‘CAUSE HULK EASY!!
drzenith asked:
Hulk,
With so many reality shows available, how come you never join any one of them? For instance what would you sing in American Idol, would you wear your violet pants in Survivor, would you be Joe Fixit in Apprentice?
HULK NOT GOING BACK TO REALITY TV AFTER HULK SPENT TIME IN BIG BROTHER HOUSE. NEVER MIND FACT HULK NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, HULK WAS GOING THROUGH BAD TIMES, AND NEEDED PLACE TO STAY. BUT THEY YELLED AT HULK. TOLD HULK TO GO AWAY. TOLD HULK POOL NOT TOILET. AND TO TOP IT OFF, THEY NOT AIR HULK’S PARTS, WHICH MEAN HULK NEVER GOT PAY THAT HULK TRIED TO GET. SO BAD TIME ALL AROUND. NOBODY UNDERSTAND HULK. TAKE IT FROM HULK…REALITY BLOWS!
grimace404 asked:
Dear Hulk-
For some time now, I’ve been contemplating exactly how to prepare for retirement. I still have plenty of time to go, I’m in my late twenties now, so I was curious if you’d be willing to offer your opinion as to the benefits of CD’s or mutual funds as opposed to say, real estate in today’s shaky market place.Basically, should I invest now in property while the market’s low, or diverge into something more reliable like a long term 401K plan?
…RAAARGH, HULK HAVE SACK UNDER HIS MATTRESS. DOES GRIMACE HAVE SACK UNDER HIS MATTRESS? HULK HEARD CAN’T GO WRONG WITH SACK UNDER MATTRESS. ANYTIME HULK GET MONEY, HULK TAKE SOME MONEY, AND PUT IT IN SACK UNDER MATTRESS. SOMETIMES HULK TAKE MONEY OUT OF SACK FOR RECREATION, BUT HULK ALWAYS SURE TO PUT TWICE AS MUCH MONEY BACK INTO SACK UNDER MATTRESS NEXT TIME. SURE, ONE COULD SAY HULK NOT GETTING INTEREST ON SACK, BUT…HULK PRETTY INTERESTED IN HULK’S SACK. AND HULK THINK THAT LOTS OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE A LOT OF INTEREST IN HULK’S SACK. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU WONDER. THINK ABOUT HULK’S SACK. THINK ABOUT IT!!
ricster9 asked:
Dear Hulkster, you are a large framed, beefy masculine man in the prime of his life. With such huge deltoids, triceps and Biceps, do you ever have difficulty in "Reaching around" ?
RAAARGH, HULK NOT HAVE MUCH TROUBLE WIPING WHEN HULK TAKE POOP, THANKS FOR ASKING!
ricster9 asked:
Are you threatened by the Green lantern and his superior academic abilities ?
HULK CARRIES AROUND FLASHLIGHT, HULK THINK THAT BETTER THAN LANTERN. HULK’S BATTERIES NEVER GO OUT. HULK THINK THAT PRETTY DARN SMART, IF YOU ASK HULK!
ricster9 asked:
Bacon, Beef or chicken ?
POODLE!
NimNams asked:
Hulk, should I get another tattoo?
HULK SUGGEST YOU DECORATE PENIS LIKE BARBER POLE, THAN TRY TO MAKE IT SPIN. TAKE SHOW ON ROAD, GET RICH. HULK GENIUS.
Also, how do you cure back, neck and jaw soreness at the same time?
ASK OTHER PERSON IF YOU CAN SWITCH TO USING HAND!
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulky, of Wendigo, Abomination and Wolverine which one do you like fighting the best and why?
RUNT TALKS TO MUCH, BIG FURRY GUY SAYS HIS NAME TOO MUCH. BIG GREEN GUY COOL, KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT. SHUT AND AND HIT. NOT MUCH TALKING, NOT MUCH LIFE STORY SHARING, JUST HIT. HULK CAN RESPECT THAT.
simmo asked:
Hulk
Everytime you roar, I can smell your breath from down here…why don’t you use a breath mint for God’s sake?
IT LIKE MARKING HULK’S TERRITORY. WOULD YOU LIKE HULK TO GO BACK TO THE OLD WAY THAT HULK DID THAT? HULK GOT COMPLAINTS LAST TIME…
Canongirl asked:
Hulk,
Have you been watching the olympics this time around? What is your take on Michael Phelps? And could you do me a little favor and smash the gymnastic judges? Cause that would be swell thanks 
HULK THINK THAT PHELPS GUY SCARY. HIM LOOK WEIRD WHEN HE DOES THAT SWIMMING THING. HIS BODY…MOVES NOT RIGHT. FREAKS HULK OUT. AND HULK BE GLAD TO SMASH JUDGES EVERY SICNE THEY GVE HULK 5.7 BECAUSE HULK NOT STICK LANDING. HULK STUCK IT, HULK THINK JUDGES BLIND!! BLIND!!
Discogod asked:
Hulk dearest,
Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
P.S. My dog says"hey".
WELL. THIS…EMBARRASSING. HULK…WAIT…WHY HULK’S PANTS NOT EVEN DOWN? HULK THINK THIS FRAME. WHY HULK POOP WITHOUT PULLING DOWN PANTS. HULK NOT DO THAT ANYMORE. HULK ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUL PANTS DOWN NOWADAYS. THE POST-IT NOTES HELP HULK REMEMBER.
simmo asked:
Hulk,
I’m 8/8 Foomed. How foomed are you?
HULK BAD AT MATH, BUT HULK GOT HEAD FROM SHE-HULK, SO…
…
HULK…GONNA GIGGLE FOR A WHILE…
simmo asked:
How’s your Bowel Cut holding up?
SO MUCH RED IN TOILET, IT LIKE HULK A KOOL-AID FACTORY!! HULK NEED VACATION…
RAARGH, KOOL AID!!
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