BUT…THAT NEVER STOPPED HULK BEFORE!
Threepio asked:
DearHulk,
You said you were going to smash Kelgar when you saw him….why no smashing????
HULK NOT SEEN THIS KELGAR PERSON YET. HULK THINK HE EITHER WISELY HIDING FROM HULK, OR HULK NEEDS TO WEAR GLASSES. THIS POSSIBLE, BECAUSE HULK BEEN SQUINTY LATELY. CAN’T SEE STOP SIGNS. AT LEAST THAT EXCUSE HULK GIVE FOR NOT STOPPING. HULK TAKEN CARE OF THREE OLD LADIES THAT WAY. RAAARGH, THAT 30 POINTS!
NimNams asked:
Hulk,
My blue cheese isn’t blue. What’s up with that?
HULK THINK YOU GOT DEFECTIVE BATCH. HULK SUGGEST GOING BACK TO GROCER DUDE AND TELLING HIM YOU WANT REFUND. THAT JUST WRONG. OR YOU COULD TAKE LAZY WAY OUT AND PAINT CHEESE BLUE. THAT WORK TOO.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Hulk
Do you hear Orch. hits even when you are NOT watching Law & Order?
RAAARGH, ONLY IF HULK QUICKLY GOING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER. BUT THAT BECAUSE HULK CARRY PORTABLE KEYBOARD AROUND WITH HULK WHEREVER HE GO. IT JUST MORE DRAMATIC THAT WAY, AND HULK LOVE DRAMA!
virsago_mk2 asked:
Hulk,
Would you support gambling?
YOU BET HULK WOULD! ACTUALLY…HULK BET HULK WOULD. HULK GOT FIFTY BUCKS! WHO’S GOT ODDS. COME ON HULK NOT GOT ALL DAY SOMEBODY TAKE HULK’S BET!!
RAAARGH…HULK GOT ADDICTION!! HULK NEED 12 STEP PROGRAM!
WHO WANT TO BET HULK CAN QUIT THIS…
NimNams asked:
Dearest Hulk,
What’s the difference between a wireless N router and a wireless G router?
UHHH…WELL, THE N…ROUTER UMM…ONE MINUTE, HULK GOOGLE…
RAAARGH, N FASTER!! FAAAAASTER!! RAAARGH!!
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Lord Hulk,
When life gives you lemons, what do you make?
HULK USUALLY MAKE APPLE PIE, BUT HULK THINK HULK DOING IT WRONG, AND THAT WHY NOBODY ASKS FOR SECONDS. RAAARGH, APPLE PIE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOUR FACE CAVE IN!!
RAAAARGH!!!
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