THIS NOT DRILL! GET UNDER DESKS!!
simmo asked:
Hulk
Do your feet get tired? Why don’t you wear shoes? Want a nice pair of Nikes?
HULK HAD CONTRACT WITH NIKE IN EIGHTIES. CALLED THEM AIR HULKS. EVERY KID WANTED PAIR OF AIR HULK. EVERY PAIR GREEN. BIGWIGS INSISTED HULK WEAR SHOES IF WANTED BIG SALES. KIDS SEE HULK WEAR THEM, THEY WANT TO WEAR THEM. CALLED HULK BIG GREEN HIPPIE. SO HULK WEAR SHOES. SIZE 68 WIDE AIR HULKS. HULK FELT HIP AND WITH IT, WALK DOWN STREET WITH HEAD HELD HIGH. THEN SOME KID SAID "ARE THOSE SHOES OR DID YOU STEP ON A MOTORBOAT?" WORDS HURT HULK. HULK PROCEED TO SMASH KID, THEN HULK QUIT. HULK NOT GO BACK TO SHOES AGAIN. WORDS HURT HULK.
And is it pronounce Nyke or Nik-ey?
HULK PRONOUNCE THEM "NICHOLAS" BUT THIS MAY BE ‘CAUSE HULK NOT SMART.
AlphaPrime asked:
Hulk who’s better, Bumblebee or Waspinator?
HULK LIKE BUG CAR GUY. HULK LIKE HIS ATTITUDE. HULK TALKING ABOUT CARTOON, THOUGH, NOT MOVIE. AT LEAST, NOT LIVE ACTION MOVIE. HULK NOT DIG SPORTS CAR BUMBLEBEE. THINK IT DEFEATS PURPOSE. HULK THINK MICHAEL BAY MISS POINT ALSO. ALSO THINK HE SNIFFING TOO MUCH GLUE. HULK MET BAY AFTER HULK BIG MOVIE COME OUT. CALLED HULK "INCREDIBLE BULK". HULK JUST…NOT AMUSED AT ALL.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Are you still contemplating adopting britney spear’s kids or is it in the courts now and out of your hands?
HULK NOT GOING NEAR ANYTHING THAT COME OUT OF BRITNEY’S AREA. HULK NOT GOING NEAR ANYTHING THAT GO IN BRITNEY’S AREA EITHER. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TRY TO HIGH FIVE HULK ONCE AT PARTY AT HEF’S HOUSE. HULK SCRUBBED HAND FOR HOUR AFTERWARDS.
by the way how is Anna Nicole’s lil baby?
RAAARGH! DELICIOUS WITH SALT!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
HULK KNOW YOU WANT HULK TO SAY "TESTICLE" BUT HULK NOT GONNA DO IT. HULK NOT STRAIGHT MAN. WAIT…YEAH, HULK STRAIGHT MAN.
RAAARGH HULK GONNA GET QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT ON THAT ONE!!
Pendragon Concepts asked:
Hulk,
What do you have to say about this:
Why are you red?
Are you taking steroids, because in the picture, you look like you are.
HULK THINK MAREL THINK HULK AN M&M. HULK NOT COME IN COLORS. HULK ONE COLOR. GREEN. OCCASIONALLY GREY. BUT THAT MORE A SHADE THAN COLOR, HULK THINK. BUT HULK THINK MARVEL RUN OUT OF IDEAS. THIS RED HULK IMPOSTOR BETTER NOT STEP ON HULK’S GAME. HULK GOT GOOD THING GOING HERE. NOT GONNA GET SCREWED OVER BY SOME PRIMARY COLOR HULKY-COME-LATELY.
AND THAT HULK LOOK LIKE HE GOT CAUGHT IN ‘ROID BOMB, NOT GAMMA BOMB. RAARGH, DUDE NEED TO CALM DOWN!!
Ramny asked:
If Bruce Banner were Irish, what would you sound like? How about olde English?
RAARGH, HULK NOT SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES. HULK THINK HE JUST MAKE MORE REFERENCES TO LEPRECHAUNS, OR HULK TOSS IN A "THEE" EVERY NOW AND THEN. HULK FOOL EVERYONE THEN. HULK CAN’T WAIT TO GO TO PUB. LEPRECHAUN! HULK FAN OF IRISH…ER..STUFF. LEPRECHAUN!
HULK FOOL EVERYONE! THEE! LEPRECHAUN! RAARGH!
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Sir Hulk,
Do you have any plans to celebrate Halloween?
Are you planning on wearing a costume?
If so, what are you going as???
HULK GONNA GO AS SCARIEST THING HULK CAN THINK OF! HULK GONNA DRESS UP AS NEW HASBRO ELBOW JOINT. HAHA HULK MAKE TOPICAL HUMOR JOKE! HULK GONNA BE UNABLE TO RING DOORBELLS!! HAHAHAHA! HULK HAVE INFERIOR RANGE OF MOVEMENT!! HAHAHA!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Dear Hulk,
has Neal Patrick Harris let you down in the past? How do you prepare for the inevitable?
ONE TIME HULK WALK UP TO HIM, SAY "DOOGIE, HULK GOT PERSISTENT PAIN IN SIDE, WHAT DOOGIE THINK IT IS?" DOOGIE CALL HULK IDIOT AND TELL HIM HE NOT DOOGIE. THEN HE BITCH-SLAP HULK AND STEAL HULK’S NEWSPAPER, SO HULK NOT ABLE TO READ FUNNIES. HE WALKED AWAY, HULK SCREAMING AFTER HIM "DOOGIE!! DOOGIE!!" THEN HULK GOT MIDDLE FINGER, AND DOOGIE GOT IN CAB.
HULK CAREFULLY PREPARING COME BACK FOR IF HULK SEE DOOGIE AGAIN. FEUD NOT OVER, HOWSER! NOT BY LONG SHOT!!
simmo asked:
Who is the greatest comic book writer of all time: Brian Bendis or Mark Millar? It has to be one of those guys.
HULK GOT BETTER IDEA THAN THOSE TWO. HULK TAKE TWELVE MONKEYS. HULK PUT THEM IN ROOM. HULK TELL THEM TO WRITE COMIC. AT END OF DAY, HULK READ WHAT THEY WROTE. IT GIBBERISH, CAUSE THEY MONKEYS.
RAAARGH!!! AT LEAST THE MONKEYS GOT AN EXCUSE!!!
Simun asked:
What’s with all the roids?
and does preparation H work?
IT WORK FOR BATMAN!!AT LEAST, HULK THINK THAT HOW IT GO…NOW HULK IMAGINE BATMAN SMEARING PREPARATION H ON HIMSELF FOR FIGHT.