IT NEW WORD! USE IT OFTEN!
johnny_b asked:
Dear Hulk. I need to buy new Jeans and since you are the expert at breaking jeans, could you tell me what brand to go for ?
RAAARGH, NOTHING COME BETWEEN HULK AND HIS CALVIN KLEINS. HULK OT WEAR UNDERWEAR. HULK’S JUNK VISIBLE TO ANYBODY WANT TO LOOK!!
Also Hulk, I am currently getting burnt by writing essays on Simon Bolivar, the civil rights movement and New France. Could you tell me what to do once I am done writing those bloody essays ?
AFTER HULK DO HARD WORK, HULK ALWAYS LIKE TO FILL HIS POOL WITH WOMEN AND JUMP INTO IT, THEN SWIM AROUND A BIT. OCCASIONALY, THINGS WILL FIT INTO THINGS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT HULK MEAN. IF NOT, THEN YOU SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WRITING ESSAYS.
Cheers Hulk, u da best brotha in da world yo.
WORD!!
supergeek24 asked:
hey hulk who can win in a farting contest u, grandy or the blob
BLOB THINK HE IN CONTEST ALL THE TIME. EVERY FIVE SECONDS AT LAST POKER GAME. RAARGH, HULK HELD BREATH FOR TWO HOURS. AFTER ALL THAT TIME, HULK CAN’T REMEMBER WHERE HULK PARKED. OF IF HULK EVEN HAD CAR. OR WHO "HULK" IS.
Incom asked:
Best thing to hit other thing with bus axle, or lamp post?
BUS AXLE GOT NICE HEFT! BUT LAMP POSTS ARE EASIER TO GET TO, AND HULK ALWAYS LIKE TO GO WITH EASE, SINCE HULK LAZY. INCREDIBLY LAZY. THAT WHY HULK INCREDIBLE!!
DarkTails asked:
Hey Hulk, I used to get paid in chili-dogs for writing articles for websites, so I was wondering, what kind of spicy-food is Fwoosh paying you with?
…WEBSITES PAY PEOPLE TO DO WORK? RAAARGH, HULK GETTING SCREWED. AT BEST HULK GETS HALF EATEN TACO PABLABLOLOBOLO LEAVE BESIDE CHAIR WHEN HE GETS UP TO POOP. HULK HAVE TO STEAL IT. THAT RIGHT PABLOLOPPLOPPLOP, HULK ATE YOUR FOOD!!
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Hulk
I sometimes like to go next door to my neighbors and take a dump on
the outside right in front of the door. They don’t like it but yet they do
nothing about it. There is no question, I’m just bragging.
DarkSexyVonPoopy
HULK…DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE HULK’S NEIGHBOR. HULK GOING TO CONSIDER SMASHING YOU NOW. TRUTHFULLY, HULK JUST GLAD HULK HAVE REASON FOR POOP. HULK THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE SLEEP POOPING. AGAIN!
Ramses asked:
ok, I can see Dick Vitale, Joe Lunardi and Bobby Knight scream about numbers and "Bracketology" at my TV on ESPN, I can listen to Tony Kornheiser scream into my Ipod on his podcast, but come on, we all know numbers and people screaming don’t matter cause we got the Real Green Monster, not that stupid wall in Boston, the real deal is here on The Fwoosh. This is where the Big Boys play.
So Hulk, this Final Four…
WHOJAGOT?!
RAARGH, HULK GOT TIGER WOODS, 1993 CHICAGO BULLS, 1989 MIKE TYSON AND THAT BECKHAM GUY THAT MARRIED THE SCARECROW. RAAARGH, GREATEST FINAL FOUR EVER!!
HULK…HULK JUST USED UP ALL SPORTS KNOWLEDGE HULK HAD IN BIG GREEN HEAD.
HULK AWAY!
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