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HULK BACKWARDS IS “KLUH”!

THINK ABOUT THAT A WHILE!!!

chuck20 asked:

i just pooed. What should i do next?

OH! HULK KNOW ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. HULK SEE DOG DO IT ONCE. HULK THINK YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN, DRAG BUTT ACROSS CARPET. RAAARGH, THIS WHY HULK NOT HAVE PETS IN HOUSE. NO AMOUNT OF CARPET SHAMPOO MAKE CARPET THE SAME. HULK THINK SHAMPOO FUNNY WORD. CAUSE IT HAVE POO IN IT. RAARGH, HULK NEVER WASH HAIR AGAIN!



Simun asked:

I’ve got 3 eggs that have been sitting in my fridge for about 2 months. I’m thinking about throwing them against the

shed at the uhaul across the street. Should I proceed?

HULK HAVE PHILO…PHILO…HULK HAVE THOUGHT WHEN IT COME TO THINGS LIKE THIS. AN EGG IN THE HAND IS WORTH THREE IN THE SHED. WAIT. NO, HULK MEANT THREE EGGS AT THE SHED IS LIKE A BIRD ON THE PORCH.

RAARGH, UHAUL CHARGE TOO MUCH FOR THEIR TRUCKS. HULK SAY LET EGGS FLY!!



hellspawn asked:

Dear HULK,
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

RAARGH! WHEN THEY RUN OUT OF CARPET!!



Lucid Silverback esq. asked:

Happy Halloween, Hulk!

So, did you go out trick-or-treating???

How was your haul?

Any Milk Duds?

HULK WENT TRICK OR TREATING. HULK WALK UP, RING BELL. HULK GOT ALL THE CANDY. NONE LEFT FOR OTHER KIDS. THAT HOW HULK ROLL. HULK DRESSED AS SHE-HULK. HULK PUT BOOBS ON CHEST, WORE TATTERED WHITE SKIRT. HULK LOOK IN MIRROR, GET FUNNY FEELING. HULK NEVER BEEN HOTTER. RAARGH, ONE DAY HULK NEED TO SEE SOMEBODY ABOUT FEELINGS. HULK DIDN’T GET MILK DUDS. ONE GUY GAVE HULK CARTON OF MILK FROM FRIDGE THOUGH. IT WAS EXPIRED. SO…HULK THINK THAT COUNT?



Pendragon Concepts asked:

Hulk,

Would you vote for simmo for President?

HULK GOTTA BE HONEST, HULK’S VOTE EASILY SWAYED. IT LIKELY HULK VOTE FOR SIMMO IF HIS NAME LAST ON BALLOT, CAUSE THAT LAST NAME HULK SEE. HULK NOT GOOD WITH NAMES. OR FACES. SO AS LONG AS NO CAND…CANDI…NOBODY RUNNING WITH LATER LETTERS, SIMMO GETS HULK VOTES. RAAARGH, HULK GOOD AT POLITICS!!



simmo asked:

Hulk, I set off the alarm at work this morning. And it’s Saturday. Can I crawl back into bed with you?

HULK THINK THIS FINE IDEA, ESPECIALLY IF SIMMO NOW PRESIDENT. HULK SLEEPING WITH PRESIDENT. HULK FEEL LIKE MARILYN MONROE. NOW HULK NEED MOLE. AND HULK NEEDS TO STAND OVER GRATE, LET HULK’S DRESS BLOW UP, WHILE HULK GIGGLE. HULK CONFUSED WHY HE STILL DRESSED LIKE SHE-HULK. HALLOWEEN OVER. RAAARGH, DON’T JUDGE HULK!


RAAARGH…HULK DONE.


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