RAAARGH, NUMBER IS ELEVENTEEN, YOU LOSE!
ERR…HULK ALSO GOT GUEST STAR. BIZARRO FOUND WAY BACK. THIS MAKE HULK SAD.
bizarro am sad too!
RAAAARGH HULK SIGH!!
simmo asked:
Hulk,
Why do I have so many questions and so few answers?
HULK THINK THIS BECAUSE YOU READING ENCYCLOPEDIA UPSIDE DOWN. THAT HAPPEN TO HULK ALL THE TIME.
that answer am so logical bizarro’s head am blowed up. bizarro think hulk am super genius.
RAAAGH, HULK HATE BACKWARDS SUPERMAN!! HULK GOT PROBLEMS ENOUGH!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Do hermits have peer pressure?
RAARGH, THAT DO IF THEY HERMAN’S HERMITS. HULK HEAR HERMAN VICIOUS TASKMASTER!
me am no fan of music. bizarro listen to radio never time. Me like am stations the best.
HULK HATE JAMES BLUNT!
bizarro save blunt if caught in fire.
THAT BACKWARDS, RIGHT?
Left!
RARGH!
xAngelx asked:
Hey Hulk, why am I depressed all the time?
HULK THINK YOU NEED INVOLVEMENT, LIKE CHARLIE BROWN. HULK THINK YOU NEED TO GET INVOLVED WITH CHRISTMAS PLAY, GET FRIENDLY BEAGLE THAT CAN IMITATE SHEEP, AND FIND GIRL WITH NATURALLY CURLY HAIR. THEN FIND BROKE CHRISTMAS TREE, KILL IT. THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. TRY AND DO IT ALL IN HALF HOUR, HULK GOT LIMITED ATTENTION SPAN. IN FACT, HULK ALREADY FORGOT WHAT QUESTION WAS ABOUT, BUT NOW HULK WONDERING HOW CAVEMEN GOT OWN TELEVISION SHOW. HULK NEED TO SWITCH TO GEICO. HULK LIKE THAT GECKO. HULK THINK HE COOL. CAUSE HE GREEN.
bizarro am not never sad. bizarro am not never unhappy all non time.
YOU MAKE HULK SAD!!
Chase asked:
Dearest Hulk,
If you were a food, what would you be, and who would you like to eat you?
HULK LIKE TO BE JOE QUESADA’S MID-MORNING, PRE BRUNCH SNACK. HULK THINK IT BURRITO. AND THAT JUST SO HULK CAN TELL QUESADA TO "BITE ME!"
Discogod asked:
Hulk,
Do you think Gordon Brown should call an election now, when his ratings are high?
HULK THINK HE SHOULD STRIKE WHILE IRON HOT! HULK NOT REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT HULK ALWAYS WANT TO SAY IT. HULK NOT KNOW WHO STRIKING PEOPLE WITH HOT IRONS, BUT IT SOUNDS UNFRIENDLY. HULK LIKE TO MEET THAT GUY, SEE HOW HE LIKE HOT IRON IN FACE. HULK GOT SOME SHIRTS NEED PRESSING, MAYBE HULK FIX THEM UP WHILE HULK GOT HOT IRON.
HULK THINK HE MIXED UP WORDS AGAIN. HULK’S BRAIN LIKE BLENDER.
bizarro’s brain am like dvd copy of beaches. bizarro am wind beneath him wings!
DON’T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME. STUPID IS CATCHING!
Also, what’s your favourite flavour of Jolly Rancher? I’m betting it’s apple. ‘Cause it’s green. Like Hulk. Right? I
prefer cherry.
HULK LANDED IN MIDDLE OF RANCHERS THE OTHER DAY WHILE HULK LEAPING ACROSS MONTANA. HULK GOTTA SAY, THEY NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT AT ALL.
me am not fond of grape. bizarro hate grape, and toaster. toaster taste great!
Chase asked:
Ah yes, speaking of which, Hulkster, if you were to caramelize something, what would it be, and would you eat it? ;o
HULK LIKE TO CARAMELIZE GENERAL ROSS!! BUT HULK NOT THINK HULK COULD EAT IT. HULK PREFER TO BREAK IT UP AND GIVE IT TO ORPHANS.
Simun asked:
Can you drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without vomiting? I heard it can’t be done
JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG, HULK JUST TRIED THIS. DRINKING CAN BE DONE. HOLDING IT IN…RAARGH, CLEAN UP ON AISLE HULK!
bizarro am not covered in milk now. me am fond of our time together, and not wish harm come to you.
RAAARGH, GONNA NEED HOSE!
Heli88 asked:
In a related topic, can you eat six Saltines in under a minute?
HULK AFRAID TO TRY THIS, SINCE MILK INCIDENT TURN OUT SO VERY VERY WRONG.
me am wondering why hulk not got chain to turn lightbulb off in hulk head, when hulk got idea.
RAARGH YOU SUCK SUPERMAN LITE! HULK HATE YOU!
me am feel fondly for you as well, purple guy!
HULK NOT PURPLE! HULK GREEN!
tangerine!
RAAARGH!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Why did Alfred Nobel invent dynamite?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
Chase asked:
Why did Jimmie J.J. Walker say, "Dynomite!" It’s spelled "dynamite." Do you think the writers did that as social
commentary on the illiteracy of blacks? Coincidentally, do you like the band Scorpions? They had a single called
"Dynamite." If Dynamite Kid had more modern entrance music…
ERRR…TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!?!?!
HULK LET BIZARRO FIELD THIS ONE. HEY STUPID. ANSWER QUESTION.
bizarro found penny in seat cushion.
PUT HER BACK! THAT HULK’S DATE FROM LAST NIGHT, PENNY’S SLEEPING IT OFF!
bizarro not thirsty from saltines.
WHERE YOU GET SALTINES?
where you not get saltines?
…WHAT?
dy-no-miiite!
THAT IT, HULK HAD ENOUGH.