SO HULK TAKE THEM OFF!!
simmo asked:
Hulk, I’m willing to bet that you don’t even know what the "cube" in "Rubik’s Cube" means, do you?
And what is the sound of one man fapping?
RAAARGH, HULK KNOW CUBE. IT THAT RAPPER. HE GO BY ICE CUBE, BUT RUBIK HIS REAL NAME. YOU CAN’T FOOL HULK. HULK ON TO YOU.
AND SOUND OF ONE MAN FAPPING DEPEND ON MAN. IF IT HULK, THEN IT SOUND LIKE OLD MAN TRYING TO GET OUT OF COMFY CHAIR. HULK NOT KNOW WHY THIS IS, BUT HULK REALLY LIKE HIS CHAIR. HULK GOT SPECIALLY MADE LA Z BOY. IT LA Z HULK. CAUSE HULK NOT BOY. HULK HULK.
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
HULK THINK THIS MAKE ‘BOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS ANYTHING. HULK THINK IT GO ON SAME PRINCIPAL AS BLIND MAN AT STRIP JOINT THAT GETS ARRESTED FOR GROPING THE STRIPPERS. MAN SAYS IT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN ENJOY SHOW. HULK TRY THIS ONCE, WORE BIG STEVIE WONDER SUNGLASSES. HULK MAKE SOUND LIKE GETTING UP OUT OF CHAIR MANY TIMES THAT NIGHT.
VeeBee asked:
C’mon Hulk, it is okay to admit it- Deathstroke is cooler than Deadpool, right? I mean you are old school, yes? You can apprciate the O.G. Merc. The original
is better than a copy of Liefeldian proportions. Wouldn’t you agree?
WHICH ONE SLEEP WITH THAT TEENAGE GIRL? AND WHICH ONE NOT SHOVE STOP SIGN THROUGH HULK? IF ANSWER TO BOTH IS DEATHSTROKE, THEN HULK GOTTA GO WITH HIM. PLUS, LIEFELD SCREWED HULK OVER IN NINETIES. STILL OWE HULK FREE PAIR 501 JEANS. HULK WRITE LETTERS, LIEFELD NEVER GET BACK TO HULK. ONE DAY HULK GOT COPY OF YOUNGBLOOD #1 IN MAIL. NO RETURN ADDRESS. HULK KNOW IT HIM. IT LIKE MAIL BOMB, EXCEPT NO EXPLOSION, JUST BUNCH OF SUCK. HULK HATE LIEFELD!!!
TFitz asked:
Hulk, have you ever shoved a chunk of coal up your behind and squeezed real hard to try to make a diamond?
HULK DID THIS ONCE. BUT IT NOT WORK LIKE HULK EXPECT. HULK END UP FARTING BLACK DUST FOR WEEK. HULK DIDN’T GET DIAMOND, HE JUST GOT NEW NICKNAME. BLACK DUST FARTER MAN. OKAY, SO HULK CAME UP WITH THIS NICKNAME HIMSELF. HULK NEVER SAID HULK WAS TOO BRIGHT. BUT WHAT HULK LACK IN SMART, HULK MAKE UP FOR IN OTHER AREAS. LIKE ABILITY TO FART BLACK DUST.
Ramny asked:
Hey Hulk,
You think Lou Ferrigno did you justice? And whatever happened to those TV execs who renamed you David ’cause they thought Bruce was too gay?
HULK THINK FERRIGNO DID OKAY. COULD HAVE USED MORE STEROIDS, THOUGH. AND HULK LAUGH AT THE EXECS. THEY NEVER HEARD OF LITTLE MAN NAMED BRUCE WAYNE WHO HAD SHOW IN SIXTIES?? OH, SURE HE GOT COMICAL SIDEKICK WITH SHORT SHORTS, DRESS IN SKIN TIGHT COSTUME AND GO OUT A LOT AT NIGHT WITH HIM, BUT…
HULK HAD A POINT THERE, BUT HULK FORGOT IT.
SYNNER asked:
Hulk,
I asked a friend a question earlier and his response was "Does a bear dump in the woods?" I don’t know that much about the woods…. or bears for that matter, but since you spent some time in the Canadian woods running around with Wolverine and Wendigo, maybe you could help me with the answer.
Does a bear drop off the Cleveland Browns in the woods?
What if he was a bear in the zoo? Do the zoo keepers allow bears hall passes to do the doo?
RAAARGH, BEARS MYSTERIOUS THINGS. HULK SEE THOSE COMMERCIALS, APPARENTLY BEARS POOP BEHIND TINY TREES, AND THEN USE TOILET PAPER. COMMERCIAL ALWAYS EMBARASS HULK. NOT SO MUCH FOR HULK, BUT FOR BEAR. BECAUSE EVERYONE WANT PRIVACY WHEN THEY POOP. THEY DON’T GET THAT IN ZOOS. THEY GET SMALL, UNDERSIZED TOILETS, LIKE IN JAILS.
HULK WENT TO ZOO ONCE, SAW BEARS SITTING AROUND, KIND OF SAD, LOOKING AT SMALL LITTLE METAL TOILETS. HULK TRIED FEED BEAR AN APPLE, BUT BEAR JUST SHOOK HEAD AND WALKED AROUND.
HULK NEVER SAW YOGI POOP.
Simun asked:
What is the best way to fight foot odor? how about tooth decay?
HULK KNOW YOU WANT HULK TO SAY REMOVE TEETH AND FEET, BUT HULK NOT GONNA DO THIS. INSTEAD, HULK SUGGEST KILL SELF. DON’T LET DRUG STORES WIN.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk, have you ever found yourself so joyously entertained with a given presentation, that you begin to applaud and inadvertently wreak havoc with an
accidental barrage of sonic booms???
ONE TIME HULK WAS ASKED TO GIVE PRESENTATION AT LIBRARY THEY NAMED AFTER HULK. IT CALLED THE "HULK LIBRARY". EVEN THOUGH HULK’S READING SKILLS IFFY AT BEST. MAYOR MADE SPEECH. HULK CLAPPED. LIBRARY GO BOOM. NOT HULK’S PROUDEST DAY. HULK STILL HAVE COPY OF GREEN EGGS AND HAM. LATE FEES PILING UP.
simmo asked:
Is the grapefruit king of the citrus fruits?
YOU’D THINK SO, BUT ACTUALLY IT THE KUMQUAT.
SAY IT WITH HULK.
KUMQUAT.
KING KUMQUAT.
PUNY GRAPEFRUIT GOT NOTHING ON KUMQUAT!!
Discogod asked:
Hulk,
Is one in the stink really worth 2 in the pink?
THIS DEPEND ENTIRELY ON THE PINK AND THE STINK, HULK THINK. HAHA, HULK MADE RHYME THERE. HULK LIKE RHYME. LIKE RHYMING ORANGE WITH LOZENGE. OR LOZENGE WITH LORENZO LAMAS! OR LAMAS WITH DALAI LAMA. NOW THERE A MAN WHO KNOW ABOUT RHYMES.
HULK KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS!!
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