{mosimage}THAT WHAT SHE SAID?
simmo asked:
What hidden message frightens you the most? Personally, it’s the lentil soup recipe in that Paul McCartney song.
RAARGH, HULK SCARED OF WIGGLES SONG WHERE THEY TELL KIDS TO KILL THEIR PARENTS. BUT HIDDEN MESSAGES NOT REALLY WORK. HULK OCCASIONALLY INSERT PHRASE "GIVE ME MONEY" INTO HULK’S ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE. HULK NEVER GET MONEY. HULK SAD.
Simun asked:
what should I do with 40 ‘barrels of slime’, acquired from Target at clearance price?
HULK THINK THIS PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DRINK IT AND HAVE ORIGIN. RAARGH, HULK SAID ORIGIN! PUT PANTS BACK ON! ORIGIN NOT MEAN NAUGHTY-TIME.
IF THIS NOT WORK, THEN HULK SUGGEST FILL POOL WITH IT, AND INVITE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS. CHARGE TEN BUCKS APIECE. KIDS LOVE SLIME. SOME KIDS WILL NOT RETURN. THESE CALLED ACCEPTABLE LOSSES.
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Why you don’t ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
HULK THINK THIS SAME REASON YOU NEVER SEE HEADLINE "ALEX TREBEK WINS TRIVIA CONTEST".
RAARGH, THAT MADE MORE SENSE IN HULK’S HEAD.
Ramny asked:
Hey Hulk,
If you had a full bladder while you shrunk back into puny Bruce Banner, would you end up peeing on yourself?
HULK ONLY DID THIS ONCE. HULK SPRAYED LIKE FIRE HOSE. LUCKY FOR HULK, IT ONLY EMBARRASS PUNY BANNER, CAUSE HULK DOESN’T CARE. NOW HULK REGULARLY DRINK SEVERAL BOTTLES WATER BEFORE TIME TO CHANGE. HULK THINK IT PAYBACK FOR BANNER ALWAYS WEARING PURPLE PANTS. RAAARGH, HULK MAKE BANNER INTO LAWN SPRINKLER. HULK LAUGH!!
simmo asked:
Hey Hulk,
If you had full bowels…nah, skip it.
HULK AFRAID HULK EXPLODE. NEXT QUESTION!
creepybaldguy asked:
Hulk,
WHy did your movie suck so badly? All Marvel movies are really good and enjoyable, except for yours,Why is that?
HULK NEED TAKE A MINUTE HERE. HULK LAUGHING TOO HARD. HULK’S MOVIE DIDN’T HAVE NICK CAGE. HULK’S MOVIE DIDN’T HAVE BEN AFFLECK. HULK’S MOVIE WASN’T "ELEKTRA". AND HULK’S MOVIE DIDN’T HAVE TOBEY MAGUIRE CRYING LIKE BITCH. HULK SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!
Discogod asked:
Hulk, I’ve just started dating a girl, but I have little money, and no car. How can I impress her on a limited budget?
HULK THINK GIRL SHOULD LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, BROKE CARLESS SLOB OR NOT. HULK SUGGEST SIMPLE THINGS, CANDLELIGHT DINNERS AT HOME, WATCHING MOVIES, LIKE THAT. UNLESS SHE ONE OF THOSE TYPE GIRLS. AND IF SHE ONE OF THOSE TYPE GIRLS, THEN HULK SUGGEST ALCOHOL. CHEAP BOOZE IS GREAT EQUALIZER. RICH, POOR, UGLY, HANDSOME…ONCE FACED, NONE OF IT MATTERS. RAARGH, HULK SO LONELY!! AND DRUNK!!
curtisleebrownjr asked:
Dear Hulk,
I’ve recently learned that the world may not in fact revolve around me. That has lead me to lots of other thinking.
With that thinking I realized a very disturbing truth:
Frankenberry cereal might not come back in the future. What can we do about that?
HULK A COUNT CHOCULA MAN HIMSELF. IN FACT, THERE TWO TYPES I WORLD. FRANKENBERRY TYPES, AND COUNT CHOCULA TYPES. RAAARGH, THEY NATURAL ENEMIES. HULK GOT CRATES OF THE STUFF. END OF WORLD COME, HULK EAT COUNT CHOCULA. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE COME, ZOMBIES EAT BRAINS, HULK EAT COUNT CHOCULA. HULK WONDER WHY THERE NEVER ZOMBIE THEMED FOOD. FLAKES SHAPED LIKE BRAINS. RAAARGH, IT SEEM NATURAL. HULK NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE. NOBODY STEAL HULK’S IDEA!!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hi Hulk.
Occasionally I will pick up a bag of salted peanuts-in-the-shell.
When I eat them, I just pop them in my mouth and crunch them up, shells and all.
Often, people are taken aback when they witness me do this.
Whenever people inquire as to my peanut-logic, I tell them I eat the shells because, similar to potato-skins and cigarette-butts, "That’s where all the vitamins are.", and usually follow it with a sarcastic "Besides, if you hadn’t noticed, I’m a gorilla. I have different nutritional needs!"
Sometimes I have to throw a handful of peanuts at them, but that’s an issue for another time.
