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HULK !!

FO REAL!!

AlphaPrime asked:

Hulk, how do you feel about GaiaOnline(www.gaiaonline.com) making items
based off of you/your movies? are you receiving any royalties from it?

…HULK HAD SEX WITH GIRL NAMED "PRINCESS" BUT THAT THE ONLY
ROYALTIES HULK EVER GOT. HULK NOT SURE IF SHE REALLY ROYALTY THOUGH.
SHE NOT WEAR A CROWN OR ANYTHING. HOWEVER SHE KEPT SAYING "KING ME"
SOOO…HULK THINK IT GO EITHER WAY.



drzenith asked:

Hulk,

Warcraft’s orc is fairly similar to Hulk? Both of you are mean and
green. Did you just copy them that is why you went to Planet Hulk?
Perhaps the reason you carry a shield, an axe and a sword. What’s next?
You gained experience points each time you go up against Fin Fang Foom.

HULK WOULD ANSWER THIS QUESTION, BUT HULK GOT +5 IMMUNITY TO
ANSWERING QUESTIONS THAT COULD LEGALLY GET HULK IN TROUBLE. RAAARGH,
THAT DORKIEST THING HULK EVER SAID…



Tom-Tom asked:

hey hulk, who is the red hulk?

IT GUY THAT RIP HULK’S GAME OFF. SO IF HULK GO DOWN LIST OF PEOPLE
THAT RIP OTHER PEOPLE OFF, THEN HULK ONLY THINK IT BE ONE PERSON…RED
HULK IS GREG LAND. RAAARGH, HULK BEEN TRACED!!



Chase asked:

Hey Hulk, TomTom or Garmin?

HULK GET LOST EITHER WAY. THOSE THINGS DON’T WORK. BUT HULK COULD BE USING IT UPSIDE DOWN.



Boy Wonder asked:

When there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?

BATMAN!!



Bengaltiger1983 asked:

Hulk, have you ever been to band camp? If so, what (or who) did you do? Anything involving a flute?

HULK ONCE STUCK A FLUTE UP HIS…WAIT…THIS FAMILY SHOW.
UMM…HULK…LIKE MUSIC. AND DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WITH FLUTE TO MAKE IT
UNPLAYABLE.



MARVEL KNIGHT 2099 asked:

Hey Hulk,

What kinda pokemon are you, are you loyal through and through and do
you have a heart that’s truuuuuuuue……what kind of pokemon are you?

HULKACHU! AS IN…HULK COMIN’ ACHU! AS IN…HULK COMIN ACHU TO GET
MONEY BACK FROM LOAN HULK GAVE YOU. SERIOUSLY…HULK GOT BILLS TO PAY!!



meatloaf of darkness asked:

Hulk, please stop making me feel an emotion connection to marvel knight. I’m afraid he’s just going to end up breaking me heart.

EVERYBODY BREAK EVERYBODY HEART SOME DAY. IT JUST HOW IT GOES. HULK
REMEMBER BACK IN 1984 HULK’S HEART BROKEN BY GIRL WEARING LEG WARMERS.
HULK NOT KNOW WHY SHE WEARING LEG WARMERS…MAYBE LEGS COLD. BUT
STILL…HULK GET MISTY EVERYTIME HULK’S SEES LEG WARMERS.

AND SLIGHTLY AROUSED.

 


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