IT LIKE LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY!! 
AlphaPrime asked:
I’m back again Hulk with another question.
What do you think of your new movie’s version of Abomination? was it your choice for him to look so different?
HULK THINK MOVIE PEOPLE NEED TO GET FINGERS OUT OF BUTTER. ALWAYS GOTTA MESS WITH DESIGNS. WHY GREEN GOBLIN WEAR SILLY ARMOR? WHY ABOMINATION LOOK LIKE…WHATEVER IT IS ABOMINATION LOOK LIKE? WHY KINGPIN NOT HONKEY? RAAARGH, IT CONFUSE HULK WHEN HULK WATCH MOVIE AND THINGS CHANGE. HULK LOOK AT SCREEN AND WONDER WHO PEOPLE ARE. HULK GROWS CONFUSED. AND HULK CAN’T AFFORD TO BE CONFUSED MUCH MORE.
…GRUNDY IN MOVIE YET?
RAAARGH, GRUNDY NOT POPULAR ENOUGH!!!
Also i really don’t think you’ll turn out to be a Skrull, surely they aren’t THAT stupid to just be another green person in disguise, and i doubt Tony is a Skrull either, he’s too rich and good looking and smart and so on.
AND HULK ISN’T GOOD LOOKING AND SMART AND RICH? RAAARGH, THAT LEFT OUT OF SPEECH, IT SEEM. HULK NOT GOING TO BE A SKRULL. IN FACT, HULK WRITE LETTER TO LEAVE HULK OUT OF ANY BIG EVENTS MARVEL DO FROM NOW ON. HULK SICK OF THEM. HULK WANT TO GO BACK TO SMASHING AND HAVING FUN, NOT STUPID SECRET INVASIONS THAT MESS UP CONTINUITY. HULK NOT KNOW IF HULK COMING OR GOING!!
SOLOMON GRUNDY, BORN ON A MONDAY…
RAARGH, HULK NOT HEARD THAT ENOUGH!!
Esbat asked:
Hulk, this is the best column ever. Does your cousin give you legal advice or has she found the hole in the shower yet?
COUSIN SHE-HULK FOUND HOLE IN SHOWER, CALL HULK TO FIX IT, HULK FIX HOLE. BY FIX HOLE HULK MEAN HULK COVERED WITH PIECE OF TAPE THAT REMOVE EASILY.
GRUNDY CAN LOOK TOO?
RAAARGH, GRUNDY KEEP EYES OFF HULK’S COUSIN!! HULK SMASH PUNY GRUNDY!!
GRUNDY LIKES BOOBS. GRUNDY LIKE BIG GREEN BOOBS!!
GET IN LINE!!
DarkTails asked:
Hey Hulk,
I drew this picture of you last night, it won’t win any prizes, but I thought it might cheer you up:
sorry I missed your last column, I’ve been trying to not die of a fever for the last few days, you know how it is.
RAARGH, IT MASTERPIECE, IT GOING ON HULK’S WALL
My question is, why don’t you glow anymore? You’re still radioactive right? I used to see you with glow-lines on the news in comics all the time, now you’re just green, what gives?
HULK THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH HALF LIFE. AND BY THAT HULK NOT MEAN VIDEO GAME. UNLESS THAT WHAT HULK REALLY MEAN. HULK NOT SURE ANYMORE. HULK SOMETIMES DRAWN WITH STINK LINES, THOUGH. THAT…MAKE HULK SAD.
GRUNDY THINK HULK NEED SHOWER.
HULK THINK GRUNDY BETTER SHUT BIG PALE FACE BEFORE HULK SMASH!!
GRUNDY BASH!!
HULK…HULK NOT A RHYMER. NEXT QUESTION.
Weapon XIX asked:
Hey Hulk,
Long time reader, first time questioner asker, but I’m a big fan and love your column. How do you feel about Edward Norton? Was he a good choice for your punier half? I like the choice better than Eric Bana. What did you think of Bana? I just can’t get passed the slight tilt of his head that he always has. Can the man not stand up straight?
NORTON BETTER THAN BANA, MAINLY BECAUSE NORTON LOOK LIKE WIMP, AND BANNER WIMP. BANA TOO TALL, TOO BIG, NOT WIMP. HULK LIKE TOO SAY BANNER BANA BANNER BANA BANNER BANA!!
GRUNDY PLAY TOO??
RAARGH, GRUNDY GET OWN MOVIE, HIRE OWN ACTOR!!
GRUNDY WAS IN JLU.
RAARGH, AND GRUNDY DIED!!
GRUNDY SAD NOW.
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, which is better? Scrubs or seinfeld?
RAAARGH, GOLDEN GIRLS!!
GRUNDY LIKE SEINFELD. GRUNDY COME INTO ROOMS LIKE KRAMER. GRUNDY ALWAYS KNOCK DOWN WALL. GRUNDY SPONGEWORTHY.
HULK…HULK NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
How long does it take to hard boil an egg?
HULK NEVER MAKE IT TO END. HULK ALWAYS BITE.
GRUNDY SAT ON EGG ONCE TO HATCH IT. GRUNDY’S PANTS COVERED IN EGG.
Buttmunch asked:
Hulk,
What did you think of the Incredible Hulk trailer?
HULK WISHES HULK COULD AFFORD A HOUSE, AND NOT JUST A TRAILER!!
Do you like the way they made you look?
HULK ALWAYS LIKE THE WAY HULK LOOK. HULK SEXY BEAST.
Do you think Abomination looks like a Zombie Hulk?
ABOMINATION LOOK LIKE SOMETHING FROM RESIDENT EVIL, SO THAT ABOUT RIGHT.
DOES GRUNDY GET A QUESTION, OR DOES GRUNDY SIT HERE ENTIRE TIME.
GRUNDY GETS HULK CUP OF COFFEE WHEN HULK WANTS CUP OF COFFEE!
chuck20 asked:
hulk, what ur favorite car to smash? i try to talk like you to get straight (heh) answer
THIS DEPEND. WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU DRIVE? HULK LIKE TO EXPERIMENT. HULK DOES FIND HULK GETS MASSIVE ENJOYMENT OUT OF SMASHING THOSE LITTLE RED SPORTS CARS THE MIDLIFE CRISIS GUYS GET. HULK THINK HE HELPING THEM BUILD CHARACTER.
Prodigy asked:
Hulk what’s the longest you’ve ever been on the toilet?
15 DAYS. HULK NEVER EAT MEXICAN AGAIN.
GRUNDY NO LIKE MEXICAN FOOD.
WHO SAID HULK TALKING ABOUT "FOOD"?
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, where my hoes at?
IN THE SHED, WHERE YOU LEFT THEM. HAHAHA! HULK HILARIOUS!!
GRUNDY SAW THAT COMING MILE AWAY.
QUIET WHITE HULK!! YOU SO ORIGINAL!!
GRUNDY PREDATE HULK.
HULK NOT DATE GRUNDY, HULK NOT SWING THAT WAY!!
SOLOMON GRUNDY BORN ON A MONDAY!!
GOOD FOR GRUNDY!! HULK BORED ON A SATURDAY!! QUESTIONS OVER!!
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