HULKATUS WITH FAVA BEANS AND NICE CHIANTI!!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
HULK SAY YOU ONLY NEED TO GO WAL-MART BATHROOMS TO FIND ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. SPEED OF SMELL IS TIME IT TAKE FOR DOOR TO OPEN AND TO GET HIT IN FACE BY WHATEVER THAT IS THAT GUY ATE THAT TORE THROUGH THAT GUY LIKE A DRILL THROUGH A MARSHMALLOW!!
ricster9 asked:
Dear Hulkie,
If you were gonna meet Stan the Man Lee on Who Wants to Be a Superhero, WHAT WOULD YOUR SUPERHERO BE CALLED, WHAT WOULD YOUR ALTER EGO’S NAME BE, AND WHAT POWERS WOULD YOU CHOOSE ?
HULK SUPERHERO NAME WOULD BE AMAZING BUTTKICKERMAN, HULK ALTEREGO WOULD BE STEWART BUTTKICKERMAN AND HULK POWER WOULD BE NUCLEAR BUTTKICKING. RAAARGH, HULK GOTTA ADMIT HULK JUST LIKE TO KICK BUTT!!
MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:
Hulk,
Who wears purple pants better, you or Fin Fang Foom?
BIG DRAGON MAY HAVE SIZE, BUT HULK GOT STYLE. HULK IN. HULK WITH IT. HULK GOT SWAGGER IN STEP AND SWERVE IN HIS PUDDING. HULK ROCK THE ROLL AND RICKROLL THE ROCK. HULK GOT IT ALL UP IN IT WITH A TENNIS ELBOW AND A…OK, HULK LOST SELF…
hard_fighter asked:
hey hulk, what is your favorite action figure of urself?
THAT ONE WITH FISTS!!
i hulk still a virgin?(Not bruce banner; HULK)
YOU NOT HULK, HULK IS HULK!! DO YA DIG DIG DIGGETY DIG? LEARN ENGLISH!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Hulk will you see Twilight with me or if that one is sold out HSM3?
HULK HOPE TWILIGHT SOLD OUT, CAUSE HULK WANNA GO SEE HSM3. HULK BEEN FAN EVER SINCE THAT GIRL’S PICTURES SHOWED UP ON INTERWEBS. HULK…LIKE…
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk, what do you think of that Hasbro Transformers: Marvel Crossover figure based on you?
HULK NOT RECEIVE ONE BIT OF ROYALTY FOR IT. DOES IT TRANSFORM INTO SPORT CAR? HULK ALWAYS FIGURED HULK WOULD BE SPORT CAR. HULK GO VROOM, HULK PEEL OUT, HBULK BURN RUBBER. JUST DON’T STICK CUBE INTO HULK’S CHEST, OR WHATEVER THAT WAS!!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk – What type of $5 footlong is your favorite? And yes I’m talking subs . . .
HULK USUALLY TELL THEM TO PUT EVERYTHING ON IT. IF HULK PAYING FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS, HULK GETTING EVERYTHING ON IT. ESPECIALLY IF CUTE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER. HULK SLAP HER ON TOP TOO. AND BOTTOM!
Cherkhan asked:
Hey Hulk when your on Christmas break, who will be answering our question? Rulk, Grundy, Joe Fixit or Blockbuster, Mr. Hyde?
HULK WISHES HULK COULD GET ONE OF THEM, BUT THEY NEVER GIVE HULK BREAK. IT SLAVE LABOR CONDITIONS ON FWOOSH. THEY…THEY WHIP HULK IF HULK NOT COME THROUGH. SURE, HULK HEAL QUICKLY, AND GET REAL ANGRY…BUT THEY STILL DO IT.
Also, which of your rogues gallery of evil doers whould you want hasbro to make into an action figure next?
HULK STILL WAITING FOR THEM TO MAKE DOC SAMSON FIGURE THAT NOT ARTICULATED LIKE RETARDED MONKEY. STUPID GREEN HAIR. AND IF YOU THINK HULK NOT BEING SENSITIVE BY USING TERM "RETARDED" HULK MEAN OTHER DEFINITION OF RETARDED, AS IN "IMPEDED". NOBODY CAN TELL HULK SAMSON’S LEGS NOT IMPEDED!! JUST WORK WITH HULK ON THIS.
