{mosimage}HULKBRO ARE KILLING TEH LINE!!??!!
AlphaPrime asked:
Thanks for the advice from last time Hulk, Hulk made sense for a
change(kinda), so i’ll wait and see what happens, would need a job
first anyway hehe.Oh and by the way, i heard Tony Stark say he was the
real president of Marvel so take that with a grain of salt if you will.
HULK…MADE SENSE? HULK FEEL LITTLE SCARED BY DISTURBING EVENT. AND
HULK NOT GET SCARED. UNLESS YOU COUNT THAT TIME HULK SET UP ON DATE
WITH PHYLLIS DILLER IN SEVENTIES. HULK ASK DILLER WHEN HER FACE GOT HIT
BY GAMMA RAYS. DILLER HIT HULK. HULK NOT GO ON BLIND DATES AGAIN,
UNLESS HULK REALLY BLIND.
AND STARK PRESIDENT OF MARVEL EXPLAIN SO MUCH. LIKE RED HULK. NEXT
THERE BE RED AND YELLOW HULK. WHY NOT MAKE HULK IRON HULK, JUST BE DONE
WITH IT? RAARGH, HULK BITTER OVER ENDING OF WORLD WAR HULK.
simmo asked:
Quiet week huh? What’s on your mind?
HULK GLAD YOU ASK. HULK HAVE MANY THOUGHTS ON HULK’S MIND.
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ONE SECOND. HULK HAD A THOUGHT. HULK KNOW IT THERE SOMEWHERE.
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HULK GET BACK TO YOU?
Pendragon Concepts asked:
Hulk,
Can you smash someone to get New Custom Tuesday back?
Please!
HULK CUSTOMIZED TUESDAY INTO A NEW DAY OF THE WEEK. AT LEAST, THAT
WHAT HULK TELL SELF. REALLY HULK JUST MISSPELL TUESDAY ON HIS CHECKS.
DAY AFTER MONDAY NOW "TOOSDAY" IT CUSTOMIZED TO HULK’S LIKING NOW. HULK
HOPE THAT WHAT QUESTION WAS ABOUT. IF NOT…HULK SHRUG MASSIVE
SHOULDERS.
chuck20 asked:
Hulk, if you destroy my school, I won’t have to take finals. Please say you’ll do it.
THIS NOT GENERALLY FALL UNDER HULK’S LIST OF THINGS TO DO, BUT HULK
DO WHAT HULK AN TO PREVENT EDU…EDU…LEARNIFYING. HULK NEVER "GOT"
SCHOOL. HULK THINK STREET SMARTS WAY TO GO. EVERYTHING HULK KNOW, HULK
LEARNED BY SMASHING. HULK JUST BEEN HANDED MEMO.
RAARGH, STAY IN SCHOOL! DON’T DO DRUGS!
WAIT…WHY TOP OF MEMO SAY "MR. T?" HULK READING RECYCLED SCRIPTS NOW?
RAAARGH, STUPID WRITER’S STRIKE! THEY TOLD HULK HULK WOULDN’T BE
AFFECTED!!
Chase asked:
*looks at chuck’s avatar*
Hulk, is there such a thing as "too big"?
IF HULK UNABLE TO BREATHE, HULK THINK THAT MAJOR WARNING SIGN.
Simun asked:
should I go with leopard skin or zebra print for my rug? which is more shagadelic?
helpfully, simmo added:
Just to help you out Hulk, some comparison pics:
HULK THINK IT SHAME HE-MAN WENT BALD. HULK HEAR IT HAPPEN TO LOT OF
EIGHTIES STARS. HULK THINK ZEBRA RUG SAY THINGS GO TWO WAYS, RIGHT WAY
WRONG WAY. HULK THINK LEOPARD RUG SAY "I SWING LOTS OF WAYS." HULK
SUGGEST LEOPARD. HULK HEARD THINGS. HULK WAG LARGE GREEN FINGER AT SOME
OF THINGS HE HEARD, TOO.
chuck20 asked:
hulk, why is chase so afraid of accepting what he knows is oh so right?
HULK THINK CHASE HAD BAD DATE ONCE, WENT WRONG, TURNED BLUE. IT HAPPENS.
IF NOBODY KNOW WHAT QUESTION ABOUT, IT ABOUT WHAT ALL THINGS ARE ABOUT.
BOOBIES. HULK LIKE WORD BOOBIES. SOMETIMES HULK SHOUT IT ON THE BUS. OR
TRAIN. OR IN MCDONALD’S. RAAARGH, THEY SAY THEY TAKE HULK’S ORDER, THAT
WHAT HULK WANT!! RAAARGH, HULK LOVIN’ IT!!
Pendragon Concepts asked:
Hulk,
If it’s bigger than a grapefruit, are you really risking a sprained tongue?
HULK THINK SOME THINGS WORTH THE GAMBLE. TONGUES HEAL. MEMORIES LAST FOREVER.
HULK THINK HULK STILL TALKING ABOUT BOOBIES. RAARGH, PG-13!! PG-13!!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hi Hulk.
As you know from previous Hulk question/answer sessions, I do a little side work as a heroic-type from time to time.
Well, this bloke here on the Fwoosh suggested he and I team up to combat crime and injustice.
Much like yourself, I usually roll solo but am not adverse to a little help if it means gettin’ the job done.
You have been known to team-up from time to time in your career.
Often, with some of the most awesome superheros on the planet!
With all your experience, how do you feel about team-ups?
TEAM-UPS ALWAYS START SAME WAY. THEY TICK OFF HULK, HULK TRY TO
SMASH THEM FOR BEING DOUCHEBAG, THEN HULK SAVE DAY, AND OTHER GUY GET
CREDIT, WHILE HULK GET PIE IN FACE. HULK THINK TEAM-UPS STINK. BUT THAT
MAY BE ‘CAUSE HULK WHAT PSYCH…PSYCHI…SHRINK SAY "ANTI-SOCIABIBBLE"
BAH!
And, what do you know about this "Discogod" fella?
Is he skilled at administering a critical beatdown???
HULK TEAMED UP WITH DISCOGOD ONCE. HULK END UP FACE DOWN IN PUDDLE
OF HULK’S OWN PUKE, WHILE DISCO-BOY STOLE HULK’S GIRL. RAAARGH,
TEAM-UPS LOUSY!!! DON’T TRUST HIM!!
Thank you for your time.
DON’T TRUST DISCODUDE!!
GRANDPA asked:
hulk
how to you stuff your turkey????
GENTLY, AND WITH LOVE! GOBBLE GOBBLE OOOOOH YEAH!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
What are you thankful for?
THAT HOLE IN SHE-HULK’S SHOWER!! RAARGH, HULK NOT NEED QUARTERS!!
hellspawn
Dear HULK,
I heard the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Is that true?
OKAY, HULK TAKE BACK PREVIOUS STATEMENT. HULK WANT TO TEAM UP WITH
sANTA CLAUS. SANTA, IF YOU READING HULK, CALL HULK. HULK WAN TTO HELP
DELIVER PRESENTS. HULK NOT HAD DATE IN WHILE! HULK EVEN WEAR THE EARS!!
RAARGH, HULK NAUGHTY AND NICE AT SAME TIME!!
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