THAT RIGHT…THIS HULK’S LAST COLUMN! 
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!
drzenith asked:
H-ooo-lk,
Perhaps you should join CELEBRITY APPRENTICE.
So that:
a.) Dennis "the Worm" Rodman can kick your a-s-s-.
b.) You will battle former Playboy models in formulating a comic strip.
c.) I will hear Donald Trump say to you out loud, "HULK, YOU’RE MEAN AND GREEN. PLUS YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH OR DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR B.O. HULK, YOU’RE FIRED!!!"
HULK STOPPED READING AT PLAYBOY MODELS. CAN HULK GET THAT IN WRITING? CAN HULK BATTLE THEM NUDE? CAN OIL BE INVOLVED? GIVE HULK INFO!! HOW HULK CONTACT THIS DONALD DUCK GUY? HULK WANT TO BE ALL HULK CAN BE!! THIS SOUND LIKE HULK FINALLY COME OUT ON TOP!
Doom asked:
Hulk,
When was the worst and most embarrassing time that you "let one rip"?
WHEN DOCTOR CHECK HULK’S PROSTATE!! BLEW HIS ARM CLEAN OFF…
drzenith asked:
H-aaa-lk,
Would you wear a green jersey on St. Patrick’s Day?
IF BY GREEN JERSEY, YOU MEAN STRIP NAKED, DRINK HULK’S WEIGHT IN GREEN BEER AND ATTEMPT TO SODOMIZE STATUE OF LIBERTY…NO. NOT TWICE!
GLJossan asked:
Dear Hulk, have you ever eaten any people like your Ultimate or Zombie counter parts? And if so, what did it taste like?
REGIS PHILBIN TASTE LIKE DAY OLD HAM…
sexyvonpoopy asked:
Why ?
CAUSE MICK JAGGER TOLD HULK TO IN SONG!
Did you lose your job because of the economy?
HULK LOST JOB, HOUSE, FARM, KIDS, AND A FEW KIDNEY STONES!!
Did you recieve a bonus check?
BONUS PROSTATE CHECK, YES. THAT HOW GUY LOST ARM!
If Dr. Banner eats alot of beans do you feel gassy after the transformation into the hulk?
SOMETIMES…BUT IT MORE FUN IF HULK EAT LOT OF BEANS AND PUNY BANNER DEAL WITH HULK-SIZED GAS. BANNERBUTT LOOK LIKE GOATSE AFERWARDS!
If someone sends me a free sample of something I think I should be able to send thema free sample of something, but what do you suggest that I send?
POOP NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE!!
Have you tried eating at "Out of the Pan" that new cafe’ on the southside?
HULK TOOK FRIEND THERE FOR BIRTHDAY. HULK NEVER SEEN FRIEND AGAIN…
How much time should I spend ‘making out’ per day? right now I clock in at about 10% ofmy waking hours either socializing or rounding third.
SOUND GOOD, BUT HULK SAY ADD 5% MORE IN ORDER TO BUILD UP ENOUGH PRACTICE TO WIN PRIZE!
In a classic "good vs. evil" situation have you ever just secretly rooted for the evil side to win?
IT HULK SECRET SHAME. HULK ALWAYS WISH BRUCE WILLIS END UP DEAD IN DIE HARD MOVIES. WHY HE NOT DIE HARD? HULK ALSO WISH GUY WITH ACCENT GET KILLED IN MORE MOVIES THAN THAT ONE WHERE HE WEAR THE COOL SHADES AND BLACK JACKET. MAKE NO SENSE!
One time I got into a car accident and consequently lost my job because of being late and deformed, then directly as a result of losing my job, I, then, couldn’t afford to keep my apartment which caused my girlfriend to dump me as I had no-where to put her and her stuff which, then dominoed into heavy drinking and long bouts of depression. I eventually bounced back but now whenever I get into a car accident I laugh uncontrollably during the aftermath as a coping mechanism.
