RIGHT…NOW! 
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
How come every time I asked a question, you give me horny answers? How many times did you get married, is it not enough?
HULK THINK THERE REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS. BUT…HULK NOT REASONABLE PERSON. LET’S JUST SAY THAT HULK’S BEEN MIXING UP HIS PILLS, AND THE PILLS THAT HULK SUPPOSED TO TAKE TO LOWER HULK’S BLOOD PRESSURE NOT LOWERING THINGS, AND IS IN FACT RAISING THINGS. SO…HULK HORNY. ALL THE TIME. JUST THIS MORNING…HULK MADE NEW PEEPHOLE IN HULK’S FRONT DOOR…ABOUT WAIST HIGH. IT BEAUTIFUL DAY IN HULK’S NEIGHBORHOOD.
Tom-Tom asked:
Hulk, what do you think of movie, Tropic Thunder?
HULK CONTINUE TO THINK THAT BEN STILLER BLACKMAILING HOLLYWOOD. IT ONLY WAY HULK THINK HE GET MOVIES. HULK…HULK NOT A FAN…AND HULK A BITTER PERSON. HULK BLAME BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SOMETHING ABOUT MARY. HULK WATCH MOVIE, THEN HULK ZIP BOYS INTO ZIPPER VERY NEXT DAY. HULK GOT NOBODY ELSE TO BLAME. BUT STILLLLLEEEEER!!!
Shatterstar4ML asked:
Hulk,
Who are you picking to win the Super Bowl this year?
HULK GONNA GO WITH…CHEERIOS. HULK WOULD HAVE PICKED RICE KRISPIES, BUT HULK TIRED OF HULK’S FOOD TALKING TO HULK. HULK WANT NICE QUIET BREAKFAST…BUT TLITTLE GUYS KEEP BABBLING!! RAAARGH…HULK SMASH PUNY KRISPIES!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, do you agree with me that moon pies taste like sh*t?
HULK THINK MOON PIES SHOULD TASTE LIKE…GREEN CHEESE, RIGHT? OTHERWISE, THEY NEED TO CHANGE NAME. EVERYBODY KNOW MOON MADE OF GREEN CHEESE. IT SCIENCE!
Kirk asked:
Hulk , think the patriots make the playoffs this year ?
HULK SAY THAT SINCE AMERICANS ONLY PEOPLE THAT GET TO PLAY…THEN PATRIOTS MAKE PLAYOFFS EVERY YEAR.
RAARGH, HULK WAVE FLAG!!
Chibikasai asked:
Hulk, do you agree with me that Loaf needs a kick in the nads?
IF HULK NEVER AGREE WITH ANYTHING ELSE, HULK AGREE WITH THIS. MAKE LOAF SOUND LIKE DOOFUS FROM COLDPLAY. HULK HATE HIM!!
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, why do birds suddenly appear?
BECAUSE SOMEBODY JUST GOT SHOT, AND WE IN A JOHN WOO MOVIE.
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, have you ever made a prank call pretending you’re a mime?
HOW HULK SUPPOSED TO MAKE PHONE CALL TRAPPED IN THIS BOX?
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, do you like movies about gladiators?
ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE MOVE "GLADIATOR." HULK THINK THAT IRONY, BUT HULK NOT SURE ANYMORE. AND HULK TOO LAZY TO LOOK IT UP. SO LET’S JUST SAY SURE. HULK DOES.
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
ONCE, BUT HULK NOT SEE ANY TURKEYS THERE, SO HULK JUST WALKED OUT. HUK FELT LIED TO. AND IT ON THANKSGIVING ALSO!! SO SAD, SO SAD…
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, have you ever double-posted?
NO.
NO.
Chuck20 asked:
Hulk, do you think Meatloaf is trying to insinuate something?
ONLY IF MEATLOAF TRYING TO GET "SOMETHING" PREGNANT.
Lucid Silverback esq asked:
Hulk, do you have any control over Marvel Legends retail prices at Target stores nationwide?And if so, was it in fact YOU who raised prices in a last ditch attempt to subvert that red roid rage imposter who claims your name as his own???
HULK…COMPLETELY TOTALLY INNOCENT OF TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO…NOT SUPPORT…THE RAAAARGH!!!! THE RED HULK THAT GOT HULK’S FISTS!!!! RAAARGH!!!! WHAT!!! THE!!! HELL!!!! HASBRO!!!! RED HULK GET FISTS!!!?!?!?!??!
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
THAT JUST…THAT JUST WRONG!!!!!!!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, I pulled a muscle in my taint today. Do you know of any stretches to help with this?
HULK GOT ONE. HULK SUGGEST YOU BEND OVER AND TRY TO KISS YOUR OWN…
RAAARGH, HULK OUT OF TIME, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!
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