ANOTHER WEEK, HULK DOES THAT THING HULK DOES.
sexyvonpoopy asked:
who put the bomp in the bomp*ba*bomp*ba*bomp!?
RAAARGH HULK BRING IN THE NOISE BRING IN THE FUNK!! HULK NAME IS PRINCE, AND HULK IS FUNKY!! WHY IT GOTTA BE LIKE THAT WHY HULK GOTTA CHASE CAT NOTHIN’ BUT DOG IN ME!!!
ERRR…
HULK SORRY, HULK GET CARRIED AWAY…
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Do you like pi?
PI equals
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944
HULK THINK PI TASTE LIKE CONFUSION!!
Alpha Prime asked:
Hulk, why do most green vegetables taste so bad?
ONE TIME MAN CALL HULK SPINACH HEAD. HULK CONFUSED, LOOK UP SPINACH IN DICTIONARY. SPINACH VEGETABLE. HULK NOT HAVE SPINACH ON HEAD. HULK HATE LIMA BEANS THOUGH. TASTE LIKE HULK LICKED PENNY.
And Tin Man will find a way to beat you
RAAARGH HULK TURN TIN MAN INTO TRAFFIC LIGHT!!
simmo asked:
Would you become a Maestro of violin? Or viola?
HULK PREFER CELLO. HULK LIKE YO YO MA. HULK LIKE TO SAY YO YO MA. ONE TIME HULK SAID YO YO MA IN DESERT, THOUGHT HE WAS ALONE. BUT COUPLE MAKING OUT BEHIND ROCK HEARD HULK. LAUGHED. MADE HULK SAD.
…
YO YO MA!!
Discogod asked:
Yo, big green ugly dude:
HULK NOT UGLY!! HULK RUGGED!!
What’s so funny ’bout peace, love and understanding?
RAARGH WHAT SO FUNNY BUT SMASHING SMASHING AND SMASHING!!
NOTHING!!
spiderdood90 asked:
Out of all the super powered babes, which one would you wanna do most?
DON’T TELL FISH-MAN, BUT HULK ALWAYS THOUGHT NAMORITA HOT. HULK SAD SHE DIED.
Kirk asked:
How long did it take you to master that leg drop of yours?
RAARGH DON’T DROP SOAP IN SHOWER!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
how far did you get in the american idol contest?
HULK CAN’T BELIEVE HULK LOST TO SANJAYA!! HULK THINK HULK HAS AMAZING VOICE. SIMON CALLED IT DREADFUL, LIKE LISTENING TO A GOAT GARGLE WITH BLEACH. HULK SMASH PUNY COWELL.
Lucid Silverback esq. asked:
Hulk, I was wondering…
Do you have a special extra-durable computer-keyboard with giant keys to allow you to type your ezine articles? You know, kinda like one of those phones for the elderly? If not, how many regular keyboards do you smash through in order to produce a given article-installment?
HULK HAVE SECRETARY TAKE DIC… DICT… SHE WRITE HULK’S WORDS DOWN!
Do you even have a computer at all, or are you hanging out with that Robokillah fella’ again?
RAARGH DON’T MENTION ROBOKILLAH TO HULK. ROBO SAY HE’D SHOW HULK GOOD TIME, GOOD TIME ENDED UP WITH HULK COVERED IN CRISCO AND FEELING ASHAMED. AGAIN. HULK FEEL AWK-WARD!!
You know he’s just going to get you into trouble, don’t you? I mean, remember Tijuana?
HULK NEVER FORGET!! AND CAN NEVER GO BACK THERE AGAIN!!!
Chan asked:
Hulk, do you think Cap is really dead? Would you like to share any fond memories you have with him?
WINGHEAD WILL BE BACK. AND HULK REMEMBER THAT TIME WINGHEAD HIT HULK IN THE BUSINESS.
Simun asked:
how many flushes does it take to get it all down? ever have to break it up?
HULK DOESN’T FLUSH. WORLD IS HULK’S TOILET!!
meatloaf of darkness asked:
Hulk, which is your favorite? Star Trek or Star Wars?
HULK SOMETIMES TAKE STICK, PRETEND IT’S LIGHTSABER, VZORP, SWING, SWOOSH, END UP WRECKING CITY, ARMY COMES, HULK FIGHT THEM OFF, BAD TIMES ALL AROUND.
HULK NEVER LET WOOKIEE WIN!!!
Heli88 asked:
What are some great Mother’s Day present ideas? It’s coming up, you know!