THIS WHAT HAPPEN TO HULK’S CAR ISN’T IT! ISN’T IT!!!
I am sorry I don’t have any more questions for you.
HULK WIPE SINGLE TEAR!
Bengaltiger1983 asked:
Hulk,
What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
HULK NOT LIKE TACOS, SO HULK USUALLY EAT THE BELL!
WELL…THAT THAT. HULK RAAARGHED HIS LAST RAARGH, ANSWERED HIS LAST QUESTION, HUMPED HIS LAST PONY. IT BEEN HELL OF RIDE FOR HULK. HULK LEARNED LOT ABOUT SELF…AND LOT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE. HULK FIND OUT YOU PEOPLE WEIRD. FUN TIMES. HULK GONNA PACK UP THINGS AND HEAD FOR THAT GREAT RETIREMENT VILLAGE SOMEWHERE.
WELL…NOT REALLY…
SINCE THIS JOB NOT PAY HULK DIDDLYSQUAT…HULK BURN THROUGH ALL HULK’S SAVINGS. AND THE SAVINGS OF A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE HULK MANAGED TO MAKE SEND MONEY THROUGH MAIL. THAT TRICK REALLY WORKS! SO HULK GOT TO GO TO REAL JOB NOW. HULK TRIED TO GET COUSIN SHE-HULK TO PUT IN GOOD WORD, BUT SHE NEVER RETURN HULK’S CALLS. AND EXTENDED RESTRAINING ORDER TO A MILE. IT REALLY HARD TO SEE THROUGH HOLE IN SHOWER FROM MILE AWAY.
HULK NEED NEW TELESCOPE.
LET SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN TWO YEARS HULK TOOK OVER COLUMN. HULK LOOK BACK!
-NEW TOYS CAME OUT
-FWOOSH GOT HACKED
-STAFF OF FWOOSH HAD NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
-LOTSA PEOPLE GOT BANNED
-LOTSA PEOPLE WHO GOT BANNED CAME BACK
-THEN GOT BANNED AGAIN…WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU GUYS THAT STUPID?
-MORE NEW TOYS CAME OUT
-LOTSA DOUCHEBAGS POSTED LOTSA DOUCHY THINGS
-PEOPLE APOLOGIZED A LOT FOR TOYS…HULK STILL NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN, OR WHY COMPANIES MEAN SO MUCH TO PEOPLE. BUT THAT BECAUSE HULK NOT GOT SOUL.
-HULK STILL NOT GOT PROPER SIX-INCH GREEN FIGURE WITH FISTS…WHAT THE HELL THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!!??????!
-SERIOUSLY…WHAT THAT ABOUT?????
-HE-MAN MAKE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
-BUT HE-MAN EXPENSIVE…RAAARGH, HULK LUCKY HULK USED TO PAYING SO MUCH FOR MUSCLEY GUYS!
WAIT…
ANYWAY…
-HULK STRUCK OIL, GOT STINKING RICH, THEN HULK DRINK MILKSHAKE OR SOMETHING
-WAIT…THAT PLOT TO "THERE WILL BE BLOOD". HULK’S MOVIE NOT THAT GOOD…
-NOT THAT GOOD AT ALL
-NOT BETTER THAN IRON MAN’S EITHER
-HULK…HATE…STARK…
AND THEN SOME OTHER THINGS HAPPENED THAT HULK NOT CARE ABOUT.
WILL YOU SEE HULK AGAIN? HULK NOT KNOW. HULK COULD BE BACK…OR HULK COULD NOT BE BACK EVER AGAIN. HULK ACCEPT BRIBES, OF COURSE.
NOW IF DUDE WOULD CUE UP MUSIC…HULK GOT BACKPACK…HULK GOT LONELY DESERTED ROAD…HULK GONNA WALK AWAY.
AND ONLY ONE SONG HULK WALK AWAY DURING…YOU KNOW WHAT HULK TALKING ABOUT!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! THE END!!
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