HULK HUNGRY! 
panther10 asked:
Hulk,
I officially hate your guts after that blind date you set me up with. Just for that, you’re no longer in my five, bitch…
HULK CONFUSED. DO YOU NOT LIKE WOMEN WITH EYEPATCHES? HULK THOUGHT FOR SURE HULK HEARD YOU HAD PIRATE FETISH. AND GIRLS WITH NO DEPTH PERCEPTION. NOT AS EASY FOR THEM TO RUN AWAY WHEN THEY TRIP OVER THINGS. HA! HULK MAKE HULK LAUGH. SO IT WORTH IT!
Shatterstar4ML asked:
The Incredible Hulk was really good but is there any chance Edward Norton will return for a sequel? He better because the real Hulk can’t act worth a crap.
HULK THINK THEY GONNA GET GEEKIER AND GEEKIER PEOPLE TO PLAY PUNY BANNER. FIRST BANA, THEN NORTON…NEXT THAT GONNA GET THAT IDIOT THAT PLAYED NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. AND ON THAT DAY HULK KILL HULKSELF!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Why?
BECAUSE HOOKERS DON’T ACCEPT PERSONAL CHECKS!
Darkhawk asked:
Dear Hulk,
Can you tell me why I Darkhawk don’t have a figure? , I mean spiderman has more figures than I have comic book appearances – do I suck that bad?
HULK THINK SAME GENIUSES BEHIND NOT GIVING HULK FISTS BEHIND DECISION TO NOT MAKE DARKHAWK. IT NOT LIKE THEY BUNCH OF ROCKET SCIENTISTS MAKING TOYS.
Doom asked:
Hulk,
Why won’t Megan Fox return my phone calls and emails?
PROBABLY CAUSE YOU MAILED HER YOUR UNDERWEAR. FIRST THAT CREEPY, AND SECOND THAT NOT HOW IT DONE. THAT NOT HOW IT DONE AT ALL.
Discogod asked:
Hulk,
Not a question as such. I’ve been to the doctor – he says it’s syphilis. You might wanna get yourself checked out. Just a heads-up.
You should probably let She-Hulk know too.
WELL…THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. HULK GONNA HAVE TO LET LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW. LUCKILY AUNT MAY ON HULK’S SPEED DIAL…
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, school is difficult. Will you write my essay? You can just say whatever, i’ll just edit it.
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN HULKS AGO, WE THE PEOPLE OF THE HULK HULK GO FORTH AND BRING QUOTH THE RAVEN NEVERMORE IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES IT WAS THE HULK OF TIMES WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU THE END!!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk –
There’s a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a SquirrelThey decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you think will win?
THIS QUESTION CAN ONLY BE ANSWERED IF ONE QUESTION ANSWERED FIRST.
DOES THE CHIMP HAVE AN UZI?
IF CHIMP HAVE UZI…YOU GOT ANSWER. IF NOT…WAIT A SEC, UNTIL CHIMP FINDS UZI. THOSE LITTLE THINGS ARE DEADLY!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hello again, Hulk.
Lucid Silverback here from the well-respected Jungle News and World Report.
Word is quickly circulating that due to President-elect Obama’s well-understood affinity for all things superheroic, he is both preparing to sign an official presidential order, and release a public statement admonishing you of your past indiscretions once he is in office; effectively ending your status as an "Extra Large Enemy Combatant" and finally declaring you a free man.
Furthermore, it has also been rumored President-elect Obama is considering the complete curtailment of any and all black projects initiated and overseen by General Thaddeus Ross. If these rumors are indeed true, what are your thoughts regarding the possible reinstatement of your "Civilian" status?
Thank you for your time.
IF IT TRUE, THEN HULK KIND OF WISH HE HADN’T WRITTEN IN "DAVID HASSELHOFF" WHEN HE VOTED. BUT HULK ONLY DO THAT CAUSE HAVING PRESIDENT RIDE AROUND IN KITT SEEMED BADASS. PLUS WHO BETTER TO ADVISE ON IMPORTANT STUFF? WHEN A TALKING CAR ON THE TICKET, THE WIN IN THE BAG. REMEMBER THAT FOR 2012!!
simmo asked:
Hulk, what’s going on here 
Do you fart out of your junk?
THAT CONFUSE HULK A BIT, BUT HULK MORE CONFUSED AS TO WHY HULK HAD TEDDY BEAR IN HULK’S FOOT. AND…WHY HULK’S HEART ON WRONG SIDE…THERE REALLY SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS HULK ALMOST FEEL BAD ABOUT CASHING BIG FAT ROYALTY CHECK HASBRO GAVE HULK TO MAKE GAME.
ALMOST…
johnny_b asked:
HULK
The day you are going to turn blue…Are you going to scream "HULK SMURF !"
ONLY WHEN HULK HAVING SPECIAL TIME WHEN NOBODY ELSE AROUND. YOU KNOW WHAT HULK’S TALKIN’ BOUT…
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