HULK ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS. HULK DO WHAT HULK CAN.
meatloaf of darkness asked:
hulk, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
RAARGH HULK HATE PUNY WOODCHUCKS! QUESTION MAKE HULK HEAD HURT, HULK GONNA GO FIND WOODCHUCK AND SMASH IT
NOW, SEE IF WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK WOOD WITHOUT HEAD!!!
and why do i have an innate love for pelvic thrusting the eyes of people?
HULK DID THAT ONCE. TO NICK FURY. YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKED.
toyjunkie71 asked:
Hulk,
Will the accursed Bavarian Illuminati and all their vile world conquering plots ever be vanquished?
Also, why does it burn when I pee?
HULK NOT KNOW FIRST PART BUT SECOND PART MEANS YOU’RE NOT DRINKING ENOUGH WATER. HULK SUGGEST SHOWER WITH MOUTH OPEN!
NimNams asked:
I hear that cuffs are making a comeback this season. Should I steer clear of the cuffs, or do my boots need that extra zing?
HULK NOT KNOW WHAT BOOTS ARE. OR SHOES. OR CUFFS. OR ZING.
panther10 asked:
Do you have a Myspace account? Who’s in your friends list?
EVERY SPACE IS HULK’S SPACE!! AND HULK NOT HAVE FRIENDS. HULK ONLY HAVE ENEMIES HE HASNM’T PUNCHED YET!! RAAAARGH!!
SDcomics asked:
Where does the white go when snow melts?
HULK SMASH WENDIGO!
spiderdood90 asked:
Hulk, who’s your favourite superhero?
RAAARRGH!! HULK THINK THIS TRICK QUESTION!!
Kirk asked:
How does betty handle it ….
HULK SHAMED TO SAY GAMMA BOMB NOT WORK ON LITTLE GREEN FRIEND.
Ramsire07 asked:
RAAAAAAAAARGH SO MANY QUESTIONS!! HULK WORK OVERTIME, GONNA FILE COMPLAINT, BETTER GET PAID!!
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
ELECTRIC SHEEP TASTE LIKE BURNING!!
What was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction?
STEVE BUSCEMI!
Who would win in a fight, Mighty Mouse or Superman?
HULK!
Buffy or Batman?
HULK DO BUFFY. NOT DO BATMAN. HULK NOT SWING THAT WAY!
How do you get grass stains out of jeans?
GRASS GREEN. NOTHING WRONG WITH GREEN!!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
HULK ALWAYS BITE.
What’s with Donald Trumps hair?
HULK THINK TRUMP SHAVE SASQUATCH PUT IT ON HEAD!!
Will Tony get whacked on the Sopranos this season?
RAAAARGH IS THIS TONY SHOT HULK INTO SPACE!! HULK SMASH NUTS, MAKE HIM SING LIKE SOPRANO!!
How fast can an un-leaden swallow fly?
HULK KNOW NOT SWALLOW LEAD!! BAD FOR HEALTH!!
How does you your pants grow and shrink when you change?
HULK LIKE DAVID BLAINE. ONLY SMARTER!!
Where do you get those purple pants anyway?
PURPLE PANTS R US.
panther10 asked:
Dear Hulk,
What is the best remedy for a cold?
FIRE!!
grimace404 asked:
Are you allowed to answer character-specific questions about upcoming figure releases?
HULK NOT KNOW. ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ASK CHARA…CHARA…RAARGH HULK NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!
Alpha Attorney asked:
Dear Hulk,
As you suggested, I exposed myself to gamma radiation to get super strength. Instead, my doctor says I have something called, "cancer" and I feel quite weak instead. Did I do something wrong?
RAAARGH NEED MORE GAMMA!!
GRANDPA asked:
dear hulk:
should i keep eating my golly green giant green peas?
ANYTHING GREEN GOOD FOR YOU!! EXCEPT HULK!!
Discogod asked:
Hey Hulkster,
So the other day I found myself getting kinda pissed off at the supermarket. Next thing I know, I’ve destroyed half of my town and killed several hundred people. I’m looking at a life sentance.
Any advice?
HULK THINK YOU NEED TO PUT BACKPACK ON BACK AND WALK AWAY WHILE SAD MUSIC PLAYS. MAYBE HITCHHIKE. NEXT WEEK, PROBLEMS ALL BE OVER.
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Dear Hulk,
Relating to GRANDPA’s question, are you and the Jolly Green Giant related?
RACIST!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
im trying to get a bolt that is stuck inside my wall. Im doing some redocorating. Ive tried different tools and different sprays and it won’t move. I’m afraid it detracts from the total ambiance that I’ve created. What should I do?
HULK SMASH BLACK BOLT!! HULKS SUGGEST HITTING WALL. AND HOUSE. AND NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE. AND NEIGHBORS DOG. AND NEIGHBOR’S WIFE. AND MAILMAN. AND DUMP TRUCK!!
Simun asked:
why does Banner have a girlfriend but the Hulk doesn’t? Ever try a dating site or is Hulk a little bi-curious?
HULK HATE PUNY BANNER. ALWAYS MESSING WITH HULK’S GAME! AND HULK NOT UNDERSTAND "BI CURIOUS." HULK SMASH WITH BOTH HANDS EASILY.
JeanGrey92 asked:
Dear Mr.Hulk
How come your Ang Lee movie sucked?
HULK LOST CREATIVE CONTROL. HULK MOVIE LIKE THIS: HULK SHOW UP. HULK SMASH FOR THREE HOURS. CREDITS ROLL. HULK MILLIONAIRE.
Heli88 asked:
Dear Hulk,
Why am I compelled to make bad puns?
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE OWN NAME, HULK88!!
chuck20 asked:
Dear Hulk,
have you ever sought therapy for your anger…issues
HULK HAVE ISSUES. HULK OWN SEVERAL ISSUES OF INCREDIBLE HULK. HULK LIKE ISSUE WHERE HULK SMASHED.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk, why won’t you call me?
HULK LEFT PHONE IN OTHER PAIR OF PANTS!
Didn’t we have something special?
HULK..UHH…HULK GOTTA BE AT WORK REAL REARLY. HULK NEED TO GO. MAYBE I’LL E-MAIL YOU.
bigraj asked:
Hulk, when will you smash the Sentry?
HULK SMASH SENTRY SOON AS SENTRY DOES SOMETHING!!
oblio64 asked:
Dear Hulk
How come god sent angels to take my mommy away?
QUESTION MAKE HULK CRY. HULK NEED MOMENT ALONE.
toyjunkie71 asked:
Hulk,
Why does Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. die and Dr. Phil live?
BALD GUY GOT BETTER RATINGS. CRUEL WORLD.
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Do fish get thirsty?
HULK GOT BETTER QUESTION!! DO THIRST GET FISHY? HAHAHAHA HULK MADE JOKE. LAUGH OR GET SMASHED!!
HULK OUTTA TIME. IF HULK DIDN’T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, TRY AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
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