Lastly can you throw your weight around he hasbro home office and get them to re-release the smart Hulk figure, but with bunny slippers like in the comics?
HULK GIVE IT BEST SHOT. THEY SO COMFY!!
XMGT-Chane asked:
Dear Hulk, if you could be one of the readers, what would be your question to Hulk and what would you answer if you got that question?
HULK WOULD ASK SELF HOW HULK CAN BE SO CLEVER WEEK AFTER WEEK FOR SO LONG!! AND HULK WOULD ANSWER BACK "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING? THIS HASN’T BEEN CLEVER FOR A WHILE NOW!! THEN HULK PUNCH SELF. AND HULK GET SAD. BUT HULK DRINK TO FORGET.
mysticmanjrf asked:
When you want some fast food where do you go?
HULK GO TO THE WILDERNESS AND CHASE DOWN CHEETAH!!
Doom asked:
Hulk, how was your Thanksgiving??
HULK COULDN’T FIND STOVE, SO HULK ATE TURKEY RAW. IT NOT AS GOOD THAT WAY!!
Did you eat turkey or ham or both?
HULK COULDN’T BRING SELF TO EAT RAW PIG!!
What side dishes did you have?
IS JACK DANIELS SIDE DISH?
How many toilets did you blow up after the meal?
JUST TWO…IT WHY HULK HAVE SPARES!!
Also where the @#$% were you in the Macy’s Parade???
HULK GOT PRE-EMPTED BY RICK ASTLEY!!! RAAARGH, HULK GOT RICK ROLLED! HULK SMASH!!
Dio asked:
Do you really hate Wolverine?
HULK NOT REALLY HATE LITTLE RUNT. BUT HULK NOT GONNA BUY HIS TOYS ANYMORE UNTIL CLAWS STOP BEING BENT!!
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk, what do you want for christmas this year?
PEACE ON EARTH AND SHE-HULK IN HULK’S STOCKING!!
JeanGrey92 asked:
Hulk,are you afraid of change?
ONLY SINCE PAYPHONE BLEW UP AND PELTED HULK WITH QUARTERS. RAAARGH!!! HULK STILL GOT WASHINGTON HEAD ON HULK’S FOREHEAD!!!
NimNams asked:
Hulk, have you added anyone to your Fwoosh Foes list?
ALL THE MODS!! THEY TRYIN’ TO KEEP THE MAN DOWN! ALSO, HULK ADDED SELF TO FOES LIST, CAUSE HULK CAN’T LISTEN TO SELF ANYMORE. NOW HULK CAN’T SEE WHAT HULK TYPE. WHICH BETTER THAN USING BLINDFOLD LIKE WHAT HULK USED TO DO!!
simmo asked:
Hulk, I can’t find the foes functionality…does that mean everyone is my friend?
RAAARGH, THAT CAN’T BE RIGHT!! MAYBE ENTIRE FWOOSH GOT YOU ON IGNORE!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Are you a Bot? ahhh I knew it! or should I say "AAaaarghhh!" you Viagra eatin’ Charles Schwab callin’ Colonel Ross tosser. AAAAARGGHHHH!!!! and so forth…
HULK JUST PUT QUESTION INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND STILL GOT NOTHIN’…SO HULK GONNA SAY…HULK LIKE WHITE BREAD ON WEEKDAYS, AND WHEAT BREAD ON WEEKENDS. THAT HOW HULK ROLL!!
johnny_b asked:
Who do you prefer: Jimmy Mcnulty or Vic Mackay ?
HULK GONNA GO WITH DUDE NAMED VIC, CAUSE IT LIKE VICTORY, AND HULK LIKE TO WIN. HULK WIN AT EVERYTHING. EXCEPT CHECKERS. HULK ALWASY FORGET WHICH HE IS, RED OR BLACK. THAT WHY HULK SPRAY PAINT THEM ALL BLACK. BUT NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH HULK. RAARGH, LIFE SUCKS.
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