For now, I would like to ask you how you eat peanuts.
In the shell?
Out of the shell?
By the truckload??? haha, just kidding, sir.
Am I off base here? Is it not acceptable behavior to eat peanut shells, potato skins, and cigarette butts?
Thank you for your time.
HULK KNOWS PEANUTS. THOSE THE TINY THINGS IN THE BIG SHELL HULK POP ENTIRE THING IN MOUTH AND EAT. SO HULK GUESS HULK SAY HULK EAT SHELL. BUT ONE TIME SOMEONE TOLD HULK HE WAS EATING THE CONTAINER ALSO. HULK MAY HAVE FOOD ISSUES. EXCEPT POTATO. HULK NOT TRUST FOOD WITH SKIN. OR EYES. THAT JUST WEIRD.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Why are you so dumbe you big dumb galoot.
and why don’t people never like you?
Is it becuase you are dumb? Is it? Is it?
QUESTION CONFUSED HULK. HULK THINK HULK WAS INSULTED, BUT HULK NOT SURE. HULK NOT SURE WHAT A "GALOOT" IS EITHER. HULK THINK YOU NOT FROM AROUND HERE. AND HULK NOT DUMB!! HULK JUST HAVE TROUBLE SOMETIMES. WITH THOUGHTS. AND WORDS. AND…STUFF. HULK ROCKET SCIENTIST! WELL, NOT HULK, BUT PUNY BANNER. AND, HULK SAY THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING. HULK GOT CERT…CERTI…HULK GOT PAPER AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, SAYS HULK SMART. AND IT NOT IN HULK’S HANDWRITING AT ALL!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Is it?
RAAARGH, LEAVE HULK ALONE!!
simmo asked:
Do I have to look both ways when crossing a One Way street?
THIS GOOD IDEA, BECAUSE TO HULK, "ONE WAY STREET" JUST MEAN "SHORTCUT!" RAAARGH, IF HULK GOING ONE WAY, THEN IT ONE WAY STREET!
hagop9 asked:
Dear Hulk,
You have been an iconic public figure for nearly 50 years. Quite an accomplishment! How long do you forsee yourself going on? That is, how long will there still be comics, movies, merchandise, et al about you? Will there ever come a day when you are no longer a household name?
Also, do you think you will outlast Superman?
HOLY CRAP, HULK OLD. NO WONDER HULK MAKE NOISE WHEN HULK GET OUT OF BED. NO WONDER HULK PEE FIVE TIMES AT NIGHT. RAAARGH, HULK THINK AS HULK POPU…POPUL…HULK THINK PEOPLE LIKE HULK FOR LOT OF YEARS TO COME. HULK LOVEABLE, EXCEPT WHEN HULK SMASHING TOWNS, AND REALLY, HULK TOO OLD FOR THAT…STUFF. AND DON’T SAY STUPIDMAN’S NAME TO HULK. STILL OWE HULK FIFTY BUCKS FOR TAKING DIVE IN THAT BOOK. RAAARGH, HULK KNEW IT BAD DEAL. CHEAP ALIEN BASTARD.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Is it?
how does the writer’s strike effect you?
Is it?
RAAAARGH!! YOU AGAIN!!
YOU MAY BE SHOCKED TO KNOW HULK DOESN’T HAVE WRITERS. IT JUST HULK. SO HULK UNAFFECTED BY STRIKE. IN FACT, HULK PICKING UP SOME EXTRA WORK BECAUSE OF STRIKE. HULK WRITING EPISODE OF "CAVEMAN". RAARGH, HULK A SCAB. PICKET!!
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk, i kinda like this girl i’ve met, she’s 20 i’m 24, she’s single but preggers from another dude, i’m jobless and i don’t have a drivers license yet, should i try to be her friend or should i go for it and try to get close to her?
RAAARGH, THIS SOUND LIKE EXCELLENT IDEA!! HULK THINK YOU SHOULD CONFESS TO A CRIME YOU DIDN’T COMMIT ALSO!! HULK’S WORDS TOUGH BUT TRUE! HULK THINK GIRL NEED TO SORT OUT LIFE BEFORE YOU STICK SELF INTO THINGS.
Also what kinda job do you think i should go for? i’m somewhat smart but not really enough, i’m prolly strong enough to do hard work though.
HULK THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE GUY WHO MOVES BOXES FROM ONE PLACE TO THE OTHER AT THAT STOREAT THAT STORE. IT ENTRY
LEVEL, BUT ROOM FOR ADVANCEMENT. HULK STARTED THERE, AND NOW HULK PRESIDENT OF MARVEL ENTERPRISES.
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WAIT…HULK NOT? STAN LEE LIED TO HULK!!
And on a serious question, whats your favorite brand of potato chips?
HULK LIKES LAY’S. BECAUSE HULK GOES UP TO CUTE CASHIER AND SAYS "I WANT TO GET LAY’S!" RAAARGH, HULK USUALLY LAUGHS ALONE!!
HULK CAN’T COME TO PHONE (GIVE HULK MONEY) HULK GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS (GIVE HULK MONEY) POSSIBLE!! RAARGH!
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