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HULK USE CAPITAL LETTERS!!

HULK LIKES TO BE HEARD!!!  

MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:

King Hulk, your majesty,

Who watches the Watchmen?

HULK NOT KNOW, BUT HULK CAN GUESS ALAN MOORE NOT BE WATCHING THEM. HULK HEAR HE CRANKY. HULK KIND OF WISH HE WRITE HULK STORY ONE DAY, BUT HULK A LITTLE AFRAID WHAT SCARY BRITISH WEIRDO DO TO HULK. HULK READ THAT PORN HE WROTE. SO…MAYBE HULK FINALLY GET TO HAVE SEX WITH SHE-HULK. HULK CHANGE HULK MIND. ALAN MOORE, PLEASE COME WRITE FOR HULK. HULK LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!



Boy Wonder asked:

Why didn’t you have a cool raspy voice in your movie? Have you ever had a family member turn you in for verbal assault?

HULK GOT SECRET. HULK ADDICTED TO THROAT LOZENGES. HULK VOICE STAYS CLEAR AND UNRASPY. AND HULK’S BREATH SMELLS LIKE HULK ONE OF THOSE FUZZY LEAF EATING BEAR THINGS. AND…HULK GOT AN UNCLE THAT ALWAYS BEG HULK FOR MONEY THAT HULK CALLED SOME NAMES A FEW YEARS AGO. HULK GOT RESTRAINING ORDER. BUT THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S A DICK.



kenba asked:

if you taking all my ship, and all are belonging to you, you saying then this?

RAAAAARGH, IT TOOK HULK SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AT BABELFISHING THIS AND HULK STILL NOT KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE IT IS. MAYBE HULK NEED TO LOOK UP YODA-ESE. RAAAAARGH, HULK’S HEAD NEARLY EXPLODE FROM HULK’S NOSE!!


Discogod asked:

Hey Hulkie, not really a question. I’ve got a photo of you taking a dump, and I’m going to post it on the internet.

That’ll teach you to do those things to my dog!

BUT…THE DOG CONSENTED!! HULK SAID BARK IF HULK CAN DO THIS, AND DOG BARKED. DOG BARKED!!! THAT LEGAL WHERE HULK COME FROM. CRAP…AND HULK POOP A LOT TOO.


simmo asked:

Hulk,

If you were competing in the Olympics, you’d need to compete for a country with an all green flag, right? So would that make you a Libyan?

WELL, HULK DOES LIKE GIRLS, AND HULK DOES LIKE GIRLS KISSING GIRLS, SO…IF THOSE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LIBYAN, THEN HELL, HULK GUESS THAT HULK IN SOME WAY WOULD BE A LIBYAN. HULK GONNA ROLL WITH IT. ALL THOSE VIDEOS AND PICTURES ON THE INTERNET CAN’T BE WRONG!!



Threepio asked:

Hey Hulk,

what do you think about the news that George Bush grabbed some womens butts at the Olympics?

IT FIRST TIME THAT HE SHOW HE CAN BE PRESIDENT THAT HULK CAN GET BEHIND. CAUSE BUSH GOT BEHIND. HAHAHA…HULK MAKE SELF LAUGH.


HULK WANT BEHIND!!

 

 


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