HULK THINK MOTHERS OF WORLD APRECIATE DAY OF REST!!
hellspawn asked:
Dear HULK,
Are there some places you just can’t quite reach with a washcloth?
RAARGH, HULK CAN’T REACH REACH CLEVELAND!!
Dear Zombie HULK,
Which is it: Tastes Great or Less Filling?
TASTE GREAT!!
Dear Planet HULK,
What your favorite planet? …………………………….. I bet it’s Uranus.
HOW YOU LIKE URANUS TO BE KICKED?
Ibentmyman-thing asked:
Hulk,
why are clowns so annoying?
HULK WAS CLOWN ONCE. HULK IN HIDING. PUT ON FACE PAINT, BIG RED NOSE, FLOPPY SHOES, JUGGLED ELEPHANTS. EVERY NIGHT, HULK PERFORMED. HULK FILLED WITH SELF-LOATHING. PUNCHED SELF IN HEAD. HULK NOT KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING. BLAME IT ON MIDLIFE CRISIS. HULK HAD DREAM HULK CHASED BY RONALD MCDONALD. HULK NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING, BUT HULK NOT WANT TO SEE BURGER BOY IN DARK ALLEY AT NIGHT.
NimNams asked:
Are buying futures a good idea for diversifying my stock portfolio?
HULK NOT SEE WHY NOT. HULK NEED TO PLAN FOR FUTURE. HULK APPARENTLY "INSURANCE RISK." HULK NEED TO MARRY RICH OLD LADY, BE "KEPT HULK."
SammaeL asked:
Hulk,
How do you feel about Edward Norton portraying Banner in the upcoming Hulk movie?
HULK FINE WITH IT, AS LONG AS BRAD PITT DOESN’T PLAY HULK!!
Also,in your opinion,what is the best item on a Taco Bell menu?
THAT LITTLE RAT EYED DOG!!
Industrial:
what’s your stance on gun control?
HULK THINK EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE AS MANY GUNS AS THEY WANT. HOWEVER, HULK THINK NOBODY DESERVES FINGERS!!
Moni asked:
Why no PLANET She-Hulk?
APPARENTLY PEOPLE LIKE SHE-HULK, NOT ROCKET HER OFF PLANET. GO FIGURE. HULK NOT "SEXY" ENOUGH. SUPPOSEDLY HULK DANGEROUS KILLER. HULK NOT KILLER. HULK VICTIM OF HACK WRITING. HULK SMELL LAWSUIT!!
chuck20 asked:
Dear Hulk
Do you ever wish She-Hulk wasn’t your cousin? Its hard finding a 7ft 5 green skinned gamma irradiated beauty these days.
TELL HULK ABOUT IT!! HULK SOMETIMES HAS TO TELL SELF "KEEP COOL, BUG GUY. KEEP COOL." HULK ONCE WROTE LONG LETTER, EXPRESSING FEELINGS. GOT A PAGE BEFORE HULK REALIZED HULK COULDN’T WRITE.
riseROBOTrise asked:
Hey Hulk,
Since you always smash puny humans, then go off and sit with quiet bunnies and other cute animals…is Hulk vegetarian? Vegan? Is Hulk in PETA? What do you eat, anyway? I don’t think I’ve ever seen Hulk eat…
HULK EAT WHATEVER DOESN’T MOVE FAST ENOUGH!!
GRANDPA asked:
do you eat green fruit loops
HULK DOESN’T TRUST FRUIT LOOPS. HULK DOESN’T TRUST FOOD THAT ROLLS AWAY. IT’S WHY HULK HATE DOUGHNUTS. AND APPLES. AND TIRES.
dracine asked:
Hulk,
Why do some people spell color like colour?
HULK THINK PEOPLE NUTS. HULK STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY COUGH AND BOUGH ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY, BUT SPELLED SO SIMILAR. BOGGLE HULK’S MIND. HULK AFRAID ONE DAY THEY CHANGE HULK’S NAME TO HOULK. HULK HAVE TO CHANGE ALL HIS ADDRESS LABELS. BIG PAIN IN HULK’S GREEN BUTT.
sniper19 asked:
Hulk,
Could you explain the difference between the metric system and standard measurements? I never could quite figure that one out.
METRIC SYSTEM FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO COMPLICATE THINGS. STANDARD FOR PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG THINGS ARE!!
Also, how do you feel about kissin’ cousins (being that you have a hot one)?
SO MUCH TALK OF SHE-HULK. HULK FEELING STRANGE STIRRINGS. GOTTA GO NOW…
THAT ALL TIME HULK HAVE. TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE… AH SKIP IT.
HULK OUT!!
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