OR LEASE! OR…FOR SALE TO HIGHEST BIDDER!
CaptainMark-Vell asked:
Dear Hulk,
Now that Mary Jane is single, you going after that?
HULK GONNA SAY NO, FOR SIMPLE REASON THAT HULK NEVER PLANT RUTABAGAS
IN THE SAME GARDEN TWICE. AND WHAT HULK MEANS WHEN HULK SAY THAT IS
THAT HULK ALREADY HIT THAT. IT DURING TIME WHEN THEY SEPARATED, AND MJ
IN HOLLYWOOD. HULK WAS THERE AT SAME TIME, DRINKS WERE HAD, STUFF WAS
SAID, THINGS WERE PLACED IN PLACES, AND HULK NEVER LOOK BACK.
…
OH HELL, WHAT HULK SAYING. HULK NOT HAD DATE IN MONTHS, MAYBE HE GIVE POOR DEVIL-SCREWED-OVER WOMAN ANOTHER CHANCE.
AND WHEN SHE SAY "OH, HULK, HOW IT SO BIG? HULK SAY "IT MAGIC BABY! HULK NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT!!"
NewGoblin23 asked:
Dear Hulk,
Iron Man’s movie is getting alot of media attention, its being called
one of the biggest films of 08 but I have yet to hear anything about
your film. Why is this?
RAAARGH, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS A BASTARD! HE OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS FROM
THAT TIME HULK HID HIS STASH. BUT HULK THINK IT BECAUSE HULK’S MOVIE
LIKE A RERUN, EXCEPT NOT. HULK A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT IT. HULK
REMEMBER OTHER MOVIE, BUT NOW HULK SUPPOSED TO FORGET. WHICH…IS EASY
FOR HULK TO DO, BECAUSE HULK FORGETS LOTS OF THINGS. BUT HULK STILL
REMEMBER NICK NOLTE. HULK NOT EVER FORGET HIM. RAARGH, HULK HOPE CAMEO
IN STARK’S MOVIE PAY WELL. HULK GET FEELING HE NOT GET ANOTHER CHANCE.
And while were talking about movies, how do you feel about alvin and the chipmunks? Did you see it? Like it?
HULK CHILDHOOD WAS CORED OUT LIKE AN OLD APPLE!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Why is it that a fine is a tax for doing wrong and a tax is a fine for doing well?
HULK GOT BETTER QUESTION. WHY IS IT WHEN YOU’RE WELL, YOU FEEL GOOD,
BUT WHEN YOU’RE GOOD, YOU FEEL WELL, BUT WHEN YOU’RE STANDING AT A
WELL, YOU FEEL THE NEED TO THROW A PENNY IN BUT WHEN YOU’RE STANDING ON
TOP OF A PENNY YOU NEED TO FEEL WELL AND THEN WHEN YOUR PENNY FEELS
WELL THEN YOU’RE FINE, AND THEN YOU GET FINED FOR FEELING AS FIT AS A
FIDDLE? HUH? WHY IS THAT? TELL HULK WHY!!
strap3.0 asked:
Dear Hulk,
My Girlfriend is REALLY mad at me right now. how do I make her not mad at me anymore?
SEND HER TO HULK. HULK MAKE GIRLFRIEND NOT FEEL ANGRY ANYMORE. HULK
HAVE WAY WITH WOMEN. HULK AWESOME LIKE THAT. SO YEAH, SEND WOMAN TO
HULK. IN FACT, SEND ALL WOMEN TO HULK.
HULK SO LONELY…
Simun asked:
remember the time I caught you drinking out of the toilet? That was gross
REMEMBER TIME HULK SHOVED YOU IN TOILET AND THEN FLUSHED? THAT WAS
AWESOME. HAHAHAHA, HULK HAVE LAST LAUGH. IT LIKE HULK EVIL GENIUS. LIKE
LEX LUTHOR. EXCEPT HULK TO HAVE TO CONTEND WITH MAN IN TIGHTS. UNLESS
YOU COUNT EVERY OTHER FRIDAY, WHEN HULK DOES THAT LITTLE JOB HULK DOES
FOR MINIMAL PAY. BUT HULK NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
TFitz asked:
Hulk, were you ever a member of the Green Berets?
HULK NOT LIKE HATS. HULK NOT HAT PERSON. ALSO, HULK NOT FRENCH. AND
HULK NOT LIKE TO DRESS IN COLOR HULK’S SKIN IS. IT TACKY. HULK LIKE A
NICE PURPLE. OR SOMETIMES BLUE, DEPENDING ON HULK’S MOOD.
Heli88 asked:
Dear Hulk,
I keep finding disappointment with the new toys I buy.
Is there a great line that I should try?
HULK HAS NEW LINE COMING OUT SOON. MAYBE THAT BE WHAT YOU NEED. IF
NOT, TRY DCUC. IF YOU NOT LIKE THAT, THEN YOU IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE, AND
SHOULD GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH LOGS. LOGS NEVER DISAPPOINT. YOU CAN
BUILD CABIN. AND…BIGGER CABIN. AND SOMETIMES OUTHOUSE.
NimNams asked:
Hulk, are you what you eat?
HULK HOPE NOT, BECAUSE TODAY HULK WOULD BE A BACON CHEESEBURGER, A
BAG OF BEEF JERKY, A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS, A CHEESE PIZZA, AND A LABRADOR.
HULK WANT TO EXPLAIN THAT LAST ONE, BUT IT TIME FOR NEXT QUESTION…
Kirk asked:
HULK , do you cry ?
HULK ONLY CRY IF HULK HEAR THAT SONG THAT MAKE HULK CRY, BUT HULK NOT
GOING TO SAY WHAT SONG IS, BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE THINK HULK WUSS. HULK
GIVE HINT, THOUGH. IT THE SONG THE FROG GUY SING. HULK FEEL YOUR PAIN,
LITTLE FROG GUY!
or vote ?
OH NO. HULK VOTED ONCE. HULK’S MAN LOST. THIS TAUGHT HULK VALUABLE
LESSON. IF AT FIRST YOU LOSE LIKE BIG SAD LOSER, THEN NEVER TRY AGAIN,
CAUSE LIFE FULL OF BITTER SACK OF SUCK, AND HULK CAN’T TAKE THAT SACK
OF SUCK ON THE BUS!
or eat bugs ?
HULK ONLY DID THAT ONCE, ON A DARE. THEY SAID STINKBUG ONLY NAME, MEAN NOTHING. OH, THEY LIE TO HULK.
THEY LIE SO MUCH…
TFitz asked:
Hulk, I thought you were warned about steroids. Explain this pic:
Also, what’s up with your twig and berries? Your berries grew like crazy, but where’s your twig??
HULK
CAN EXPLAIN. HULK WENT THROUGH SMALL PERIOD IN HULK’S LIFE WHERE HULK
FELT FAT. HULK NEEDED TO FEEL PRETTY. HULK KNEW A GUY WHO KNEW A GUY.
HULK NOT PROUD. AND HULK’S TWIG IS THERE. FOR SOME REASON HULK’S TWIG
AND BERRIES CHANGED PLACES. THINGS WENT BACK TO NORMAL AFTER HULK DROP
MEDS. BUT IT MADE FOR INTERESTING BATHROOM EXPERIENCE. HULK STILL THINK
ABOUT IT. AND SHUDDER.
GAH, HULK CAN’T STOP STARING!
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