THAT JUST SILLY!!
Simun asked:
I see London, I see France, I see Hulk’s underpants!
RAAAARGH, CAN YOU SEE HULK’S EIFFEL TOWER!! RAAARGH, OHHH YEEEEEAH!
johnny_b asked:
whatever you do Hulk, do not dress like this…and do not dance like this either…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytf3gZMFkY
If you do, I will kick your big green ass.
SO…HULK NEEDS TO CANCEL FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS NOW? WELL, NOW WHAT HULK GONNA DO. SOMETIMES HULK LIKE TO LET FREAK OF OF LITTLE JAR THAT HULK KEEPS FREAK IN IN HULK’S COLD DEAD GREEN HEART. HULK GOTTA BE FREE. BUT HULK LIKES HULK’S GREEN ASS UNKICKED.
RAAARGH, HULK GOTTA DANCE!!
panther10 asked:
What toy line are you looking forward to more in the coming weeks: DCUC 3 or The Target ML?
HULK NEED GREEN LANTERN FIGURE!! IT WORKS WITH THIS THEME HULK GOT. OF GREEN. HULK COULD DO THAT JOB EASY. HULK JUST NEED FLASHLIGHT. HULK COULD BE GREEN FLASHLIGHT. IT MAKE SO MUCH SENSE, HULK WONDER WHY NOBODY THOuGHT OF IT BEFORE. HULK GONNA WRITE LETTER TO THAT GUY THAT WRITES THOSE THINGS ABOUT STUFF AND SEE ABOUT MAKING GREEN FLASHLIGHT WORK.
HULK ONTO SOMETHING!!
simmo asked:
Hulk, people who are angry are usually not very happy-go-lucky. In fact, one might even say they are overly serious.
Why so serious?
IT BECAUSE OF STARCH IN HULK’S PURPLE PANTS. HULK GOT MAJOR CHAFE ON HULK’S NONO PARTS. MAKES HULK CRANKY. HULK NEED FABRIC SOFTENER. HULK TIRED OF RASH.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Excuse me, Hulk.
Do you ever offer piggy-back rides?
YOU GOT IT. BUT IT NOT HULK’S FAULT IF YOU FALL OFF. THAT WHY HULK GOT PAPER YOU GOTTA SIGN BEFORE HULK JUMP. RAARGH, HULK SMASH LAWSUITS LEGALLY!!
Threepio asked:
Dear Hulk,
I’ve been chating with Kelgar and he is pretty sure Marvel Comics(among most other things) is sexist. Does that mean
that you are sexist too?
HULK NOT KNOW WHAT A "KELGAR" IS…BUT HULK THINK HE FAIRLY SEXIST. HULK GOT GOOD BODY, WORK OUT A LOT, AND HULK GOT PERKY ASS. SO YEAH, HULK TOTALLY SEXIST. HULK LIGHT FIRE BY STARING AT IT, HULK SO HOT!!
Avenger13 asked:
Will my zombie movie turn out better than the first Ang Lee Hulk film?
THIS DEPENDS. DO YOU HAVE JUMPING THROUGH DESERT SEEN WITH ZOMBIES? IT ALL DEPENDS ON THAT. IF NOT, MAYBE NEW SCENE CAN BE ADDED…WITH ZOMBIES JUMPING THROUGH DESERT. GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER.
Chibikasai asked:
Dear Hulk-
How much would it cost to have you smash Kelgar?
I have several rolls of pennies. Shiny pennies, Hulk.
And if you do a good job, I’ll toss in some tit shots.
…is that sexist?
Lemme know. XOXO
HMM…AGAIN HULK HEAR ABOUT KELGAR. IT STRANGE. BUT…HULK DOES LIKE SHINY THINGS. AND…HULK REALLY LIKE BOOBS. ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE SHINY. DO BOOBS HAVE TURTLE WAX ON THEM? AND IF NOT…COULD THEY? THEN HULK SMASH THINGS.
SMASH THEM GOOD!
simmo asked:
Hulk,
please don’t toss on chibi’s tit shots.
RAAARGH!! TOO LATE!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, is this hatred over kelgar a current fad that’ll fade soon or something that’ll end with kelgar being burned at the stake?
HULK STILL NOT EVEN SURE WHAT A "KELGAR" IS. IS IT NEW THING HASBRO PUTTING OUT? SOME NEW TOY? HULK NOT KNOW WHAT GOING ON HALF THE TIME, BUT NOW HULK NOT KNOW WHAT GOING ON ABOUT TWO HALFS OF THE TIME. WHICH IS…A LOT OF HALF STUFF. RAAARGH, HULK NOT GOOD AT MATH!!
spy0070 asked:
Hulk,
Can you please come to Chat and watch Kelgar one day?
Crush Kelgar to his puny senses when he gets out of hand…
I’ll give something in addition to Chibi’s bribe. 
RAAAARGH….HULK GONNA SMASH KELGAR ON PRINCIPLE NOW, AND HULK STILL NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS!! IS IT NEW COMIC? NEW MOVIE? NEW LEMON SCENTED FLOOR CLEANER?? RAAARGH, HULK NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN SO MANY BODY PARTS AS HE IS TODAY.
Popoman asked:
Hulk, give me all your lunch money.
Wait…It needs to be a question.
Hulk, will you give me all your lunch money?
BUT HULK NEEDS LUNCH MONEY TO BUY DRUGS!
WAIT…HULK MEANT LUNCH.
LUNCH IN PILL FORM.
SO…NO.
RAAARGH!! RUUUN FROM HULK!! OR…WALK SLOWLY AWAY. HULK HAPPY EITHER WAY.
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