OR HULK GET HOSE AGAIN!!
ricster9 asked:
Dearest Hulk,
Have you ever been desperate enough to pay for it ?
HULK PAY FOR IT ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES HULK ALL ALONE, HULK THINK TO HIMSELF "HULK WANT SOME" BUT HULK HAVE NOTHING AT HOME, SO HULK HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. THAT THE WAY LIFE GOES, HULK GUESS.
WE…WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ORDERING PIZZA, RIGHT? CAUSE THAT WHAT HULK MEAN. REALLY.
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Is it true that those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t?
THIS TRUE IN MANY OCCASIONS UNLESS NAME STORM SHADOW. THEN YOU SLICE AND DICE. OR MAYBE IF YOU THAT TURTLE GUY WITH SWORD. OR GUY WESLEY SNIPES PLAYED IN MOVIE. BUT USUALLY IT LIKE IN THAT MOVIE WITH HAN SOLO WHERE HE SHOT THE GUY WITH THE BIG SWORD. IT WHEN HAN USED WHIP A LOT, AND CHEWIE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. THAT MOVIE CONFUSE HULK. WHERE MIMLEMIUM FALCON, HULK ASK HIMSELF. BUT HULK NOT ANSWER. HULK NEVER ANSWER.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Why is physical love ‘bad’ and spiritual love ‘good’ according to the people I’m asking?
THIS BECAUSE YOU ASKING WRONG PEOPLE. HULK THINK YOU NEED TO ASK OPPOSITE OF PEOPLE YOU ASKING NOW. HULK NOT SURE IF THAT MEAN PEOPLE WHO WALK ON THEIR HANDS OR NOT, BUT IT NOT A BAD IDEA IF YOU DO.
TFitz asked:
Hulk, my address is 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney Australia. Bring it if you dare. But I was just kidding about you being a dumbass. I’m sure you are quite the smart fella. Right up there with Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne, that’s for sure.
HULK ABOUT TO THANK YOU BUT THEN HULK LOOK UP THE PEOPLE YOU NAMED, THINKING MAYBE THEY ROCKET SCIENTISTS. THEY…ARE NOT ROCKET SCIENTISTS. THIS MAKE HULK ANGRY. BUT THEN HULK GOT AMUSED BY SOMETHING SHINY, AND HULK NOT ANGRY ANYMORE. MAYBE HULK REREAD QUESTION SOMETIMES AND HULK GET ANGRY AGAIN. OR NOT. NEVER KNOW HOW HULK GONNA DO IT.
Kirk asked:
do you vote republican or democrat ?
IF HULK VOTED–WHICH HULK DOESN’T CAUSE HULK DOSN’T REGISTER FOR THINGS–HULK WOULD VOTE FOR GREEN PARTY.
OH COME ON. NOBODY CAN TELL HULK THAT YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING!!
AF asked:
Hulk —
Bwahahaha. You’re afraid of Norton’s good looks over-running yours, aren’t you? Don’t be a sissy.
RAARGH!! HULK SMASH PUNY NORTON!!
So, that brings me to the next question….Norton or Downey, Jr? Who’ll be a better superhero?
NORTON DO GOOD JOB, BUT HUOLK ADMIT HULK WATCH IRON MAN TRAILER 300 TIMES. DOWNEY JR. ONE SEXY BASTARD. HULK MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT. HULK BE THERE OPENING DAY, WITH FLOWERS, EVEN, HOPING DOWNEY THERE. WAIT…DID HULK SAY THAT OUT LOUD. NO…HULK TYPING. GOOD.
Simun asked:
I heard Iron Man will be making a cameo in your movie but I haven’t heard about you making one in his. Why are you being a selfish jerk?
HULK WAITING FOR INVITATION, BUT IT NEVER CAME. WE HAD DEAL. BUT HULK WAIT, CHECK MAIL…NOTHING COME. HULK THINK TIN MAN WAS JUST KIDDING WHEN HE SAID "I’LL CALL YOU." NOT FIRST TIME!!
DarkTails asked:
Hey Hulk, I heard you were allergic to clothes, is this true? Or do you just like being naked? Or better yet, why am I looking at naked pictures of you? Oh dear…
HULK WAS JUST OUT OF COLLEGE AND HAD LOANS!! HULK NOT EVEN SURE WHERE YOU GOT THEM, HULK HAD LAWYER SHUT DWN SITE HULK SOLD THEM TO. DAMN INTERNET. HULK’S PRIVATE LIFE A SHAM!!
Discogod asked:
Hulkie,
I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but I think it’s time we put that behind us and moved on.
NOTHING HULK LIKE BETTER THAN MAKING PEACE!!
Anywhoo, I’ve got a friend who’d dying to meet you… I think you’d make the perfect couple. He’s quite the catch…
Want me to introduce you?
THAT NICE GESTURE DISCOGUY. HULK WOULD LOVE TO…WAIT…DID HULK HEAR RIGHT? DID DISCOGUY SAY "HE".RAAARGH, HULK NOT ROLL THAT WAY, HULK NOT CARE WHAT WAS IN THOSE PICTURES!! THEY WERE ARTISTIC!! HULK LIKE CHICKS!!
WOMEN!! HOOTERS!! HULK ALL UP IN IT AND THEN SOME!! RAAARGH, HULK HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!! WITH A WOMAN!! AND A REAL ONE TOO!! AND HULK NOT PAY HER!!
RAARGH…HULK LIFE SUCH A LIE…
RAAARGH, HULK GONNA GO EAT ICE CREAM NOW.
Additional Links-