SLOW WEEK!!
Cherkhan asked:
SO Hulk what do you think of Awesome Kong?
HULK THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING…WAIT…IT NOT A HE? IS THIS LIKE KING KONG? THAT NOT KING KONG? THEN WHO WE TALKING ABOUT? HULK JUST GOT HANDED MEMO. OK, IT LADY WRESTLER. HULK GOOGLE.
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OK, HULK NOT SURE WHAT HULK JUST SAW. SO THAT A SHE? SHE CLIMB BUILDING NOW, OR LATER?
Cherkhan asked:
So Hulk what do you think of Awesome Kong?
…WEREN’T YOU JUST HERE? HULK CONFUSED. HULK THINK THIS TRICK TO MAKE HULK GOOGLE AGAIN. HULK NOT GONNA GOOGLE AGAIN. HULK TOO SCARED TO GOOGLE AGAIN. PEOPLE TRICK HULK INTO GOOGLING THINGS HULK CAN’T UNSEE ALL THE TIME. LIKE THAT ONE THING WITH THE THING…YOU KNOW WHAT HULK MEAN…AND THAT GIRL THAT’S DOING THAT THING…OH YEAH, THAT THING. NOW HULK ADD AWESOME KONG TO LIST OF THINGS THAT HULK NOT GOOGLE AGAIN. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF MISTER!!
RAAARGH, HULK ONTO YOU!!
Cherkhan asked:
SO Hulk what do you think of Awesome Kong?
RAAAAARGH, YOU LIKE TELEMARKETER WHO KEEP CALLING!! YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRL SCOUT WITH COOKIE THAT HULK NOT WANT!! WELL, HULK NOW GONNA EAT YOUR COOKIE!! HULK EAT YOUR COOKIE!! HULK EAT IT UP!!! HULK DIP IT IN MILK AND EAT IT NOW!! AND HULK FIND THIS AWESOME KONG AND SMASH!! AWESOME KONG IS DEAD, LONG LIVE AWESOME HULK!! RAAARGH!! NOW HULK WANT COOKIE!!
Simun asked:
how do I beat a summons for public urination? I’m uhhh…asking for a friend…
HULK HOPE THIS FRIEND NOT AWESOME KONG. HULK HEARD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF HER, HIM WHATEVER!!
AHEM
HULK SAY TAKE SUMMONS AND PEE ON IT…PEE LONG AND PEE HARD. AND THEN MAIL IT BACK TO JUDGE. WITH POST IT NOT THAT SAYS HOMELESS MAN WAS ON FIRE, SIMUN DOING PUBLIC SERVICE BY PEEING ON HIM!! IT ALWAYS WORK FOR HULK. EVERY TIME. AND HULK HAS PEED ON A LOT OF THINGS. HULK WOULD MAKE LIST…BUT IT EASIER TO MAKE LIST OF THINGS HULK HASN’T PEED ON. THAT LIST WOULD BE REGIS PHILBIN. BUT HIS TIME COMING.
OH YES, REEGE, HULK GOT FULL BLADDER AND KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
RAAARGH, HULK GOTTA PEE!!
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