get all that gold" wouldn’t it just be easier to find the pot? you know, in the pot?
HULK WISH HULK HADN’T HEARD THAT. NOW HULK GONNA BE SPENDING LOTS OF TIMES RUNNING TOWARDS RAINBOWS. PEOPLE GONNA LOOK AT HULK LIKE HULK INSANE. SO THINGS NOT CHANGE MUCH. OH WELL. HULK GONNA GO WAIT FOR RAINBOW NOW…
sexyvonpoopy asked:
If you had eyes in the back of your head wouldn’t you be constantly looking at your brain?
MAYBE, BUT THIS BETTER THAN HULK’S PLAN OF TURNING HEAD REALLY FAST TO SEE IF HULK CAN SEE BACK OF HEAD. HULK SPENT AN HOUR DOING THIS, THREW UP THE REST OF THE DAY!!
blue devil asked:
What do you think of the 3.75" MU figs? I hear you’re coming out in wave 2. "Coming out" heh. You still haven’t told everyone yet have you? Well I can keep a secret. I won’t say anything if you don’t wanna. Remember that time when we were drinkin’ and smoking? You wuz all "ME scared to approach that guy, he REALLY cute and HULK want a piece." I said "C’mon man, what you scared of? Go on, talk to him." You had the best and only one night stand of your life right. Well you may be green and I may be blue but I’ve always got your back and I know you. Whut was I talkin’ about in the first place anyways? Well, just remember, you’re my best bud and you can trust me. Always.
Your best friend,
Blue D.
PS: I’m going phone shopping tomorrow and you know me, I need some help to sort thru all those different carriers offers and with picking a phone. You help me out and I’ll treat for lunch. I just got some coupons for McD’s in the mail.
THIS NOT FIRST TIME RUMORS OF HULK BEING GAYISH POP UP. BUT HULK SECURE. HULK BIG GREEN NEARLY NAKED DUDE. HULK NOT ASHAMED. AND IF SOMETIMES HULK SEE HOT GUY AND WONDER IF HE COULD GET HIS NUMBER, AND WONDER WHAT HE GOT UNDER HIS SHORTS, AND WONDER WHAT IT LIKE TO MAKE SWEET LOVIN’ TO DUDE…IS THAT WRONG?
WAIT…
ANYWAY…FREE FOOD? HULK THERE!!
phineas curmudgeon asked:
As a child growing up, you were one of my most beloved characters, you and Don Music from Sesame Street – you know, the guy that used to smash his head on the piano and say…"Oh I’ll never get it right!"
Yeah, you guys had a simpatico thing there.
Anyway, being that I now have this wonderful opportunity to speak to you, I was wondering how you feel about the Negative Zone, since it is generally your stomping grounds and since you are notoriously known for being rather negative yourself.
It seems to me that it is in fact one of the most negative places here at the Fwoosh. It’s more like an Irish Bar thread.
I myself, constantly seem to be party to fanning the flames of negativity there, but although I do so more in a frustration born of my passion for something, I often feel that I am simply dismissed as being negative, and nothing more. Even if it is supposed to be constructive.
Anyway, how do you deal with your negativity?
Also, I went to meet you at the mall when I was a kid, and had you sign my Marvel Treasury Edition comic book. I think I just devalued it, cuz that wasn’t you was it? 😳
mudge
HULK GOT GUYS ALL OVER, LIKE SANTA CLAUS. BUNCH OF GREEN WEIRDOS, FREAKIN OUT THE NORMS!! RAARGH, IT MAKE HULK LAUGH.
HULK GO TO NEGATIVE ZONE. HULK SEE BUNCH OF PEOPLE BITCH. HASBRO THIS, HASBRO THAT, TOYBIZ THIS, TOYBIZ THAT, RAH RAH SIS BOOM BAH YUMMY YUMMY I GOT HASBRO IN MY TUMMY. HULK NOT BRIGHTEST BULB IN DRAWER…BUT HULK THINK A LOT OF THE STUFF THERE STUPID. AND THIS HULK SAYING THAT…IT STUPID. HULK TYPING THE WORD STUPID VERY HARD, TO GET ACROSS JUST HOW DUMB IT IS. HULK CAN BE EGATIVE SOMETIMES, HULK ONCE TOSSED A GUY INTO OUTERSPACE FOR HITTING BAD NOTE AT CONCERT…BUT HULK NEVER GOT INTO INTERNET DEBATE. HULK GOT ONE RULE: DON’T BE THAT GUY. HULK TRY NOT BE THAT GUY. HULK OTHER GUY. BUT NOT THAT GUY. HULK GUY THAT TAKE THAT GUY AND TOSS HIM. HULK THIS GUY, NOT THAT GUY. HULK NOT KNOWING WHERE HULK GOING WITH THIS. BUT HULK THINK IF THEY NOT MAKE A HULK WITH DECENT FISTS SO HULK CAN TAKE HULK’S BISHOP FIGURE AND BASH HIS BISHOP THEN HULK GONNA CRY!!
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