BG HULK-SIZED SPACE!! 
shpidorman asked:
Hulk,
what’s on your wall calendar?
Mine is the far side.
HULK’S WALL CALENDAR IS NOTHING BUT DATES WITH CIRCLES AND THINGS TO DO…AND THEN LARGE CURSE WORDS CAUSE HULK FORGOT TO DO WHAT HULK MEANT TO DO. RAAARGH, HULK HATE TRYING TO REMEMBER THINGS.
HULK ALSO GOT PICTURES OF CUTE LITTLE KITTIES IN BASKETS. THEY MAKE HULK’S OVERSIZED HEART MELT!!
Simun asked:
why didn’t they include grocery coupons in this week’s Sunday paper?
RAARGH, HULK KNOW!! HULK’S GROCERY BILL OUTRAGEOUS!! IT LIKE…TEN DOLLARS MORE THIS WEEK. BUT HULK GOT BACK AT THEM. HULK ATE GRAPES…IN STORE!! AND DIDN’T PAY!! HULK ALSO SHOOK ALL THE SODAS. BUT THEN HULK BOUGHT SODA. HULK’S PANTS DRENCHED!! HULK NOT HAPPY!
simmo asked:
Hulk I’m out of toilet paper…what do you recommend as a good poo-ticket substitute?
HULK BUY OLD STEPHEN KING BOOKS. STAND LIKE THOUSAND PAGES…HULK NOT NEED TP FOR YEARS!! HULK DOES NEED LOTION THOUGH…
scarecr0w13 asked:
does the puny banner always wear elasticy purple pants everyday just incase he needs you around?
HULK WISH PUNY BANNER THAT SMART. HIM ROCKET SCIENTIST, CAN’T FIGURE OUT ELASTIC. RAARGH, BANNER GET MAD, HULK END UP NAKED, PULLING PANTS UP. NEVER FAILS!!
JeanGrey92 asked:
Hulk,you should wear a skirt. It would be less prone to ripping. Who knows how purple pants you’ve had to buy.
Would you consider wearing a skirt instead of pants?
HULK CONSIDER WEARING SKIRT…BUT THAT COST EXTRA. THAT COST A LOT OF EXTRA.
Discogod asked:
Hulk,
Up the bum or not at all?
HULK CONSIDER UP THE BUM…BUT THAT COST EXTRA. THAT COST A LOT OF EXTRA.
BUM ALWAYS ASKING FOR MONEY FOR FOOD ANYWAY…MAKE HULK ANGRY!!
ANGRY!!!
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