HULK INVENT IT! NOT OTHER GUY!
Simun asked:
If a girl encourages getting a dutch oven, does that automatically make her a keeper or is it a scary situation?
HULK ONCE DATED GIRL THAT INSISTED ON GIVING DUTCH OVEN ALL TIME. THOUGHT IT HILARIOUS. EVERY TIME, HULK SETTLE IN, BAM, HULK AWASH IN FUMES LIKE NOT AROUND SINCE DINOSAURS DIE. HULK HAD TO TELL HER, "NOT COOL!" THEN HULK TOSSED HER INTO SPACE. HULK ASSUME SHE STILL FLOATING UP THERE, ORBITING EARTH, SELF-PROPELLED. HULK NOT THINK JURY EVER CONVICT HULK.
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
So Hulkster,
Did the movie industry get your permission to use your image in the new "Hulk" movie?
RAAARGH, HULK CONTACT LAWYERS, THEY SAY THEY CHANGED JUST ENOUGH SO THEY NOT HAVE TO PAY HULK DIME. AND THAT ALL HULK ASK FOR. DIME. BUT NOT EVEN THAT, BUT THAT OKAY. HULK FOUND PENNY OUTSIDE LAWYER’S BUILDING. NINE MORE, AND HULK GET THAT GUM FROM THAT MACHINE.
Titan asked:
Hulk, what do you attribute to your longevity in mainstream media, comic books and toys when all you are is just a piece of green turd?
WELL, HULK THINK…HEY! HULK NOT TURD! AT LEAST, NOT TURD LIKE HULK EVER SEEN BEFORE. IF HULK TURD, THEN HULK HATE TO SEE BUTT HULK CAME OUT OF. CAUSE THAT BUTT IS WRECKED!
WAIT…HULK NOT LIKE WHERE THIS LINE OF THOUGHT TAKING HULK…
NewGoblin23 asked:
Hulk, sorry if its been asked but have you played super smash bros. brawl yet? If so, like it?
RAAARGH, HULK WANNA BE PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN GAME. HULK ALWAYS LOSE BUT IF HULK PLAYING HULK, HULK NEVER LOSE! HULK NEVER LOSE WHEN HULK PLAYS WITH HULK’S SELF!!
pablolobo asked:
Hulk, warm water not work so good, plus makes pabs look like pabs pee pants all time. Hulk, how pabs make little pabs look big all time? You know, for the ladies.
GAMMA RADIATION WORK FOR HULK. IT LIKE HULK GOT ELEPHANT SNIFFING FOR PEANUTS IN HULK’S PANTS. AND BY THAT HULK MEANS GAMMA RAYS SHRINK THE BOYS. BUT THAT OKAY. NOBODY CARE ABOUT MARBLES WHEN PLAYING BASEBALL, OR…SOMETHING LIKE THAT…
simmo asked:
Hulk, if the Middle Ages were nasty, brutish and short, and you satisfy all three of those characteristics, can we assume you’re Medieval?
WELL…HULK NOT REALLY SHORT, BUT HULK REALLY LIKE THAT LINE IN THAT MOVIE, SO INSTEAD OF HULK GETING MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE’S ASS, THEN IF HULK CAN GET HULK ON SOMEBODY’S ASS, THEN HULK ALL FOR IT.
simmo asked:
Do you have a cleft in your chin? Or dimples?
HULK GOT BUTT-DIMPLES!! DO THEY COUNT!!
Simun asked:
If you’re so tough, how come you wear a cup when you play football?
HULK LET SIMMO FIELD QUESTION!:
simmo answered:
I believe I can answer that one…it was a present from two girls. Now he drinks from it every day.
IT SMELLED WEIRD WHEN HULK GOT IT, BUT HULK NOT RESIST FREE THINGS!!
RAAARGH, HULK GONNA PUKE NOW. HULK CAN’T REMOVE IMAGES FROM HULK’S HEAD!!
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