ARE YOU LOOKING YET?? 
drzenith asked:
Hey Hulk, Secret Wars reminds you of Survivor. Instead of being stranded on an island, you are stranded on a planet. Would you have Secret Alliance with former Avengers of Defenders?
For instance your tribe consist of Spider-Man, Captain America, Thor, Hawkeye, Dr. Strange, Namor and Silver Surfer.
Who would you alligned yourself with? Who would you vote out of the Beyonder’s planet first?
FIRST, HULK KICK OFF POMPOUS DUDE SMELL LIKE FISH. GREEN PANTIES MAKE HULK NERVOUS, LIKE THEY MADE OF…HULK. WITH SCALES. THAT NOT RIGHT. AND SECOND, HULK GET RID OF LONG BLONDE HAIR GUY WITH HAMMER. CAUSE HULK HATE FABIO. AND THEN HULK GET RID OF MIRROR GUY ON SURFBOARD. CAUSE SERIOUSLY…SURFER GUYS ANNOY HULK. HULK DIG THE LITTLE WEB DUDE, CAUSE HE MAKE LAUGH. WELL…SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES HE JUST ANNOY HULK. BUT HULK TAKE WHAT HULK CAN GET.
HULK SAD NO WOMEN ON PLANET. LOOK LIKE HULK CONTINUE TO TEND TO SELF. THAT LIFE OF HULK…
drzenith asked:
How do you really pronounce your name? I have heard news that a bar fight occured because they have an argument on how to pronounce HULK? It was a fight between an American and a British. The American said something like H-O-LK, while the British said something like H-A-LK. Until finally a French came and said it is pronounced as WHO-LK!
HULK THINK THEY ALL NUTS. HULK’S NAME PRONOUNCED LIKE THIS "RAAARGH OH GOD IT BIG GREEN GUY GET OUT OF HIS WAY AND VALIDATE PARKING ALSO FREE CANDY BAR!!!"
IT TAKE A WHILE, BUT HULK THINK IT SOUND JUST ABOUT RIGHT.
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk,
If you could be any animal in the animal kingdom, what would you be?
HULK THINK HULK WANT TO BE UNICORN. THAT WAY, ONLY VIRGINS COULD SEE HULK. AND THEN, ONCE HULK DEFLOWER THEM, THEY NO LONGER SEE HULK AND HULK FREE.
IT SOUND PERFECT TO HULK!
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