…ANYBODY OUT THERE??? 
shpidorman asked:
Hulk, what’s your most hated supervillian?
Iron man has Iron Monger in his movie, Batman has Joker, but why choose abomination?
Personally, i hate stiltman.
IF HULK REALLY HAVE ENEMY, HULK’S ENEMY FLIMSY TOILET BOWLS!! REALLY HULK BREAK MORE BOWLS THAN GUY WITH HAMMER IN CHINA SHOP! HULK HALF TON OF SUPREME GREEN DUDE!! HULK NEED TOILET THAT CAN WITHSTAND POUNDING!! WHY TOILETS ALWAYS GOTTA GO AGAINST HULK!! WHY HULK ALWAYS CRACK BOWL, FALL IN OWN MESS!! WHY HULK’S LIFE GOTTA BE ONE THING RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER!! HULK WANT PLACE TO POOP THAT HOLD HULK’S POOP GOOD!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK!??! IS IT?!??!?
mysticmanjrf asked:
Hulk
I may or may not be your brother. And you may or may not have eaten my cookies. How do you feel about that?
HULK MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BRICK!! HULK MAY OR MAY NOT TOSS IT THROUGH SHOP WINDOW!! HULK MAY OR MAY NOT TOSS COOKIE THROUGH BROTHER!! HULK MAY OR MAY NOT TOSS BROTHER THROUGH COOKIE!! HULK MAY OR MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE! THAT HOW HULK FEEL!
Blue Manta asked:
Where’s Solomon Grundy? I really enjoyed his wit and insightful commentary. He really brought a lot of professionalism and class to your column, both of which were sorely lacking. Any chance he will be back soon? Perhaps the column could be changed to Ask Grundy with occassional guest appearences by Hulk for comic relief. You could even be his Ed McMahon. Ratings for the column might really soar then. What do you think about that?
HULK KILLED GRUNDY! BUT HULK DO IT CAREFULLY, LEAVING NO CLUE IT WAS HULK THAT KILL GRUNDY!! SO NOBODY EVER KNOW HULK IS GRUNDY’S KILLER!! HULK MASTER CRIMINAL!!
Donnyl444777 asked:
Hulk do you know much about this new brotherhood of evil mutants? Is it real or are they fakes or mind controlled because I can’t believe Moonstar would turn bad?
HULK BET ON FAKES! OR, SINCE IT MUTANTS, HULK THINK IT CLONES FROM FUTURE THAT REALLY CHILDREN OF CLONES FROM PAST!! OR…SOMETHING!! HULK HATE MUTIES!!
ricster9 asked:
"HULK BIG GREEN QUEEN, THAT’S WHO! !
So you finally admit to being a big old Mo, well done on coming out ! now questions to be asked.
Are you a top or a bottom ?
SIDE!! HULK MAY BE DOING IT WRONG, THOUGH!!
Are you leather or drag ?
HULK LIKE TO DRAG THINGS AROUND, IT FUN HOBBY!
Will and Grace or Golden Girls ?
HULK LIKE SOPHIA!! HULK THINK SHE POCKET SIZE BALL OF DYNAMITE!!
RedWhite Hankie or Yellow hankie ?
THEY ALWAYS END UP SAME COLOR WHEN HULK FINISH WITH THEM!! RAAARGH, GUESS WHAT COLOR!!
Whatcha doin saturday night ? Wink
IF WINK MEAN WHAT HULK THINK WINK MEAN, HULK THINK HULK RUNNING FROM RICSTER!!
Boy Wonder asked:
What costume do you think DCUC Zatanna should be made in?
BIRTHDAY SUIT!! POOF, WATCH HULK PULL RABBIT OUT OF HAT!!
Chancellor asked:
hulk, two of my best friends just got "together". i think i still have "feelings" for the chic best friend. i wanna do something, but it seems like the better thing to do would be to just let them be happy.
what do i do?
HULK NOT GOIN TO SAY YOU SHOULD JOIN THEM IN THREESOME…BUT THEN HULK NOT GOING TO SAY THREESOME BAD IDEA EITHER, IF YOU CATCH HULK’S DRIFT!!
CATCH IT!!!
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